Meet the Humansons


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The Humansons are just your average, everyday family . . . Yes, they clean their car with yoghurt. Yes, they've trained their pet slug to belly dance. Yes, Harriet Humanson invented the 'Toffee Tie'. And yes, they're looking for a new pet . . . at the zoo! A killer whale perhaps? But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Annual Pet Day is coming up, but Horace is sick! Can the Humansons train a new pet in time? And what's happened to guest judge, animal-loving TV star, Woof Barkwel? Will one of Harriet's inventions save the day?




Freak Street


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The Aliensons, the Humansons, the Wizardsons and the Zombiesons are just your average, everyday families ... The Aliensons' robot housekeeper-the Butloid 8000-is completely out of control, the Humansons are busy trying to buy a new pet ... from the zoo, the Wizardsons are looking for a new dragon to fire-up their annual BBQ, and Granny Zombieson' s brain has gone missing! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Meet all four Freak Street families in this freaky-funny collection! Includes: Meet the Aliensons Meet the Wizardsons Meet the Zombiesons Meet the Humansons.




Humansons on Holiday


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Your favourite Freak Street families are back, and they're all going on holidays! The Aliensons are escaping underpants-eating mothulons and are on their way to a Valvaxian Farm, the Zombiesons are camping on a remote island that's haunted by Phantom Pirates, the Humansons are driving a boat along the highway to Las Baygas, and the Wizardsons are relaxing on a beach resort where witches and wizards are up to all sorts of magical mischief! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Are you a Freak for Freak Street? Join the Freaks on a holiday like any other . . . until you take a closer look!




I Am the Messenger


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DON’T MISS BRIDGE OF CLAY, MARKUS ZUSAK’S FIRST NOVEL SINCE THE BOOK THIEF AND AN UNFORGETTABLE AND SWEEPING FAMILY SAGA. From the author of the extraordinary #1 New York Times bestseller The Book Thief, I Am the Messenger is an acclaimed novel filled with laughter, fists, and love. A MICHAEL L. PRINTZ HONOR BOOK FIVE STARRED REVIEWS Ed Kennedy is an underage cabdriver without much of a future. He's pathetic at playing cards, hopelessly in love with his best friend, Audrey, and utterly devoted to his coffee-drinking dog, the Doorman. His life is one of peaceful routine and incompetence until he inadvertently stops a bank robbery. That's when the first ace arrives in the mail. That's when Ed becomes the messenger. Chosen to care, he makes his way through town helping and hurting (when necessary) until only one question remains: Who's behind Ed's mission?




Princess of the Midnight Ball


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New York Times bestselling author Jessica Day George re-imagines the classic fairy-tale, The Twelve Dancing Princesses, in this start to an enchanting YA fantasy series. Rose is one of twelve princesses--sisters condemned to dance every night in the palace of the King Under Stone. Galen is a young soldier returning from war. Together they will search for a way to break the curse that forces the princesses to attend the endless midnight balls. All they need is an invisibility cloak, a black wool chain knit with silver needles, and that most critical fairy tale ingredient--true love. Don't miss these other stories from New York Times bestselling author Jessica Day George: The Twelve Dancing Princesses series Princess of the Midnight Ball Princess of Glass Princess of the Silver Woods Sun and Moon, Ice and Snow Silver in the Blood The Rose Legacy series The Rose Legacy Tuesdays at the Castle series Tuesdays at the Castle Wednesdays in the Tower Thursdays with the Crown Fridays with the Wizards Saturdays at Sea Dragon Slippers series Dragon Slippers Dragon Flight Dragon Spear




Ecstasy and Intimacy


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Foreword by Eugene H. Peterson Countering the generic "spirituality" so popular today, Edith Humphrey presents an authentic Christian spirituality that draws on Scripture and the profound riches of the Christian tradition -- Orthodox, Catholic, and Protestant. Humphrey shows how Christian spirituality is rooted in the Trinity, in the ecstasy ("going out" of oneself) and intimacy (profound closeness with another) marking the relations between Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The book embodies a banquet of excerpts from the greatest spiritual writers in history -- such luminaries as St. Augustine, St. John Chrysostom, Julian of Norwich, St. Teresa of vila, the Wesley brothers, Thomas Merton, and Alexander Schmemann. Humphrey's elegant prose, laced with stories and images from her own life, beautifully uncovers the ways in which God's trinitarian life informs all human communion. Each chapter ends with questions for further reflection and discussion.




Meet the Supersons


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The Supersons are just your average, everyday family ... Yes, they have super strange superpowers, Yes, Seth's dubious drawing skills are landing him in hot water. Yes, the whole family is off to Superhero School for the summer. And yes, there's a super villain joining forces with a mad comic genius! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Welcome to Freak Street, a street like any other ... until you take a closer look! ARE YOU A FREAK FOR FREAK STREET?




Meet the Robotsons


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The Robotsons are just your average, everyday family... Yes, they set off metal detectors everywhere they go. Yes, their robotic cat has metallic fleas. Yes, Royleen Robotson's terrible musical instruments are enough to make your nuts and bolts fall out. Yes, Roy Robotson dreams of creating an animatronic movie monster. But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right?




Freak Street


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The Zombiesons are just your average, everyday family . . . Yes, their brains are exposed. Yes, their dog has three heads. Yes, Zigi Zombieson was kicked off the soccer team because his foot flew off. And yes, Granny Zombieson's brain has gone missing! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Granny Zombieson is in town for her 500th birthday, but what has happened to her brain? Will the family find Granny's brain? And will Zigi Zombieson help the Freak Street soccer team beat Snob Street in the Cup Final?




Freak Street on Holidays Collection


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The Aliensons are heading for a Valvaxian farm to herd zows and zemus. The Zombiesons are off to Camp Snakeskin on an island swarming with phantom pirates. The Humansons are driving a boat to a Slug Circus in Las Baygas. And finally, the Wizardsons are flying to a beach resort filled with broomloads of witches and wizards! Join the Freaks on a holiday like any other . . . until you take a closer look!