My Secret Valentine


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Katie is having a difficult time in school, and is worried about the upcoming Valentine's Day party.




My Secret Valentine


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Winning the heart of your secret Valentine? These award-winning authors agree—there is no better way to fall in love. In I Met Someone by Julie Cannon: Hayes Martin shares everything with her BFF Claire Wheeler. Well, almost everything. Hayes has kept a secret from Claire for years, and she can’t take it anymore. Tonight is the night she comes clean and risks it all to gain everything she’s ever wanted. In Taking a Risk by Erin Dutton: Police officer Jo Forsythe thinks she could find the love and family she’s been longing for with Kayla McCall. Kayla’s focused on running her business, and if she was looking for love, it wouldn’t be with Jo. Can Jo win the hearts of both Kayla and the small town that’s so protective of her? In Bouquet of Love by Anne Shade: It’s been twenty-five years since English teacher Alyssa Harris was on the dating scene, but romance is too old-fashioned for love in the digital age. Tennis coach Collette Roberts doesn’t think so and sets out to sweep Alyssa off her feet.




People I Want to Punch in the Throat


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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear




My Secret Valentine


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For six years Fiona Lake had been haunted byJustin Reed, the man who loved her—and left hersecretly carrying his child. Now the brawny specialagent was back and had discovered the truth.Would knowing his daughter turn him into fathermaterial, or would he walk away from her, too? Yetwhen an explosion ripped through their lives, thehelp he offered their little girl revealed a side ofJustin that Fiona had thought was gone. She couldbelieve he cared—as long as she protected herheart. But when fate intervened again, love was putto the ultimate test….




Super-Secret Valentine (Ready, Freddy! #10)


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With more than one million copies in print, READY, FREDDY! has been a huge success in Scholastic's Book Clubs.It's Valentine's Day, and Freddy wants to make a special card just for his friend Jessie. But Freddy is afraid the other children in his first grade class will laugh at him. How can he keep it a secret? Join Freddy as he tries to cut and paste his way to Jessie's heart.With content, humor, characters, and vocabulary that are perfect for the chapter-book reader--it's time to get ready for Freddy!




Secret Valentine


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Molly the mouse sets out to find the identity of the secret friend who sent her a valentine.




Karen's Secret Valentine (Baby-Sitters Little Sister #82)


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From the bestselling author of the generation-defining series The Baby-sitters Club comes a series for a new generation! U R 2 Good2 B 4-Got-10Karen’s class is having Secret Valentines. Hiding notes and gifts for a Secret Valentine will be fin. but then Karen picks Pamela as her Valentine. ugh. Pamela is Karen’s best enemy. Karen decides to be nice to Pamela anyway. But then Pamela gets some mean notes. And Karen did not write them. Suddenly there are a lot of Valentine mix-ups. What is going on with the Secret Valentines?




My Creepy Valentine


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A young witch thinks Valentine’s Day is way too mushy until she meets a boy who knocks her right off her broom in this hilarious and adorable companion to Arthur Howard’s Hoodwinked. Mitzi the witch and her kitten Hoodwink love all of the holidays except one: Valentine’s Day. It’s lovely-dovey, and witches only like things that are creepy-crawly. Then Mitzi meets Spencer. Spencer can wiggle his ears! He plays on the monkey bars upside down! And when he shoots milk out of his nose, Mitzi can’t look away. For the first time, she wants to make a valentine for a special someone. But what message will spell success and get her a valentine in return?




Duck and Hippo: the Secret Valentine


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A Valentine's Day surprise awaits Duck, Hippo, and their friends at the park.




The Valentine Express


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Minna, an appealing rabbit character, comes up with a great Valentine's Day project which involves enlisting her little brother to do kind things for their neighbors.