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New...Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes

Author : Lazaro Droznes

Publisher :

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 49,67 MB

Release : 2019-07-02

Category :

ISBN : 9781077678323

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Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokesSexy jokesWitticismsFunny quotesRiddlesWisecracksFeminist jokesLove jokesSexist jokes.Bad jokesFunny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you ́ll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet.Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.Download this book and start dazzling women and friends! TAGSjokes, funny jokes, knock knock jokes, dirty jokes, jokes for kids, funnyjunk, yo mama jokes, corny jokes, kids jokes, adult jokes, joke of the day, santa banta jokes, jew jokes, best jokes, bad jokes, good jokes, black jokes, dead baby jokes, hilarious jokes, funny sayings, stupid jokes, jokes in English, christmas jokes, blonde jokes, funny jokes for kids, your mama jokes, joks, really funny jokes, mexican jokes, short jokes, funny one liners, one liners, jokes for adults, jokes video, one liner jokes, english jokes, yo momma jokes, funny short jokes, april fool jokes, comedy jokes, funny joks, funny kid jokes, math jokes



Dirty. Shorty. Funny.Sexy. Witty. One Liner Jokes

Author : Lazaro Droznes

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 56 pages

File Size : 25,84 MB

Release : 2014-10-13

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781502821393

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Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes. Bad jokes Funny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines youll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet. Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.



The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Harvest House Publishers

Page : 113 pages

File Size : 50,63 MB

Release : 2013-03-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0736948503

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”



Giant Book of Dirty Jokes

Author : Mr. J

Publisher : Castle Books

Page : 368 pages

File Size : 33,3 MB

Release : 2013-01-31

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780890098127

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Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.



It Ended Badly

Author : Jennifer Wright

Publisher : Macmillan + ORM

Page : 231 pages

File Size : 36,46 MB

Release : 2015-11-03

Category : History

ISBN : 1627792872

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A history of heartbreak-replete with beheadings, uprisings, creepy sex dolls, and celebrity gossip-and its disastrously bad consequences throughout time Spanning eras and cultures from ancient Rome to medieval England to 1950s Hollywood, Jennifer Wright's It Ended Badly guides you through the worst of the worst in historically bad breakups. In the throes of heartbreak, Emperor Nero had just about everyone he ever loved-from his old tutor to most of his friends-put to death. Oscar Wilde's lover, whom he went to jail for, abandoned him when faced with being cut off financially from his wealthy family and wrote several self-serving books denying the entire affair. And poor volatile Caroline Lamb sent Lord Byron one hell of a torch letter and enclosed a bloody lock of her own pubic hair. Your obsessive social media stalking of your ex isn't looking so bad now, is it? With a wry wit and considerable empathy, Wright digs deep into the archives to bring these thirteen terrible breakups to life. She educates, entertains, and really puts your own bad breakup conduct into perspective. It Ended Badly is for anyone who's ever loved and lost and maybe sent one too many ill-considered late-night emails to their ex, reminding us that no matter how badly we've behaved, no one is as bad as Henry VIII.



One Liners Without Foreskin.

Author : Lázaro Droznes

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 32,67 MB

Release : 2018-01-17

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ISBN : 9781983969546

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The best Jewish humor to read without any guilt. Good for Jews and gentiles. An ecumenic contribution to solidarity, cooperation and toleranceJokes on this book are one liners because there are cheaper to produce and distribute. Nonetheless, we warn the readers they will not get any discount. Our policy is not to transfer our savings to potential customers. It is more profitable to make you laugh than to make you cry. Humor is a serious matter and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it.Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor.Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem.Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor.One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh of themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of pre-existing jokes, but fresh material, brand new, ready to be open, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings.Pitch done, let's talk business :Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It�s better than crying!



Humor That Works

Author : Andrew Tarvin

Publisher :

Page : 278 pages

File Size : 18,72 MB

Release : 2012-11-13

Category : Corporate culture

ISBN : 9780984889761

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The author presents a collection of ways to reap the proven human and corporate benefits of humor at work, organized by core business skill and founded on his own work as a business speaker and coach with the consulting company, Humor That Works.



A Confederacy of Dunces

Author : John Kennedy Toole

Publisher : Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Page : 414 pages

File Size : 13,4 MB

Release : 2007-12-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0802197620

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Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).



300 Best Jokes for Adults Only

Author : Don Shaw

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 96 pages

File Size : 34,4 MB

Release : 2019-09-07

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ISBN : 9781691681983

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Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!



If Someone Says "You Complete Me," RUN!

Author : Whoopi Goldberg

Publisher : Hachette+ORM

Page : 177 pages

File Size : 30,72 MB

Release : 2016-09-27

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0316302007

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From the hilarious host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, a book that offers an alternative perspective on marriage and relationships–and why it’s okay if you don’t want the life everyone expects you to have. Marriage isn’t for everyone. Being alone can be satisfying. What’s most important is that you’re happy. Whoopi Goldberg has astonished us with her career as an actor, comedian, singer, author, political activist, and talk show host–now, she’s written a book that is sure to resonate with the millions of folks who struggle with relationship expectations, regardless of sexual orientation and gender. If Someone Says "You Complete Me," RUN! is as funny as it is affirming, written in Whoopi Goldberg’s signature voice.