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Kerryoans up the Clyde!

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Luath Press Ltd

Page : 138 pages

File Size : 18,50 MB

Release : 2021-11-15

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1804250732

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Book Description

'If the Waverley sank right now and I wanted to swim to the nearest land, how far would that be?' 'About a hundred yards, sur.' 'Amazing. Which way?' 'Down!' True 'Glesca' humour and history combined, Kerryoans up the Clyde! recounts the adventures of a vessel full of character with a captain to match: Morrison's Waverley and 'Big Lizzie' are each as formidable and inalienably Scottish as the other. Morrison captures the charmingly unique spirit of the last of the Clyde's paddle steamers as well as the facts of its history. Full of playful tales, many a chuckle and the quirky illustrations of Bob Dewar, you're sure to find something that floats your boat!



Dinna Fash Yersel, Scotland!

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Luath Press Ltd

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 16,27 MB

Release : 2022-12-30

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1804250759

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These are tough times. Prices spiralling! Climate change! International tension! Pandemics! It's not hard to find things to worry about. But Scottish grannies can be an oasis of calm. Their wit and wisdom, their compassion and knowhow, their measured good sense and withering reproaches are exactly what is required. Scottish grannies are reassuring. They are relevant. And they need to be heard.



Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition

Author : Dad Says Jokes

Publisher : Hachette UK

Page : 272 pages

File Size : 35,47 MB

Release : 2020-09-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1788402537

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THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his third book. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition was a Sunday Times Bestseller in the week commencing 11 June 2023.



Frank Get the Door!

Author : Janey Godley

Publisher : Luath Press Ltd

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 33,42 MB

Release : 2020-10-22

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1910022217

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Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley's comedy by the hundreds of thousands... [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record 'Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.'



London's Pleasure Steamers

Author : Andrew Gladwell

Publisher : Amberley Publishing Limited

Page : 190 pages

File Size : 38,11 MB

Release : 2015-05-15

Category : Transportation

ISBN : 1445641720

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Book Description

Andrew Gladwell takes us on a journey down the water, exploring the story of the London pleasure steamer.



Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean!

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Luath Press Ltd

Page : 161 pages

File Size : 40,41 MB

Release : 2013-07-22

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1909912093

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Book Description

An hilarious and often wise collection of Scots saying straight from the mouths of the Grannies of Glasgow. With each snippet accompanied by a straightforward English translation, this is your introduction to the unique wisdom of the 'Glesca Granny'.



'Haud That Bus!'

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher :

Page : 160 pages

File Size : 27,86 MB

Release : 2018-11-26

Category : Scotland

ISBN : 9781912147571

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Book Description

Meet Bus Pass Barbara and Bus Pass Molly. Since they first met in Glasgow's Buchanan Bus Station, they have been using their bus passes to explore new parts of Scotland they never dreamed they'd see.As they travel the country, they encounter crotchety drivers, snooty passengers and potentially eligible men, while saving weddings from catastrophes and walkers from sprained ankles. With a combination of both caustic wisecracking and cheeky humour, the Bus Pass Girls quickly become fast friends and travel companions as they navigate their way across the country.



'Oor Wee School - Wis a Rare Wee School!'

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Neil Wilson Publishing Ltd

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 15,21 MB

Release : 2000

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781903238141

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Book Description

A collection of utterances from the mouths of Scottish schoolchildren over the last 80 years which have been gathered by Allan Morrison.



The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Black & White Publishing

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 34,57 MB

Release : 2009-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781845022266

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Book Description

Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!



'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!'

Author : Allan Morrison

Publisher : Neil Wilson Publishing

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 45,78 MB

Release : 1999-03

Category : Grandmothers

ISBN : 9781897784815

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Book Description

Scottish grandchildren tell their favourite stories about their Grannies.