Knock Knock, Red, White, and Blue!


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Laugh out loud through history, fireworks, 4th of July parades and more In Knock Knock, Red, White and Blue, kids will celebrate their country and laugh at the same time. Here's a silly joke for you: What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved! This collection of illustrated jokes is sure to get reluctant readers engrossed in their reading material. Knock Knock, Red, White and Blue! is part of the Illustrated Jokes series from Brenda Ponnay. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub!




World's Best (and Worst) Knock-Knock Jokes


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Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!




Knock Knock, Red, White, and Blue!


Book Description

Laugh out loud through history, fireworks, 4th of July parades and more In Knock Knock, Red, White and Blue, kids will celebrate their country and laugh at the same time. Here's a silly joke for you: What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved! This collection of illustrated jokes is sure to get reluctant readers engrossed in their reading material. Knock Knock, Red, White and Blue! is part of the Illustrated Jokes series from Brenda Ponnay. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub!




Knock Knock, Blub Blub!


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You'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!




Knock, Knock, Monster Who?


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Monsters growl and snarl and groan and these silly illustrated jokes! Get kids reading AND laughing with funny monster jokes. Adam Pryce's bold illustrations add to the hilarity of monsters doing all sorts for ridiculous things. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your monster-loving child. Here's an example: What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a monster fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!




Knock Knock, Lettuce In!


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The Garden has the Giggles in this funny joke book about vegetables




Too School for Cool


Book Description

Go Back to School with a Laugh! Too School for Cool is a collection of illustrated jokes about the one thing all kids know and love: school! Get your children excited (or at least ready to laugh) about a new school year or just a regular-old school day with this collection of funny jokes for the school-age set. Here's a silly one: What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet! Too School for Cool is part of the Illustrated Jokes series from Brenda Ponnay. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Knock Knock Red, White and Blue Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub!




Knock Knock


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Winner of a Coretta Scott King Illustrator Medal and the Boston Horn Book Award A simple, powerful book for children, about an absent father and the love he leaves behind Every morning, I play a game with my father.He goes knock knock on my doorand I pretend to be asleeptill he gets right next to the bed.And my papa, he tells me, "I love you." But what happens when, one day, that "knock knock" doesn't come? This powerful and inspiring book shows the love that an absent parent can leave behind, and the strength that children find in themselves as they grow up and follow their dreams.




Red, White & Royal Blue


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* Instant NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY bestseller * * GOODREADS CHOICE AWARD WINNER for BEST DEBUT and BEST ROMANCE of 2019 * * BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR* for VOGUE, NPR, VANITY FAIR, and more! * What happens when America's First Son falls in love with the Prince of Wales? When his mother became President, Alex Claremont-Diaz was promptly cast as the American equivalent of a young royal. Handsome, charismatic, genius—his image is pure millennial-marketing gold for the White House. There's only one problem: Alex has a beef with the actual prince, Henry, across the pond. And when the tabloids get hold of a photo involving an Alex-Henry altercation, U.S./British relations take a turn for the worse. Heads of family, state, and other handlers devise a plan for damage control: staging a truce between the two rivals. What at first begins as a fake, Instragramable friendship grows deeper, and more dangerous, than either Alex or Henry could have imagined. Soon Alex finds himself hurtling into a secret romance with a surprisingly unstuffy Henry that could derail the campaign and upend two nations and begs the question: Can love save the world after all? Where do we find the courage, and the power, to be the people we are meant to be? And how can we learn to let our true colors shine through? Casey McQuiston's Red, White & Royal Blue proves: true love isn't always diplomatic. "I took this with me wherever I went and stole every second I had to read! Absorbing, hilarious, tender, sexy—this book had everything I crave. I’m jealous of all the readers out there who still get to experience Red, White & Royal Blue for the first time!" - Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author of The Unhoneymooners "Red, White & Royal Blue is outrageously fun. It is romantic, sexy, witty, and thrilling. I loved every second." - Taylor Jenkins Reid, New York Times bestselling author of Daisy Jones & The Six




The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1


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"Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten." Illustrations bring the silliness to a whole new level in this book of jokes kids will adore. Every joke is illustrated This illustrated book by the New York Times-bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes--each paired with a small drawing that's a sweet comic gem in itself. It's the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.