Keep Yo Cookie in Da Cookie Jar, little girls


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This book gives godly living for little girls from the Almighty Most High Living God perspective. This book is Da Bible for Da Little Vagina and perspective about Da Little Cookie for these Last Day End of Time as we know it. The Father allowed Steve Harvey to officially name our vagina Da Cookie. The Father also allowed Steve Harvey to write a book called "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man." The Father states that Steve Harvey's book is from a man's limited perspective about little girls. Steve Harvey speaks about how to land a man and not be found by a husband. He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the Father. Proverbs 18:22 A wife of noble character who can find. She is worth far more than rubies. Proverbs 31:10 Steve Harvey did the best job that he could do as a man, but Steve Harvey is only a man. This book is for little girls instructing you on how to go back to the Garden of Eden before sin entered the world and learn, What was Da Little Cookie designed for? Why did the Father make us sexual beings? What seed is being planted in the garden of your womb? What will happen to Da Little Cookie in the wrong hands? The Father will warn against talking those Cookie Monstas. Cookie Monstas wear masks and hide their identity and true intentions for your Fresh Little Cookie. Steve Harvey does not mention anything about those Cookie Monstas dat loves little girl cookies and how Da Cookie Monstas will get your little cookies by any means necessary. The Cookie Monstas are cute, cuddly and will trick you to come and hide and play with them. Their job is to kill your little cookies, steal your little cookies and destroy your little cookies. Do not let those Cookie Monstas take a bite out of your little cookie! Little girls remember IF you take your little cookie out of Da Cookie Jar, then you risk having your little cookie bitten by those Cookie Monstas. Things could get even worst by your little cookie being broke in half, broke in quarters or even being smashed into crumbs. Keep Yo Cookie in Da Cookie Jar little girls so that The Father can protect it for you. He will HOLD the key to your Little Cookie Jar until you get married to your husband (a man). Hope is not lost IF those Cookie Monstas bit your little cookie, because The Father can even put the Broken Pieces of Yo Little Cookie back together again with it in His Hands. He will make you Whole Again! 2




Who Put the Cookies in the Cookie Jar?


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It's easy to take a cookie out of the cookie jar: just reach in. But how does it get in there in the first place? It's more complicated than you might think. Someone has to milk the cow, grow the wheat, harvest the sugar cane—everyone has a special job to do to make that cookie possible. In Who Put the Cookies in the Cookie Jar?, George Shannon and Julie Paschkis take us on a delicious cookie journey, showing how many hands work together so that one hand can take the cookie out—and so that you can take a huge yummy bite!




The Good Girl's Guide to Being Bad


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Seventeen-year-old Sadie is tired of being a good girl. Her Career Aptitude Test results say she's ideally suited for a career in the clergy (aka a nun), and on top of that, she receives yet another rejection. An aspiring dancer/choreographer, Sadie dreams of being featured on Dancer's Edge-but they say she's too sweet, needs more life experience. Her BFF, Kyle, and her oldest friend, 79-year-old Betty, agree: Sadie is in desperate need of a life makeover. But she'll need a coach. Sadie doesn't lie, cheat or steal--heck she doesn't even curse (part of the reason she hasn't checked off anything on her "Carpe Diem List"). Sadie doesn't know the first thing about being bad. But Kyle's twin brother, Colton, does. And he's willing to teach Sadie on one condition: she has to do everything he says for the next month. A dazzling first kiss, two smokin' hot brothers and a bet that changes everything. In this enemies-to-more YA romance, Sadie learns: Breaking the rules can be fun-especially when it leads to happily-ever-after.




The Best Mistake


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Adorkable


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“Captivating, fun, and totally swoon-worthy! This is the kind of story my reader heart craves.” —Rachel Harris, New York Times bestselling author of Eyes on Me Available in print for the first time, and with exclusive bonus content only found in the print version! Fall in love with Sally and Becks all over again. Adorkable (ah-dor-kuh-bul): Descriptive term meaning to be equal parts dorky and adorable. For reference, see Sally Spitz. Seventeen-year-old Sally Spitz is done with dating. Or at least, she's done with the horrible blind dates/hookups/sneak attacks her matchmaking bestie, Hooker, sets her up on. There's only so much one geek girl and Gryffindor supporter can take. Her solution: She needs a fake boyfriend. And fast. Enter Becks, soccer phenom, all-around hottie, and Sally's best friend practically since birth. When Sally asks Becks to be her F.B.F. (fake boyfriend), Becks is only too happy to be used. He'd do anything for Sal—even if that means giving her PDA lessons in his bedroom, saying she's "more than pretty," and expertly kissing her at parties. The problem: Sally's been in love with Becks all her life—and he's completely clueless. This book features two best friends, one special-edition Yoda Snuggie, countless beneath-the-ear kisses, and begs the question: Who wants a real boyfriend when faking it is so much more fun?




Who Ate All the Cookie Dough?


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Kanga and her friends try to discover who ate all of her cookie dough.




Who Stole the Cookies?


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Level 2. Puppy, Turtle, and Cat want to find out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. This is a very basic mystery story for beginning readers.




The Unbelievable, Inconceivable, Unforeseeable Truth about Ethan Wilder


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In the south, everyone has a secret--and murder is served with sweet tea.The word's out: Ethan Wilder's coming back to town, and the people of Bowie, Georgia are in a southern tizzy. Everyone knows the story. He shot and killed his sister four years ago, and people say his father, Jim Wilder, the biggest holy roller this side of the Mississippi, sent him packing for just that reason. Even if her death was unofficially ruled a suicide, Ethan's return has everybody talking.Seventeen-year-old Delilah Doherty can't go anywhere without hearing his name. Born and raised in Bowie, Delilah knows firsthand about the gossipmongers and how they love a good scandal. The daughter of a wild child and niece of the local psychic, she's also the only one who doubts Ethan's guilt.After Ethan saves her life, the two start a slow and steady burn neither can deny. But when Bowie's spiritual leader is nearly murdered, it rocks the small southern town to its core. Delilah and Ethan are caught in the crossfire, their relationship threatened before it's even begun. Someone has it out for Ethan's family. With everyone convinced of Ethan's guilt, it's up to Delilah to unravel the mystery before someone else gets hurt or worse...dead.




May I Please Have a Cookie? (Scholastic Reader, Level 1)


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In this Level 1 Scholastic Reader, Alfie learns that the best way to get a delicious cookie is to say please! Alfie loves his mommy's cookies, and he wants one more than anything! But grabbing for one, fishing for one, and dressing up as a cookie inspector don't seem to work. His mommy says there is a better way. What is it? Beginning readers will learn proper manners with Alfie as his mommy teaches him to say the magic words.




Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar


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Recipes for classic cookies, fancy cookies, holiday cookies, brownies, blondies, bars, and more.