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The Lawyer's Joke Book

Author : John Patrick Dolan

Publisher : Advantage Media Group

Page : 82 pages

File Size : 15,39 MB

Release : 2008-09

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1599320681

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Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.



The Lawyer Joke Book

Author : Sid Behrman

Publisher : Marboro Books

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 48,80 MB

Release : 1991

Category : Law

ISBN : 9780880297226

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Lowering the Bar

Author : Marc Galanter

Publisher : Univ of Wisconsin Press

Page : 452 pages

File Size : 46,10 MB

Release : 2006-08-08

Category : Law

ISBN : 9780299213541

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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.



Secretly Inside

Author : Hans Warren

Publisher : Terrace Books

Page : 584 pages

File Size : 37,23 MB

Release : 2006

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9780299209803

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In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.



The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

Author : Steven D. Price

Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

Page : 241 pages

File Size : 28,97 MB

Release : 2011-05-10

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1616082542

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The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...



Blanche Knott's Book of Truly Tasteless Anatomy Jokes

Author : Blanche Knott

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 20,83 MB

Release : 1991-02-15

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780312924218

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Introducing an all-new line of fast-selling tastelessness from the five-million-copy Queen of Crass, Blanche Knott. Tastelessness is ever popular, especially among the young, students, novelty buyers, gift-givers, and pranksters. Packaged in the same eye-catching format as all Blanche Knott's other bestsellers, this new volume will be snapped up by legions of Knott's fans.



Laughter Ever After

Author : Donald Capps

Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 40,77 MB

Release : 2014-02-18

Category : Religion

ISBN : 1725233789

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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?" Laughter Ever After offers a seriously funny theological reflection on the place of laughter and humor in pastoral counseling. Blending academic research, psychological insights, and pastoral advice, this humor-filled book helps those who want to be "Ministers of Good Humor" learn about the human needs to which humor can sensitize us and understand what humor has to offer those who are trying to cope with life's inevitabilities, such as aging, illness, and death. Readers will be entertained by the dozens of witty jokes throughout the text, but also gain insight by pondering Donald Capps's pastoral perspective of these humorous quips. Written for a wide audience, Laughter Ever After would serve as a great tool for any pastor, minister, or churchgoer. It can even be used as a self-help book for anyone in need of a laugh or who appreciates a good joke. By showing us where humor's place in ministry is, Capps teaches us that laughter can help in almost any situation



Justice Defeated

Author : Steven H. Adler

Publisher : AuthorHouse

Page : 372 pages

File Size : 17,49 MB

Release : 2009-07

Category :

ISBN : 1434372227

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This book is a collection of tales about the adventures of Elves (and a little girl) in Southern Colorado, a macabre tale of a Caribbean cruise (you wouldn''''t want to take), the hilarious (and sometimes sad) misadventures of Mr. Throttlebottom and his hapless wife Emma told in four short stories, and a longer alternate future Novella about how Mr. Howard Hughes managed to establish a very unique hotel using his recently purchased Queen Mary moved to a new location a little further South than Long Beach. Each story recalls vividly a real place in this curious and interesting world or some real event in history.



The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Author : Beth Tripmacher

Publisher : MetroBooks (NY)

Page : 130 pages

File Size : 43,10 MB

Release : 2002-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781586636142

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-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.



Lawyering from the Inside Out

Author : Nathalie Martin

Publisher : Cambridge University Press

Page : 283 pages

File Size : 15,10 MB

Release : 2018-06-07

Category : Law

ISBN : 1108695981

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Law is a varied, powerful, and highly rewarding profession. Studies show, however, that lawyers have higher rates of alcoholism, divorce, and even suicide than the general population. Stress creates these poor outcomes, including the stress of dealing with other people's problems all day, the stress of spending excessive amounts of time at work, and the stress of being disconnected to what is most meaningful in life. Through mindfulness and emotional intelligence training, lawyers can improve focus, get more work done in less time, improve their interpersonal skills, and seek and find work that will make their lives more meaningful. This book is designed to help law students and lawyers of all experience levels find a sustainable and meaningful life in the field of law. This book includes journaling and other interactive exercises that can help lawyers find peace, focus, meaning, and happiness over a lifetime of practicing law.