Nutty Names Knock-knocks


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All these funny, punny knock-knocks have a twist: they play games with names to create big belly laughs for kids. Some are just out of this world: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Martins. Martins who? Martins from outer space. Others stretch out the fun in a series of jokes: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Boyce. Boyce who? Boyce will be Boyce. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Gail. Gail who? And Gails will be Gails. What irresistible amusement for young comedians!




Nutty Knock Knocks!


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Over 500 knock-knocks, 80 cartoons. Index. "Gr.4-7. Sure to be appreciated by its intended readers."--SLJ. "Helpful resource book for teaching plays on words."--Library Materials Guide, CSI. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.




Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!




The Man Translator:


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Welcome to Manland! Though one of the most highly traveled destinations in the world, Manland is fraught with danger for even the smartest relationship-seeking women. The Man Translator increases your chances of survival 100 percent by translating the often tricky lexicon of manspeak into rational English: Manspeak




Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)


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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.







The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words


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Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.




Kids' Kookiest Riddles


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What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, theres non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from "Bugs, Beasts, and Birds" to "You Could Have Food Me." There are even "Goofball Poems" like this: Its a dogs delight to bark all night, And a nightingales to sing. And if you sit on a red-hot stove, Its the sign of an early spring. Every one is fun.







The Slang Dictionary


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