Mitzvah Mad Libs


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Celebrate turning NUMBER years old, becoming an adult, and reading from the NOUN with friends, family, and Mad Libs! Wish your favorite bar or bat mitzvah a heartfelt Mazel Tov with Mitzvah Mad Libs! These 21 hysterical fill-in-the-blank stories are perfect for the whole family (even bubbe and zayde!) and as much fun as your giant Bar/Bat Mitzvah party. L'Chaim!




Straight "A" Mad Libs


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Mad Libs® is going back to school-and it's never been funnier. We've got giggles in gym class and laughs in the lunchroom! With lots of fun puzzles to entertain and educate, Straight "A" Mad Libs® is sure to make the grade! Everyone loves Mad Libs®-where you fill in the _________________! (PLURAL NOUN)




How to Raise a Jewish Dog


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From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.




P.S. I Hate It Here


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Heartwarming and hilarious real-life letters from kids at summer camp sure to amuse anyone who’s ever been a homesick child or a parent of one. In the bestselling tradition of nostalgic looks at classic rites of passage, such as Camp Camp and Bar Mitzvah Disco, P.S. I Hate It Here: Kids’ Letters from Camp captures a childhood experience shared by millions. This collection of real letters written by children ages eight to sixteen to their parents about their adventures at summer camp are laugh-out-loud funny and will have readers reminiscing about their own camp days. More than 150 letters cover all the imaginable scenarios of sleep away camp, from acing the cabin lice inspection, to rowing in the “ricotta” race, to breaking the bad news about a retainer lost in the wilderness. These letters reveal that kids are wittier and more sophisticated than we might assume, and that the experience of being away from home for the first time creates hilarious and lasting memories. “Trust me when I tell you that not only will your kids get a kick out of the amazingly funny letters contained in this book, you and your friends will too.” —Chicago Parent Magazine “P.S. I Hate It Here”compiles notes home from camp with love—a handsome, actually quite beautiful, little book.” —Chicago Tribune “Whether your kid is in camp or you cherish your own memories of s'mores and Color Wars, you'll get a kick out of P.S. I Hate It Here!, a book of real-life, laugh-out-loud letters from camp.” —Redbook Magazine




100 Days of School Mad Libs Junior


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Let's VERB up and down and celebrate the first 100 days of school with Mad Libs Junior! Inside this Mad Libs Junior, you'll find all the ways to celebrate the first 100 days of school! This interactive book is perfect for beginning readers who aren't yet comfortable with parts of speech. With easy-to-follow directions and word banks to guide them, readers can enjoy crafting 21 exciting stories, based on all kinds of fun 100 Days activities!




The Golden Girls Mad Libs


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Finally! A Mad Libs for fans of the Golden Girls! Thank you for being a NOUN! Golden Girls fans will love to relive all their favorite memories with Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose by filling in the blanks of the 21 stories inside this book. Who doesn't want to spend more time with Betty White, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty? Now you can do it in the Mad Libs way!




Stoned Off Our Mad Libs


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Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about weed and weed culture! Puff, puff, VERB! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about having the munchies, laughing too hard at normal things, and forgetting what you were doing, Stoned Off Our Mad Libs has something for every stoner! Play alone, in a group, or at Snoop Dogg's house! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 18 to NUMBER.




Sonic the Hedgehog Mad Libs


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Fans of Sonic the Hedgehog will love filling in the blanks of this Mad Libs, with stories all about one of the most iconic, spiky-haired animated characters of all time! It doesn't matter if you're 8 or 38: there's no denying that Sonic the Hedgehog is one of the coolest animated characters of all time! Our Mad Libs immortalizes Sonic with 21 fill-in-the-blank stories all about Sonic and his many thrilling adventures!




Color Me in


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Fifteen-year-old Nevaeh Levitz is torn between two worlds, passing for white while living in Harlem, being called Jewish while attending her mother's Baptist church, and experiencing first love while watching her parents' marriage crumble.




Turtle Boy


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SYDNEY TAYLOR BOOK AWARD WINNER A boy who has spent his life living inside a shell discovers the importance of taking chance in this "winner" (Booklist, starred review) of a friendship story that's perfect for fans of Wonder. Seventh grade is not going well for Will Levine. Kids at school bully him because of his funny-looking chin. And for his bar mitzvah community service project, he's forced to go to the hospital to visit RJ, an older boy struggling with an incurable disease. At first, the boys don't get along, but then RJ shares his bucket list with Will. Among the things he wants to do: ride a roller coaster; go to a school dance; swim in the ocean. To Will, happiness is hanging out in his room, alone, preferably with the turtles he collects. But as RJ's disease worsens, Will realizes he needs to tackle the bucket list on his new friend's behalf before it's too late. It seems like an impossible mission, way outside Will's comfort zone. But as he completes each task with RJ's guidance, Will learns that life is too short to live in a shell. "Everyone deserves a friend like Will Levine." --Lynne Kelly, author of Song for a Whale