Cussing Animals Coloring Book. Funny Swear Words for Adults Only


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đŸ’„ Includes PDF of all my books for FREE This book includes a QR code to get the contents of all my books in PDF format for free. Download all the drawings from my books, print them as many times as you want, and you will have hours of fun coloring. In the future you will also be able to download the new coloring books that I publish for free. Do you like to color? Do you like curses? And do you love animals? In this adult cuss word coloring book you will find 41 funny animal designs to color along with curse words and hilarious quotes that will make you laugh. A wide variety of beautiful animals in different styles, from simple patterns to more complex animals drawn in the mandala style. Perfect as a gift for your friends Spend many hours of guaranteed fun coloring and swearing with these large format pages with high quality designs, created to release your stress. It works! I assure you! Cussing Animals Coloring Book for Adults features: ✅ 41 Artistic drawings of cute animals with curses to color ✅ Free PDF of ALL MY BOOKS ✅ Single sided pages to prevent bleed-through ✅ Large size 8.5 x 11 inches ✅ High quality designs to relieve stress & have fun ✅ Perfect gift for friends ✅ Coloring book for adults only Some curse words that you can color: "Mystical sex toy" "Your head is hidden but your ass is out" "You're a dirty double-crossing rat" "Be careful when you follow the (M)asses" "2 words 1 finger" "Don't bust my balls" "I'm not anti-social I'm anti-bullshit" 🛒 BUY NOW! Because with your fish memory it will be difficult for you to find me again :)




Almost Adulting


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For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilariousguide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose. In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include: Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person??????? Eating enough protein Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars Going on adventures without starting to smell How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.




Adult Coloring Books


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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing




F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book


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LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. ĂŒVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu







Dear Asshole


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Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!




Firefighter Coloring Book


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35 Pages Coloring Book for all Firemen and Firewomen. This hilarious workbook is a perfect gift for your friends and family who work as firefighters. This entertaining and naughty coloring book will surely keep you busy and relax with funny quotes after a long day at work. This book features beautiful mandalas from simple to complicated designs and silhouettes of firefighters in action for you to color. FEATURES: Single-sided images 8.5 x 11 inches Workbook Matte Finished Cover 35 Pages Being a Firefighter can be so stressful so release your stress with the help of this amazing book. Get your copy today!




Swear Word Mandala Coloring Book


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Discount price for limited time! Special Version : 40 Words to color your anger with bonus inside Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 80+ original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, the swear coloring book,




Not Giving a Fuck


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Searching for the perfect inspirational adult coloring book? This stress-relieving and badass coloring book has over 30 single-sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a harcore reminder of how fucking awesome you are. Start coloring and show your badassness! Why you will love this Book Relaxing Coloring Pages - Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Beautiful Illustrations - We've included over 30 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces. Which colors will you choose for this book? Single-sided Pages - Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. Great for All Skill Levels - You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner). Makes a Wonderful Gift - Know someone who loves to color? Make them smile by getting them a copy too. You could even color together! You will find inspirational quotes including You are Amazing as Fuck High Fucking Standards You are Fucking Awesome Make Life Your Bitch Rise and Fucking Grind Sunshine and more! Buy NOW and Relax! Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button!




Vulgar Coloring Book for Adults


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COME AND ENJOY.... THANKS TO THIS.... EXPLICIT AND FUNNY DIRTY WORDED COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS! This is the perfect gift for YOU! This is an unsual swear word coloring book full of kirk and dirty sentences to colour to Fun and Relax! Enjoy mindfulness, stress-relief and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy book. Coloring sexually explicit sentences without being vulgar helps to get excited and when you are excited you are also relaxed and all bad thoughts go away. And at the same time you will have a lot of laughter. You will raise your morale and be grateful to me for this book! Here you find everything you are looking for: More than 30 funny explicit quotes; 69 pages book... and that's not a coincidence; illustrations only on one page so you don't have to sacrifice any design due to ink bleeding through the pages; Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils etc... Please see the back cover for preview, and as you can see each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers etc... This book is different from the others, and if you think it can't work, what are you waiting for? Try it! I challenge you... And just know that you will still win the challenge because you will feel better after coloring this book. Come, cum, bleed, enjoy and Relax by Coloring;) Don't waste time this is the perfect gift for YOU and YOUR FRIENDS! BUY IT NOW!