Loo in the Zoo


Book Description

The animals at the zoo want to use the loo, but there are so many to choose from! Will Zebra choose a stripy seat? Can Penguin pick an icy one? Whose favourite loo is pink and fluffy? And can you find a loo fit for a king? Laugh along as you mix and match the animals with different loos in this hilarious split-page novelty board book.




Zoo Poo


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A toilet training story book which describes where zoo animals poo, showing that children poo in the toilet. Includes toilet training tips for parents.




Harry Secombe's Zoo Loo Book


Book Description

This delightful collection of animal verse, written by one of Britain's most well-loved entertainers, takes the reader on a riotously funny rampage thru the wild world of the zoo. From orang-utans to crocodiles, leopards to edible frogs, Sir Harry's hilarious poems are brought to life by Bill Tidy's uniquely original illustrations. An orang-utan from Sumatra Had a voice like the young Frank Sinatra He would flit through the trees Without scratching his knees Singing snatches of La Traviata




Zoo Loo Moon


Book Description

Comprised of short stories, riddles and cartoons, including one by Revilo.




NASA Memorandum


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Two at the Zoo


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A grandfather and grandchild go to the zoo, where they count animals from one to ten.




Felicity Floo Visits the Zoo


Book Description

A little girl has the sniffles and a runny nose but no tissue and nonetheless visits and pets all the animals at the zoo, giving them something that they would rather not have.




Who Is at the Zoo?


Book Description

Who is at the Zoo is a book that is full of surprises. When a girl wakes up to discover that zoo animals have taken over her bathroom and kitchen, it leads her on a journey of surprising discoveries. Not only are there animals in her house, they are all through the town and there's no grown-ups anywhere. If these animals are in her town, then who is at the zoo? This amusing tale will encourage children to seek answers for their questions.







Supercontemplations


Book Description

SUPERCONTEMPLATIONS signifies a creative advance on the lower-case volume of abstract poetry entitled 'Contemplations' (1985), in that it combines upper- and lower-case monosyllabic words in the process of creating patterned entities which, whatever their subliminal message, require only to be contemplated, and are thus akin to a mode of 'word art', the only difference being that these 'poems' were created with a word-processing program rather than with a paint program involving characters.