Figuring Shit Out


Book Description

"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.




Summer Unplugged: The Complete Series


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Over 150,000 copies sold! "This is one of those books that grabs your attention in the first few words and sucks you in!!" -Reviewer "Jace's actions prove that he's a gentleman who will do anything for the girl he loves!" - Reviewer "This was a really good book. It seems like this book understands what some teens are going through. This is a must read. You don't even have to be a teen to read it! 5 stars!!" - Reviewer This is the complete 10 book collection of the best selling Summer Unplugged Series. A Young Adult/teen Romance. If you love small town romance, summer love, first love, and books with a happy ending, you'll love Summer Unplugged! Bayleigh is addicted to her cell phone and her mom has had enough. After catching her sending a less than lady-like photo to a boy who barely knows her, Bayleigh's mom sends her away to her grandparent's house for the summer--sans cell phone, laptop and iPod. Bayleigh thinks the summer will be torture without social media...that is until she meets the boy next door. Includes ALL of these books: Part 1 - Summer Unplugged Part 2 - Autumn Unlocked Part 3 - Winter Untold Part 4 - Spring Unleashed Part 5 - The Beginning of Forever - A full length novel Part 6 - Autumn Adventure Part 7 - Winter Wonderful Part 8 - The Girl with my Heart (a novel from Jace's point of view) Part 9 - Autumn Awakening Part 10 - Winter Whirlwind ~Also available in audio book, narrated by Disney channel actress Cheryl Texiera!!~ Don't miss the spin-off series: The Summer Series Summer Alone Summer Together Summer Apart Summer Forever Jett’s Series Believe in Me Believe in Us Believe in Forever Believe in Love Believe in Summer Believe in Fall Believe in Winter Believe in Spring Believe in Forever Don't miss this teen romance today! Note, some of the content may not be suitable for younger readers. Contains language and sexually suggestive situations.




Spring Unleashed


Book Description

Part 4 in the Summer Unplugged series. This is a novella at 22,000 words. Bayleigh graduates from high school and with her boyfriend Jace by her side, she feels like life can't get any better. That is until Jace and her mom suggest some plans for Bayleigh's future that she's not too thrilled about. As long as she can win them over to seeing things her way, life will be great again. Or so she thinks. The Entire Series Book 1 - Summer Unplugged Book 2 - Autumn Unlocked Book 3 - Winter Untold Book 4 - Spring Unleashed Book 5 - The Beginning of Forever (a novel) Book 6 - Autumn Adventure Book 7 - Winter Wonderful Book 8 - The Girl with my Heart (a novel from Jace's point of view) Book 9 – Autumn Awakening Book 10 – Winter Whirlwind Plus the spin-off series: The Summer Series Summer Alone Summer Together Summer Apart Summer Forever Jett’s Series Believe in Me Believe in Us Believe in Forever




You Deserve a Drink Deluxe


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A New York Times bestselling, riotously funny collection of boozy misadventures from the creator of the YouTube series, “You Deserve a Drink”. *This deluxe eBook edition of provides readers with hilarious, exclusive video content that brings Mamrie Hart's book to life. Readers will be introduced to the friends who accompanied Mamrie on her wild excursions, watch some of her formidable life experiences from the days of VHS, and see cocktails poured IRL from the book’s recipe collection. Mamrie Hart is a drinking star with a Youtube problem. With over a million subscribers to her cult-hit video series “You Deserve a Drink,” Hart has been entertaining viewers with a combination of tasty libations and raunchy puns since 2011. Hart also co-wrote/co-starred in Dirty Thirty and Camp Takota with Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart. Finally, Hart has compiled her best drinking stories—and worst hangovers—into one hilarious volume. From the spring break where she and her girlfriends avoided tan lines by staying at an all-male gay nudist resort, to the bachelorette party where she accidentally hired a sixty-year-old meth head to teach the group pole dancing (not to mention the time she lit herself on fire during a Flaming Lips concert), Hart accompanies each story with an original cocktail recipe, ensuring that You Deserve a Drink is as educational as it is entertaining. With cameos from familiar friends from the YouTube scene and a foreword by Grace Helbig, this glimpse into Hart’s life brings warmth and humor to the woman fans know and love. And for readers who haven’t met Mamrie yet—take a warm-up shot and break out the cocktail shaker: you’re going to need a drink. “Hart is a pull-no-punches comedian with a talent for self-deprecation in the guise of self-aggrandizement, a winning formula.”—The New York Times




