Motherhood Is a B#tch


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You’ve had a kid or two . . . or three. Now, every time you look in the mirror you ask yourself, “Who the hell is that tired, washed out woman looking back at me?” What happened to the stylish, stiletto-wearing woman who prided herself on living the fabulous life? It’s time to reclaim your pre-baby body, mind, and mojo. No more sulking, stressing, or resenting other moms who have it more together than you and wondering how they do it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tells you how YOU can do it. This guide tells it like it is and explains how women lose their sense of self once they have children and why it’s so important to reclaim it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tackles the toughest issues facing moms today and empowers you to regain your once fierce and fab self. In the end, you’ll be happier, healthier, and hotter than ever. Motherhood is a B#tch! is the modern mom’s bible for dealing with the day-to-day chaos with style and grace. It’s written for the stressed out working mom and the harried stay-at-home mom, who have sacrificed their lives, careers, bodies, and sanity to become moms. And, honey, it’s time to take it all back!







CEO's Wife Hard To Deal With


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An accident and she broke into his room! and got what he wanted. Who would have thought that the next day, he would actually hunt for her throughout the city. "Please, Mr. Baili, I am only borrowing a seed. Do you really need to go on TV or print a poster that is wanted by the entire city?" "You can either kill the child or let me spoil you for the rest of your life." Baili Han replied in this manner. Xia Dong had never seen such a shameless person before, "I really just want to borrow a seed ... If I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have lent it to you! " "What a pity, it's too late." Baili Han smiled charmingly.




Spirit Wolf


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He was the next Alpha, and she was a refugee who sought refuge in the wrong pack. Samantha was fated to Alex (the son of the Alpha and future Alpha of his pack). She was mistaken to be the daughter of a rogue when she went to seek refuge in the Yellow moon pack. They accepted her but she had to work as a servant in the pack to earn her keep. Alex later discovered she was his fated mate and did not reject her at first, in fact, he accepted the moon goddess's match. They had mated but he never marked her to complete the bond. On her 21st birthday, he proposed and all was going well until tragedy befell the pack and he was forced to mate and mark Hilda (the daughter of his father's beta) for protection and the survival of the pack. The fact that Samantha was presumed to be the daughter of a rogue and a servant did not help her chances either. He finally rejects her and gets together with Hilda, whom the pack believes will bear stronger untainted Alpha wolves.




The Alpha King Is My Second Chance Mate


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“I; Jeovanni Lum rejects you, Delilah Felon. You are no longer luna of the silver moon pack, nor are you a part of it. Accept my rejection as well as your punishment.” She was literally choking and writhing...this pain felt like...it felt like it was really going to kill her. “I...I acc...” she started, and when she could not finish, Jeovanni fell on his knees in front of her, roughly grabbing her wet face. “Accept my f*cking rejection before you die, Delilah...I want the satisfaction of hearing you say it.” “I...I...” Her throat felt dry, and she could barely even breathe, but she’d say it...she had to say it. “I accept... I a-a-accept your rejection.” The story follows the love story of Alpha Jake and Omega Delilah, who is the sister of the main character, Quinn, from books 1 and 2. This spin-off side story in the series focuses on the punishment of Omega Delilah in the trilogy, but with a happy ending. Jake Hone; an alpha with a heart as tough as stones and colder than ice... Delilah felon; A felon indeed, selfish and weak...an omega who would commit any crime to get the happiness she so greedily sought.They weren’t a match made in heaven, but a match in the eyes of the goddess. A catastrophic relationship formed between them, one that brought them lower than their knees. In order to get back up, they had to hold each other’s hands and face the world they both wanted to abandon together...even if that was the last thing they both wanted. Follow them on their journey, delve into a story of regret and acceptance and of awakening. Follow them as they redeem themselves and face the repercussions for the crimes they committed while they were awake and yet asleep.




Faith Without Doubt, Patience, and Trust


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Is an ordinary life, really, an extraordinary life? How does a life unseen touch those who see you? In Faith without Doubt, Patience, and Trust, the extraordinary touch and times of an ordinary woman come into focus in her last eighty-five hours of life, as she begins her journey across the River of Life into the open hands of Jesus. She attempts to let us see what she is seeing, and as her final reckoning is made, a family motto is born: “Even when we cannot see the road ahead, we will have faith without doubt, patience, and trust.” For one woman, her fate was to become nothing more than a druggy, a prostitute, and a prisoner; when she shattered, she sat down by the water of death and wept. Where was there any hope in life for her? But that’s when she heard it! His still small voice, “You are worth more than many sparrows.” She looked about to discover a man who gave his dying breath to grant her a more abundant life—and she was sold!




CEO's Secret Sweetheart


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A meticulous plan had completely destroyed the life she had yearned for. Her mother had suddenly died from murder, but her father was in a hurry to sell her at a high price. Overnight, her life had turned upside down. "Just as she was about to descend into hell, he descended like a god, showing no mercy at all." "Since your mother entrusted you to me, you will be my wife in Gao Rui Prefecture from now on." "As long as you are willing to help me, I am willing to serve you." At first, he had only wanted to waste the last bit of their value before breaking into pieces. However, she had gradually made him fall in love with her and he could no longer look away, unable to tear himself away from her ...




Doctor Princess vs Reborn Prince


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She was the only daughter of a medical family that had transcended from a modern era; he, on the other hand, was the second prince of the dynasty who had resurrected from the dead, borrowing his corpse to pay back his soul. Busy to borrow space to make a fortune, strong alliance to get rich scum, in the end, who can hold a beauty home? Who could marry a lover?




Mommy Cusses


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For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account




Greatest Hits Volume 1


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Discover a world where werewolves roam and demonic possession is a frightening reality, all interspersed with inane yet amusing pub banter. This collection of weird tales even features a talking narwhal with a surprising social conscience, adding an unexpected twist to the narrative mix. Inside these pages, you’ll encounter stories that range from the bizarre antics of unstoppable taxidermists to the chilling depths of old school folk horror. These tales are designed to both terrify and amuse, seamlessly blending horror with humour. As you delve into this unique volume, you might find yourself gripped by fear one moment and bursting into laughter the next. And, quite possibly, you’ll be inspired to visit the pub for a comforting pint after navigating these strange and surreal stories.