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Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso

Publisher : Scholastic Canada

Page : 386 pages

File Size : 48,10 MB

Release : 2017-04-25

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1443128864

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Book Description

What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.



Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Revell

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 33,74 MB

Release : 2010-08

Category : History

ISBN : 0800788036

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Book Description

A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.



The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Revell

Page : 354 pages

File Size : 25,78 MB

Release : 2014-01-21

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1441234705

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Book Description

Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.



Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Baker Books

Page : 126 pages

File Size : 45,27 MB

Release : 2013-06-15

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.



The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 90 pages

File Size : 46,61 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866139

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Book Description

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!



101 Canadian Jokes

Author : Howard Hershkowitz

Publisher : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited

Page : 93 pages

File Size : 20,75 MB

Release : 2004

Category : Canadian wit and humor (English)

ISBN : 9780439961080

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Book Description

101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!



Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Author : Joke Books for Kids

Publisher : Joke Books for Kids

Page : 72 pages

File Size : 40,63 MB

Release : 2018-05-29

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1984877194

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Book Description

What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!



Laugh Out Loud Jokes

Author : Diane Namm

Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 48,69 MB

Release : 2008

Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile

ISBN : 1402750021

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Book Description

This book is a collection of jokes and riddles.



101 Hockey Jokes

Author : Kara Woodburn

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 33,83 MB

Release : 2012-08

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781443113335

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Book Description

Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!



Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud edition

Author : Dad Says Jokes

Publisher : Hamlyn

Page : 275 pages

File Size : 40,37 MB

Release : 2023-08-31

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1783255447

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Book Description

The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. With cringeworthy gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud Edition is the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5.5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 31 million followers. This is his fifth book.