No Touch Monkey!


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Zine queen Ayun Halliday confesses the best-and worst-of her globetrotting misadventures. "I laughed hard on nearly every page of this shockingly intimate memoir and deeply funny book." -- Stephen Colbert Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the zaniest, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerrilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district -- eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to soldiers in Kashmir -- "they're for ladies. Bleeding ladies" -- that, she admits, "might have looked like white cotton bullets lined up in their box." A self-admittedly bumbling vacationer, Halliday shares -- with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect -- the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. Includes line drawings, generously provided by the author.




No Touch Monkey!


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From taming the wild dog packs of Bali to requiring the services of a bonesetter in Sumatra, Ayun Halliday offers up the best of her itinerant foibles as examples of how not to travel abroad.




Never Smile at a Monkey


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Discover how dangerous an animal can be when it feels threatened or trapped.




10 Monkeys And No Bananas


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Mousey and the Monkey... with No Tail!


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Mousey and the Monkey...with NO Tail!




That's Not My Monkey


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Young readers may touch various surfaces on monkeys that are not the one someone is looking for, until at last the right one appears. On board pages.




No, Monkey! No!


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No More Monkeys


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Jumping on the bed might be fun, but it's not a good idea--for monkeys or kids! Learn why through the famous children's song, brought to life in this delightful pairing of an updated, original recording of the song paired with a full-color picture book. This eBook includes online music access.




Grumpy Monkey Says No!


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In this original story that tackles a common toddler issue, the bestselling character finds out that “no!” isn’t always the best answer. Does Jim Panzee want to go for a walk? No! How about having a playdate? No! Not even to eat a banana? No! Grumpy Monkey just wants to say "no." Sometimes it seems like the only word toddlers know is "no," and Jim is no exception. A simple text and humorous artwork offer parents the perfect funny book to help when their toddler says "no" to absolutely everything.




Monkey See, Look at Me!


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A playful and eye-catching story about showing off and sharing The founder of popular children's décor brand Petit Collage brings her signature collage style and modern, kid-friendly sensibility to picture books with this story of an attention-seeking little monkey with a great big imagination. When Monkey jumps high, he decides he must be a rabbit. When he roars, Monkey just knows he must be a lion--until Lion shows him how loudly a real lion can roar. In this playful game of "monkey see, monkey do," Monkey and his animal friends share what makes each of them special just the way they are.