Moms Love Knock Knock Jokes


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This is a series of books designed especially for mom. Isn't mom hard to buy for sometimes? Haven't you bought her enough of the same thing every year for her birthday or for Mother's Day? Well, you can still buy her those things, flowers and chocolate never really get old, but it would be nice to spice it up with something a little different that would, also, bring joy to her heart, a book that would give her a good old fashioned chuckle. A book is the perfect supplement to the same old thing you give mom every year. Sure, flowers and chocolates are nice, but a book is something she can keep forever. These are not books to read only once and then be put up on the shelf to collect dust, they will be read time and time again. Ageless humor that will never grow old.




Moms Love Knock Knock Jokes


Book Description

This is a series of books designed especially for mom. Isn't mom hard to buy for sometimes? Haven't you bought her enough of the same thing every year for her birthday or for Mother's Day? Well, you can still buy her those things, flowers and chocolate never really get old, but it would be nice to spice it up with something a little different that would, also, bring joy to her heart, a book that would give her a good old fashioned chuckle. A book is the perfect supplement to the same old thing you give mom every year. Sure, flowers and chocolates are nice, but a book is something she can keep forever. These are not books to read only once and then be put up on the shelf to collect dust, they will be read time and time again. Ageless humor that will never grow old.




1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family


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Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy mom jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly mom joke is the hallmark of every fun mom. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny mom jokes? In 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny mom jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only moms can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous mothers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity moms And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.




Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations


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Is Mom as funny as Dad? Well, we think she is. No matter if it's you Mom or Bonus Mom they look after you and care for you like no one else ever can. Give them this great gift for Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or Special occasions. Moms are also full of humor, fun and hilarious sayings, and jokes that outshine Dads lame puns and jokes. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Moms. He has compiled a collection of jokes and observations from Moms, including their own Mom! In this book that will make Moms nod in agreement and chuckle at the hilarious situations described. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom." You know you're a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn't only normal, but necessary. This book makes the perfect Mothers Day Gift or Present for your Mom or Bonus Mom.




Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)


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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.




Knock Knock Jokes for Kids


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Knock Knock Jokes for KidsKnock, Knock.Who's there?Rufus.Rufus who?Rufus falling, run away!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Mikey.Mikey who?Mikey is not working. Open the door. The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For ChildrenIn Lizzy's third Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 300 hilarious, knee-slapping knock-knock jokes. These jokes cover a range of categories and are super funny, including that dash of corniness we've all grown to love from funny knock knock jokes (what knock-knock joke isn't a bit corny?!). As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble.This funny Knock Knock Jokes book will have your children reading, talking, laughing, and socializing with other kids and adults.This Knock Knock Jokes Book includes: 301 funny knock knock jokes, kid approved A variety of categories, including knock on foods, knock on names, and knock on places Each joke has been tried and tested to ensure optimal funniness Jokes are neatly laid out with a Table of Contents to allow for quick and easy viewing Go Ahead & Grab Your Copy Today - Your Kids Will Thank Your For It




It's Laugh O'Clock: Mom Jokes Edition


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The Perfect Gift for Moms this Mother's DayI love my Mother; I hope you love yours too. I respect my Mom, but she does and says some funny things.It's Laugh O'Clock Joke book: Mom Jokes Edition is different from other jokes and riddle books that we have written. It is not meant to be read alone, but instead it is a game to be played with siblings, friends, family or between two people that would like to prove who is a better comedian.This book is perfect as a gift for you to give and read to your Mom. Times of laughter are times people will remember, and you will likely make many fond memories with this book. The humor is clean; you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself or your Mom.This is a collection of humor about Mothers. It contains:?Question-and-answer jokes, puns, silly scenarios, and even knock-knock jokes.?Jokes about mothers and motherhood?Appropriate for children ages 6+, teens and family?Perfect activity book for families who like humor and jokes?Great for getting fun conversation started at the dinner table!?Ideal for family fun!?Teach your kids to develop sense of humor!?100% family appropriate content!Many of us take our Mother for granted. This book will hopefully remind you of what a great - and funny - person she is. If you see your Mom today, take time to say how special she is - and perhaps share your favorite joke with her. You'd be surprised how simply things like a hug and a joke can make a Mom glad she's a Mom.




Mom Jokes


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The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.




100+ Knock Knock Jokes


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Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Auntie! Auntie who? Auntie glad to see me again! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Carl! Carl who? Carl get you there faster than walking will! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor




Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.