Author : Terry Pierce
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 33,61 MB
Release : 2005
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781402719042
A collection of jokes related to pets.
Author : Michael J. Pellowski
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 41,64 MB
Release : 2008
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1402750684
A book of fun and silly jokes and riddles.
Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 34,48 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781402724312
These jokes are doggone funny--and we’re not kitten around! From "Watch the Birdies” to "The Reptile File,” all these wildly amusing gags center on our favorite pets. What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. It’s a hoot, and illustrated with comical cartoons, too!
Author : Phil Hirsch
Publisher : Scholastic Incorporated
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 48,82 MB
Release : 1980
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780590371179
A collection of jokes about pets.
Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 27,71 MB
Release : 2018-11-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 035923058X
Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Author : Pascale Lemire
Publisher : Crown
Page : 193 pages
File Size : 16,19 MB
Release : 2013-09-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0385349343
Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.
Author : Terry Pierce
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 25,98 MB
Release : 2005
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781402722875
Kids will get giggly and goofy at these wild and crazy jokes. What kind of dogs play in a band? Rocker spaniels. What do farmers use to light their fields at night? A flarecrow. There are animal antics, food for thought (What did the mama lima bean say to the baby lima bean? "Have you bean good?"), school-time snickers, hilarious hobbies, and grab-bag gags, plus daffy definitions and kooky book titles to tickle the funny bone. Or pick a favorite from "the school of hard knock-knocks" like this: Knock-knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the best comedian I ever heard! And that's what they'll say about you when you amuse everyone with the comic gems in this super collection.
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Publisher : EDITIONS JEAN-PAUL GISSEROT
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 21,53 MB
Release :
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ISBN : 9782877478939
Author : Pedro de Alcantara
Publisher : Oxford University Press
Page : 425 pages
File Size : 47,70 MB
Release : 2023-06-02
Category : Music
ISBN : 0197600239
Creative Health for Pianists: Concepts, Exercises & Compositions is a practical method book for musicians of all abilities. It provides a new way of thinking about the piano, emphasizing the pianist-reader's innate capacity to respond creatively to a musical and technical stimulus. Author and veteran educator Pedro de Alcantara suggests that every pianist, from a complete beginner to a concert artist, may approach the instrument with the frame of mind of an improviser and composer, in which curiosity, inventiveness, and technical skills are inseparable. Throughout the book, original music snippets that encapsulate one or more aspects of piano playing are presented and explained, then developed through tweaks, variations, and compositions of increasing complexity. Every chapter contains variations suited to a complete beginner, as well as musical challenges that will capture the imagination of advanced players. Most chapters contain improvisational prompts and games with step-by-step rules, leading to the development of new creative skills combining musical depth and technical intelligence. Creative Health for Pianists is supported by a dedicated companion website with 48 pedagogical video clips.
Author : Compiled by Barbour Staff
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
Page : 145 pages
File Size : 47,65 MB
Release : 2014-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1630588644
Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust!
