Naughty Fairy Tales


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Fairy Tales like you've never seen them before. In a magical kingdom far away, there lived cursed princes, warrior women, and powerful heroes. This six-book collection features sexy Gender Swapped retellings of the classic fairy tales: Cinderella, Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty & the Beast, Snow White, and Rapunzel. The heroes have become heroines, the heroines have become heroes, and nothing is as it seems. What the Queen Wills: In this steamy FFM polyamorous tale of seduction, liberation, and intoxicating strangers, even the humblest of peasants has a shot with the Queen if she so wills. Hunting Red: This mature romance involves valiant swashbuckling, stormy love-making, and a villain you'll want to sink your teeth into. Breaking the Curse: Raven’s Royal Mate: This sexy adult retelling of Sleeping Beauty involves light bondage, drunken sorcerers, and a love strong enough to defy magic. Handsome and the Beast: This Gender Swapped fairy tale for adults features sexy FFM threesomes, beastly makeovers, and a tale that’s older than time. Snow Truer Love: This mature romance features sexy adventures, feisty dwarves, and the most beautiful love of all. Hair Apparent: This sexy novella for adults includes high-risk hijinks, dangerous creatures who pun, and a love that even magic can’t predict. These STANDALONE novellas can be read in any order. There are no cliffhangers, and each short ends as it should: happily ever after.




Naughty Fairy Tales from A to Z


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Vampire King (Adult Fairy Tale, Cinderella #1)


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In a kingdom ruled by a vampire, royal blood doesn’t mean what it used to—and fairy tales don’t always have happy endings. To wrest her inheritance from her evil stepmother, Cindy must marry a respectable man before she turns 25. The upcoming royal ball is the perfect place to find one—with the help of a fairy godmother. Or at least, a drunken prostitute with some magical skills. At the ball, though, King Caspian sets his sights on her. It’s not like Cindy doesn’t know better—but surely no one’s more respectable than a king. So really, what does she have to lose? Everything, as it turns out. Because the king isn’t human at all, but a monster who’s hell-bent on having Cindy in his bed again. If only he can track her down. Scroll up and one-click this steamy, sexy, adult retelling of Cinderella with a vampire twist!




The Naughty Princesses


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The day the twin princesses disappeared without a trace, their nannies were blamed. Secretly their stepmother, Elvora (the present queen of the land), couldn’t be more pleased. She’s the one who arranged an accident to befall the young princesses, and she hoped never to hear from them again. Yet a clue was left behind: the missing rowboat. Though the twins Mintana and Terriana were princesses, they longed just like other children to have a normal and happy life with friends and a school of their own choosing and parents that paid attention to them. So when the rowboat swept them away and over the waterfall, their opportunity arrived. But can the girls keep their identities secret in their adopted family and new town? Will they be able to hide from their evil stepmother long enough to live the life of their dreams? Will they ever discover what happened to the first queen, their mom? A modern fairy tale for young and old. The Naughty Princesses pursue happiness, acceptance, and the freedom to be who they are




How to Be Eaten


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One of NPR's Best Books of the Year: This darkly funny and provocative novel reimagines classic fairy tale characters as modern women in a support group for trauma. In present-day New York City, five women meet in a basement support group to process their traumas. Bernice grapples with the fallout of dating a psychopathic, blue-bearded billionaire. Ruby, once devoured by a wolf, now wears him as a coat. Gretel questions her memory of being held captive in a house made of candy. Ashlee, the winner of a Bachelor-esque dating show, wonders if she really got her promised fairy tale ending. And Raina's love story will shock them all. Though the women start out wary of one another, judging each other’s stories, gradually they begin to realize that they may have more in common than they supposed . . . What really brought them here? What secrets will they reveal? And is it too late for them to rescue each other? ​Dark, edgy, and wickedly funny, this debut for readers of Carmen Maria Machado, Kristen Arnett, and Kelly Link takes our coziest, most beloved childhood stories, exposes them as anti-feminist nightmares, and transforms them into a new kind of myth for grown-up women. *Belletrist June Book Club Pick* Named a Best Book of May by TIME Magazine & Glamour One of NPR’s Best Books of the Year




Naughty Fairy Tales


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Have you ever wondered... ...what happened to Alice after she came out of the rabbit hole? ...what would happen should Snow White find shelter in a house with seven handsome men, after running away from a stepmother intent on killing her? ...what happened to Emma after she was gifted with the ability to produce a flower or precious jewel every time she speaks? ...about Red Riding Hood's real story? ...if Beauty really tamed the Beast? ...how Cinderella really got to the ball? ...the true story behind The Three Heads of the Well? Bedtime just got more interesting!




The Naughty Boy


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One stormy evening, a kind old poet was resting quietly at home when he heard a knock at his door. When he opened it, he found a handsome young boy, soaking wet, and the good poet decided to invite him inside. However, he would quickly come to regret it as the cherub was called Amor and his bow and arrows would have dried quickly. Hans Christian Andersen (1805-1875) was a Danish author, poet and artist. Celebrated for children’s literature, his most cherished fairy tales include "The Emperor's New Clothes", "The Little Mermaid", "The Nightingale", "The Steadfast Tin Soldier", "The Snow Queen", "The Ugly Duckling" and "The Little Match Girl". His books have been translated into every living language, and today there is no child or adult that has not met Andersen's whimsical characters. His fairy tales have been adapted to stage and screen countless times, most notably by Disney with the animated films "The Little Mermaid" in 1989 and "Frozen", which is loosely based on "The Snow Queen", in 2013. Thanks to Andersen's contribution to children's literature, his birth date, April 2, is celebrated as International Children's Book Day.




Naughty Naughty Monster


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I'M A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONSTER! ARE YOU READY? HERE I COME! I AM HUNGRY FOR MY DINNER AND I WANT YOU IN MY TUM! The Naughty Naughty Monster is looking for for a tasty meal to fill his monstrous belly. He rampages through woodland, farm and town, scaring all of the happy little animals that he thinks could make a good snack, but he runs into a fairy who is NOT happy with him at all! Will Naughty Naughty Monster learn his lesson and change his naughty ways? Kaye Umansky has written over 130 books for children and her work ranges from picture books to novels. She is best known for the Pongwiffy series. Greg Abbott is a talented new illustrator. Naughty, Naughty Monster is his first picture book.




Naughty Snow White


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In this sexy adult fairy tale, a teenager who looks like Snow White is far from innocent. She steals her evil stepmother’s diamond ring and Gucci luggage and runs away to San Francisco, where seven gay guys take her under their wing. At a party, she meets her Prince Charming, the grandson of a famous rock guitarist. Her evil stepmother is determined to seek revenge and poisons her with an apple pie. Will Snow White survive? Will the stepmother be punished for what she's done? Find out in "Naughty Snow White". For Readers 18+




Cinderella's All Hallows’ Eve


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Villagers speak in hushed voices of ghostly beings wandering the forest on All Hallows’ Eve. Princess Ellia ignores the tales and forages for mushrooms, but she trips and sprains her ankle. And she is not alone. A stranger appears amongst the trees, and Ellia trembles with both fear and desire. The woman—Ursula--tends the princess’ injury, but that’s not all. She does more. Much more. Under the ancient trees. On the forest floor. Atop the mossy ground.