Retribution


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The stories in John Fulton's striking debut collection are set in cars, laundromats, motels, ranch houses, androadside diners, where his characters struggle with and against the demands of family loyalty, love, loss, andsexual desire. A teenage girl attempts to lose her virginity while her mother dies at home; a middle-aged Casanova passes himself off as Barry Manilow—much to thedistress of his soon-to-be-fourth wife; and two youngboys accompany their increasingly unhinged mother ona journey of self-destruction across the Utah desert.




Apologize, Apologize!


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A dazzling debut novel about the family that puts the personality in disorder. Apologize, Apologize! takes us into the perversely charmed world of the Flanagans and their son, Collie (who has the questionable good fortune to be named after a breed of dog). Coming of age on Martha's Vineyard, he struggles to find his place within his wildly wealthy, hyper-articulate, resolutely crazy Irish-Catholic family: a philandering father, incorrigible brother, pigeon-racing uncle, radical activist mother, and domineering media mogul grandfather (accused of being a murderer by Collie's mother). It is a world where chaos is exhilaratingly constant, where money is of no object. And yet it is a world where the things Collie wants-understanding, stability, a sense of belonging-cannot be bought for any price. Through his travails, we realize what it really means to grow up and also to grow into one's family: finding to find ways to see them anew, to forgive them, and to be forgiven in turn. In prose that is lively, humorous, and brilliant throughout, Elizabeth Kelly gives us the dysfunctional-family novel to end all dysfunctional-family novels, finding the comedy and pathos in her characters' struggles, and showing beautifully how a family's love can be as trying as it is true.




Echoes of Deceit


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Homicide detective Seth Riordan thought he’d seen the worst of humanity on his last case. But this new murderer? He’s making Seth question everything he thought he knew about domestic killers. When Seth started working the case, the last thing he expected was to uncover two more women who fell for the wrong man. Unfortunately for Seth, this man is a ghost. Seth knows he’s out there, but every stone he lifts turns up more questions than answers. How does he hide in plain sight? How does he choose his victims? When does he decide to kill them? And how does he earn their trust so easily? Seth leans on those close to the victims. At least they’re taking him more seriously than the department—and his own family. They think he’s paranoid. Until a creep hits a little too close to home.




The Epitome of Truth


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Destiny, the main character, is a compelling woman that has an alluring desire for writing. Her memoir, The Epitome of Truth was inspired by her present inner goals and her childhood memories. The messages in her memoir is written to be entertaining, informative, relatable, and easy to readthis way readers dont skip pages to get to the end. This book is vital although it does reveal unfortunate things like death, failure, betrayal, and setbacks. The one message she would like to reveal in Epitome of Truth is the effect of self discovery---the effect of knowing your background, your weaknesses, and strengths are all a part of your individual truth. Destiny has made visuals from her life to fit in words and stories for others to adhere the common knowledge to never let another person hold the pen to create your life! Life is about creating your own truth and living your life the wisest way possible.




Super Crunchers


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • With new information on crunching your own numbers to get the edge the experts have An international sensation—and still the talk of the relevant blogosphere—this Wall Street Journal and New York Times business bestseller examines the “power” in numbers. Today more than ever, number crunching affects your life in ways you might not even imagine. Intuition and experience are no longer enough to make the grade. In order to succeed—even survive—in our data-based world, you need to become statistically literate. Cutting-edge organizations are already crunching increasingly larger databases to find the unseen connections among seemingly unconnected things to predict human behavior with staggeringly accurate results. From Internet sites like Google and Amazon that use filters to keep track of your tastes and your purchasing history, to insurance companies and government agencies that every day make decisions affecting your life, the brave new world of the super crunchers is happening right now. No one who wants to stay ahead of the curve should make another keystroke without reading Ian Ayres’s engrossing and enlightening book.




Become a Dental Hygienist


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"Describes careers as a dental hygienist, including what dental hygienists do, the training needed, what daily life in the field, and the future career field for dental hygienists"--