Author : Reena Calm
Publisher :
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 15,55 MB
Release : 2018-06-04
Category :
ISBN : 9781720375043
A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.
Author : Kimi Cowie - McCash
Publisher :
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 42,13 MB
Release : 2013-05-22
Category :
ISBN : 9781481984942
The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.Sit back and enjoy!
Author : Wolf Cub Chlo
Publisher :
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 21,97 MB
Release : 2021-06
Category :
ISBN : 9781737922506
Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun.Book is small in size and can be carried inbackpacks,gift bagstotes perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home.Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses?A: Help! I've fallen and I can't "gitty-up!"Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages!Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others.Everyone loves a good pun and children will enjoy Once "a Pun" a Time. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members.Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns.The second section of this children's picture book teaches children-and their parents-how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone.'"The adorable photographs will draw children into the book, while the puns will keep them entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled.I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!"- Readers favorite review, 5 stars
Author : Michael John Kenn
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,69 MB
Release : 2022-10-28
Category :
ISBN :
A collection of puns from Michael John Kenn, author of Oceans Apart, Journey through Grief and Musings. "A smile is your lips Trying to reach out To kiss what your ears Have just heard" This book includes a few of the anecdotes and puns from the popular book Musings. Where they were added in that book to the musing on the previous page, in this book they are published as puns in their own right, hopefully to be enjoyed in this new context.
Author : David Bedford
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,93 MB
Release : 2018
Category : Computers
ISBN : 9781527018082
"Once upon a time, a laptop arrived in Fairy-tale Land. Join Jack and his friends as they discover the ups and downs of going online!"--Page 4 of cover
Author : Wolf Chlo
Publisher :
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 25,96 MB
Release : 2021-06
Category :
ISBN :
What do you get when you mix a 6 year old with a global crisis? If you twirl around, click your heels three times while chanting "there's no place like home," you get a punny joke book! Tired of reading the same boring books? Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun. Book is small in size and can be carried in backpacks, gift bags totes perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home. Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses?A: Help! I've fallen and I can't "gitty-up!" Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages! Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others. Everyone loves a good pun and children will enjoy Once "a Pun" a Time. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members. A pun is a figure of speech that uses similar-sounding words or exploits multiple meanings of a term. Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns. The second section of this children's picture book teaches children--and their parents--how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone.' "The adorable photographs will draw children into the book, while the puns will keep them entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled. I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!"- Readers favorite review, 5 stars
Author : Maggie Barbieri
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Page : 318 pages
File Size : 46,40 MB
Release : 2013-12-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 125001168X
Maeve Conlon's life is coming apart at the seams. Her bakery is barely making ends meet, and one of her daughters spends as much time grounded as the other does studying. Her ex-husband has a new wife, a new baby, and a look of pity for Maeve that's absolutely infuriating. Her father insists he's still independent, but he's slowly and obviously succumbing to Alzheimer's. And now, her cousin Sean Donovan has been found dead, sitting in his car in a public park in quiet Farringville, New York, shot through the head. There was never much love lost between Maeve and Sean and she's not exactly devastated by his death, but suddenly the police are poking around asking the family questions. It's just one more hassle Maeve doesn't have time for, until she realizes that her father, whose memory and judgment are unreliable at best, is a suspect in the murder. Maeve is determined to clear his name, but is she prepared to cope with the dark memories and long-hidden secrets that doing so might dredge up? Maggie Barbieri will mesmerize readers with Once Upon a Lie, a gripping novel about family, justice, and the choices we make that define who we are.
Author : Lou Anders
Publisher : Crown Books for Young Readers
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 26,41 MB
Release : 2020-08-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1524719447
A science-minded unicorn and a (literal) fiery horse team up in this fantasy adventure perfect for fans of Fablehaven and the Wizards of Once series. Have you ever heard of a unicorn who is more interested in science experiments than magic? Or a flaming horse who's a walking fire hazard? When a pumpkin-headed menace called Jack o' the Hunt and monsters untold threaten their home, this unlikely pair must team up to save all of the Whisperwood--and themselves! Award-winner Lou Anders delivers a fantasy adventure about friendship, fearlessness, and finding your true herd.
Author : Rory Feek
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 47,78 MB
Release : 2018-06-19
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 078521674X
National Bestseller Sometimes it’s not only what we plant but where we’re planted. Now raising their four-year-old daughter, Indiana, alone, after Joey’s passing, Rory Feek digs deeper into the soil of his life and the unusual choices he and his wife, Joey, made together and the ones he’s making now to lead his family into the future. When Rory Feek and his older daughters moved into a run-down farmhouse almost twenty years ago, he had no idea of the almost fairy-tale love story that was going to unfold on that small piece of Tennessee land . . . and the lessons he and his family would learn along the way. Now two years after Joey’s passing, as Rory takes their four-year-old daughter Indiana’s hand and walks forward into an unknown future, he takes readers on his incredible journey from heartbreak to hope and, ultimately, the kind of healing that comes only through faith. A raw and vulnerable look deeper into Rory’s heart, Once Upon a Farm is filled with powerful stories of love, life, and hope and the insights that one extraordinary, ordinary man in bib overalls has gleamed along the way. As opposed to homesteading, this is instead a book on lifesteading as Rory learns to cultivate faith, love, and fatherhood on a small farm while doing everything, at times, but farming. With frequent stories of his and Joey’s years together, and how those guide his life today, Rory unpacks just what it means to be open to new experiences. “This isn’t a how-to book; it’s more of a how we, or more accurately, how He, God, planted us on a few acres of land and grew something bigger than Joey or I could have ever imagined.”
Author : Wolf Cub Chlo
Publisher :
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 42,87 MB
Release : 2021-01-07
Category :
ISBN :
If laughing is free medicine then why are so many people sick? As a young author, I love to smile and laugh and want to help you do the same. Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others.
