Mermaids Don't Run Track


Book Description

For use in schools and libraries only. The Bailey School kids set out to uncover the secrets of their beautiful, singing track coach, who bears a striking resemblance to a mermaid, whom the children have seen in a picture.




Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (The Bailey School Kids #1)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.




Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses (The Bailey School Kids #9)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The Bailey School kids need to train for a boat race and Camp Lone Wolf is just the place to do it. Too bad rumor has it that the bankrupt camp may need to shut down soon. The visiting coach, Captain Teach, who bears a strange resemblance to a pirate, turns out to in possession of a map that leads the way to buried treasure. Can the kids find the treasure and save Camp Lone Wolf before Captain Teach makes off with the booty?




Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.




Mrs. Claus Doesn't Climb Telephone Poles


Book Description

After a blizzard, Melody, Howie, Eddie, and Liza become convinced that the cheerful woman fixing the phone lines is really Mrs. Claus.




Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum


Book Description

The Bailey School kids trail the new school secretary to find out why electrical appliances seem to blow up as regularly as her bubble gum!




Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles


Book Description

The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.




Witches Don't Do Backflips (The Bailey School Kids #10)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The new gymnastics teacher likes cats, brooms, and funny rhymes, that sounds awfully close to spells. Could Miss Brewbaker really be a witch?




Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #2)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The new director at Camp Lone Wolf seems like a nice guy. But when the kids learn the legend of a local boy who disappeared and the wolf that prowls the campgrounds howling in the night, they start to wonder if Camp Lone Wolf is more than just a name. Mr. Jenkins is covered in hair, eats his meat almost raw, and has an obsession with wolves. But could he really be a werewolf?




Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance


Book Description

Harry Groto has yellow eyes, long fingernails, and a scary growl. He even gets hungry when the moon is full. Could he really be a wolfman?