Lit’ Bit’


Book Description

“PERFECT HATE IS THE RECOGNITION OF AN ENEMY” WE MUST NOT HATE US! HATE IS A MOST COUNTERPRODUCTIVE EMOTION THAT ESTABLISHES, MAINTAINS AND PERPETUATES A SEEMINGLY NEW, HYBRID HATE THAT BECOMES A MORE TERRIFYING AND THE MOST HATED OFF-SPRING OF THE MOST TOXIC, PRE-ORDAINED HATE, HAVING ALREADY BEEN CONCEIVED FROM THE LOINS OF TRUE HATERS WHO END UP HATING HUMANITY ALONG THE HATED JOURNEY, FOR THE SAKE OF HATE, AFTER HAVING PREVIOUSLY PLEDGED TO BE “ONE” UNDER THE MIGHTY RULER FOR HATERS...(SO, HELP ME GOD!?)...BUT, IF WE MUST HATE US, LET EVEN OUR HATE FOR US BE ‘PERFECT’:“PERFECT HATE IS THE RECOGNITION OF AN ENEMY” --Ms Georgia Harvey (“4/23/64 - 4/23/16”) “SOMEWHERE BETWEEN SHIT AND SYPHILLIS YOU SHALL FIND SYMPATHY” – AllMost AnyBody (“?/??/?? - ?/??/??”)




Lit'l Bit's Classroom


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A plethora of children’s wit and wisdom as told through their daily lives with a childcare teacher. All are conversations she heard during her eleven years of working in preschool center. T he insight and humor of the children is revealed quite cleverly. The author’s love for children comes through strongly as you read the collection. This is a one of a kind work, very unique and sometimes hilarious. Also contains many craft ideas and helpful hints for preschool teachers and/or parents. Working with children is the most rewarding thing I have ever done. These years have been a very educational experience. If I planted one seed along the way, I feel I have done my part. The title, “Lit’l Bit,” was a nickname from years ago. One day I couldn’t reach something on a shelf, and I said, “I’m not big enough.” My husband replied, “Oh, you’re such a little bit,” and the name stuck.




A Little Bit Wild


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An adventurous beauty meets a charismatic beast in the USA Today–bestselling author’s scandalously sensuous Regency romance. Jude Bertrand is not an excellent dancer. Nor does he wear the most fashionable coats. But when Marissa York's brother approaches him, desperate to preserve Marissa's tenuous reputation, Jude does prove heroic enough to offer to marry the girl. In fact, the union should more than make up for his lack of social graces—and his own scandalous past. Marissa knows that betrothal to the son of a duke—even one as raw and masculine as Jude—will save her from ruin. But that doesn't mean she's happy about it. Soon, though, she finds that Jude has a surprisingly gentle touch. And he plans to use it to persuade Marissa that their wedding day cannot come soon enough.




A Little Bit of Hush


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A story celebrating mindfulness and quiet moments in a noisy world. The Starlings are squabbling the Crows are making a terrible din - it's SO NOISY the Squirrel babies just CAN'T sleep. Squirrel knows there's only one thing to do. She must ask Owl for help... And so begins a magical woodland journey with Owl's amazing Silence Catcher. Owl and Squirrel discover the hush inside a hollow tree...then the stillness when an acorn drops...and last of all, the silence between the lightning's flash and the thunder's roll. They capture pockets of peace, moments of stillness, bubbles of silence...and Owl puts them all together for Squirrel. Now, when Squirrel goes back home to her babies, could there be A Little Bit of Hush? This beautiful picture book encourages mindfulness, awareness of nature and ways to find peace and stillness in our noisy world.




A Little Bit of Dinosaur


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Did you know that you have a little bit of dinosaur in you? And it's your mother's fault. She fed you that cheese sandwich, which had a calcium atom that used to be in the bones of a T-rex. This humorous story follows a calcium atom as it journeys from dry bones to your jawbone! Inspired by U.S. environmentalist Aldo Leopoldo, this story follows a little bit of dinosaur‚ a calcium atom‚ as it travels over time from a dinosaur to a child. In his 1949 classic, A Sand County Almanac, Leopoldo beautifully discussed how man and nature are interconnected. This amazing circle of life is illustrated with humour and a touch of empathy. Sisters Elleen Hutcheson and Darcy Pattison team up to bring Leopoldo's circle of life to kids. Hutcheson is a high school biology teacher; five of Pattison's picture books have been named NSTA Outstanding Science Trade Books. Each is shaking her finger at their mother wondering why she fed them that cheese sandwich.




Intoxerated


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A smart, hilarious, and lavishly illustrated guide to the most euphemised word in the English language: Drunk A record-breaking assemblage of 2,964 different ways to say "drunk." Tipsy, roasted, three sheets, whazooed and Boris Yeltsinned are just the beginning....With an introduction by the wise-guy lexicographer himself, Paul Dickson, and illustrations by renowned artist Brian Rea. Dickson, who holds the Guiness World Record for collecting the most words for being, er, not sober, not only provides a dictionary of those words, but reveals why there are so many synonyms for being "drunk," and how he came to collect more of them than anyone else. The terms are annotated, too, and lushly illustrated, explaining the twist and turns of a language that has thousands of ways to say the same thing. How, for example, does a word like "blotto" go from the lips of P.G. Wodehouse, into the writings of Edmund Wilson, before landing with Otto from The Simpson's ("My name is Otto, I like to get blotto").




Little Bit More Silverware


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Little Bit More Silverware is the much-anticipated follow-up to last year's masterful @wengerknowsbest Twitter parody of the Arsenal manager's season.This comedy sequel is a top top hard-back souvenir of Arsenal's 2014-15 FA Cup-winning campaign, where the Gunners retained the famous trophy.@wengerknowsbest's 125,000-plus Twitter followers have become captivated by its tongue-in-cheek comic interpretations of the Arsenal boss, which capture his character and mannerisms with an uncanny irreverence.Whether you support the Gunners or not, there's so much to enjoy in this hard-back book, but just bear in mind... you will never see the real Arsene Wenger in the same light again!"e;Is this book a top top souvenir, reliving Arsenal's outstanding FA Cup-retaining season 2014-15, from the super award-winning Arsene Wenger Twitter parody artist @wengerknowsbest? Is it the follow-up to his debut book Little Bit Silverware, that they have all been waiting for? Overall, basically yes."e;




I Love You, Every Little Bit


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Every little bit of this pop-up book is filled with love.




Lola Dutch


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Meet Lola Dutch, a delightfully creative girl who is bursting with grand ideas. From the best ways to serve breakfast -- an elegant feast! -- to the ideal sleeping spot -- a majestic blanket fort, of course! -- Lola is inspired all day long. Her dear companion Bear sometimes says she is just too much, but Lola is rich with imagination and originality, which even Bear will agree is AMAZING.The unstoppable Lola Dutch is about to show you how to make every day grand and full of fun. You'll love her so much! Inspired by their own four gorgeously feisty children, Sarah Jane and Kenneth Wright are thrilled to introduce the unstoppable Lola Dutch and her fresh, fun, commercial, character-driven series with this audio eBook.




A Little Bit of Dirt


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Dandelion Bubbles, Rain Drums, Seed Bomb Lollipops and more! Bursting with creative hands-on outdoor science and art activities, A Little Bit of Dirt is full of motivation to get outside and explore. Whether you're investigating the health of your local stream, learning how birds fly, or concocting nature potions, you'll be fostering an important connection with nature. The engaging activities encourage the use of the senses and imagination and are perfect for all ages. Discover more about the natural world waiting just outside your door!