People Suck Give Me Dogs Any Day


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Fun Dog design black notebook / journal for writing in, unravelling thoughts, getting organised or jotting down lists, notes and passwords. Perfect alternative gift idea for Birthdays, Christmas Thanksgiving or any occasion. Better and more useful than giving cards. Specifics * Size 6" x 9" * 100 pages of white wide lined paper * Softcover bookbinding with matte finish * Flexible paperback For more inspiring designs click on the author's name in the title.




Jimmy Stay Show Presents Another Shitty Day in Paradise


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JIMMY STAY SHOW PRESENTS Another Shitty Day in Paradise By: Jimmy Stay Show Jimmy Stay Show presents Another Shitty Day in Paradise compiles the outrageous experiences of a clever, fictional narrator, whose jokes flow naturally through the tales. The collection is for fans of morbid, dark humor, which many people would consider “shock value,” and emphasizes the importance of not taking life too seriously—we all die someday, right?




The Other End of the Leash


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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.




Dogs Because People Suck


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A Wonderful Dogs Because People Suck Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. Quote d104ual Saying Like Sorry, Can't, I have Plans With My Dog, As Funny Excuse To Show How Much You Love Dogs! For Dog Lovers, Owners, Veterinarians, Vet Techs, Adoption Shelter Volunteers Or Directors Who Own And Loves Doggies Like Boxer, Pitbull, Yorkie, Dane, Labrador, Goldendoodle Or Poodle! The Gift For You, If You Even Bought A Jeep To Ride With Your Buddy When He's No Longer A Puppy! Joke For Friend Who Was Normal 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 Dogs Ago! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!




What Got You Here Won't Get You There


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Your hard work is paying off. You are doing well in your field. But there is something standing between you and the next level of achievement. That something may just be one of your own annoying habits. Perhaps one small flaw - a behaviour you barely even recognise - is the only thing that's keeping you from where you want to be. It may be that the very characteristic that you believe got you where you are - like the drive to win at all costs - is what's holding you back. As this book explains, people often do well in spite of certain habits rather than because of them - and need a "to stop" list rather than one listing what "to do". Marshall Goldsmith's expertise is in helping global leaders overcome their unconscious annoying habits and become more successful. His one-on-one coaching comes with a six-figure price tag - but in this book you get his great advice for much less. Recently named as one of the world's five most-respected executive coaches by Forbes, he has worked with over 100 major CEOs and their management teams at the world's top businesses. His clients include corporations such as Goldman Sachs, Glaxo SmithKline, Johnson and Johnson and GE.




Dogland


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"From Pulitzer Prize finalist and author of The Elephant in the Room comes the first inside account of the Westminster Dog Show-America's oldest and most beloved dog show-following one dog on his quest to become a champion"--




How Not to Suck


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Do you know someone who sucks? Do you suck? Would you like to stop sucking? If so, you've found the right book. How not to suck will show you who sucks (everyone) and what sucks (most everything). From there, you will learn how to become the speed bump on the sucky highway. So, get your helmet, strap it on, and get ready to tackle suckage right in its tracks. Chapter titles include: How not to suck in bed (or why you should), How not to be an Ugly American, The reasons work sucks and how to stop the madness, and many many more (not actual title, but maybe it should be.) Now REEL BIG FISH approved!!!




The Dog Fancier


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Dogs Because People Suck


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Great Notebook for Pet Owners - Amazing Gift for Dog Lovers No matter what time of the year it is, there is no better time to spend than with the family and of course your favorite four legged friends. Dogs might be around for just part of our lives, but we are around for all of theirs. With this in mind, it's important to always appreciate how much the many different dog breeds in the world actually mean to all of us. No matter how we feel, our pet dogs are always there for us and love us unconditionally. This is especially true with pet owners. At the end of the day, of all the people and things in the world that understand us best, it's usually our pet dogs. Whether you are a dog owner, or a family member or best friend is, this funny and cute pet lover note book and journal is just what you've been looking for. Each booklet is loaded with 120 pages of black and white lined paper -- which is perfect for note taking, sketching, to do lists and much more. Show your love and appreciation for your dog with this beautiful notepad that will always get the job done. This booklet is perfect for personal use or as a gift for anyone that might have the dog breed featured in the cover photo. SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: White and Black Lined Pages PAGES: 120 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity, mindfulness and keeping busy Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!




Puppy Socialization


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Puppy Socialization: What It Is and How to Do It defines and demystifies the most important thing you can do for your puppy: socialization. The authors don't just tell you what you need to know about socialization. They show you with dozens of photographs and exclusive linked videos (a live internet connection is needed to view the videos). You'll see other owners socialize their puppies under the guidance of a nationally certified dog trainer and behavior consultant. These real-life examples of socialization show you what to do when things go well and when they don't go so well. You’ll learn about: • The magical time. Did you know that there is a special time in a puppy's life when he is primed to accept new things? The authors tell you when that time is, when that socialization window starts closing, and how a little effort by an owner during that time can save heartache later. • Canine body language. Puppies and dogs are talking all the time—with their body language. Learn to tell when a puppy or dog is relaxed and happy, a bit nervous about something, or outright fearful. • Myth-busting. There's a lot of advice out there about socialization and not all of it is good. Some common myths can actually cause a puppy harm. The authors give you the most up-to-date information on puppy socialization and put some harmful myths to rest. • Socializing a puppy during COVID-19. Puppies have so much to get used to: people, environments, noises, and more. The authors provide strategies for keeping humans and puppies safe while socializing puppies, even during the COVID-19 pandemic. • What supplies are needed during socialization. The authors provide checklists of things owners need when socializing a puppy at home and away from home.