Pickup Lines


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Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while you're honking out a dirt snake. So if it ends up being kept in the toilet, fair enough. We have come to terms with it. We have also made sure the pages are as non-absorbent as possible, so if you run out of toilet paper you couldn't use this book as a makeshift ass wipe even if you want to. Anyway, get reading and let's get on with making you into a complete studly dreamboat! Tags: pickup lines, corny pickup lines, dirty pickup lines, cute pickup lines, good pickup lines, bad pickup lines, pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, best pickup lines, nerdy pickup lines, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup lines, great pickup lines, stupid pickup lines, lame pickup lines, awesome pickup lines, creepy pickup lines, funny pickup lines, chemistry pickup lines, cheesiest pickup lines, harry potter pickup lines, sweet pickup lines, science pickup lines, funniest pickup lines, best pickup line, girl pickup lines, nasty pickup lines, hilarious pickup lines, cheesy pickup line, cheesey pickup lines, funny pickup line, dumb pickup lines, clean pickup lines, dirtiest pickup lines, jewish pickup lines, pickup lines funny, chessy pickup lines, cheap pickup lines, nerd pickup lines, star wars pickup lines, smooth pickup lines




Pick-Up Lines That Work


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In Pick-Up Lines That Work: Get the Girl Tonight!, Devon Wild presents over 1500 pick-up lines that will help any bachelor pick up more women. Most pick-up lines don't work because they are cheesy, trite, and closed-ended statements. Devon Wild shares with bachelors the three musts that every great pick-up line should have. Devon Wild also shares a revolutionary pick-up formula that makes it incredibly easy for any man to have more success with women. With this five-step formula it makes picking up women seem effortless. In the book you will find: 1500+ pick-up lines that work the flawless PJCSP pick-up formula specific pick-up lines for the top 12 hot spots including: the bar, coffee cafes, gym, mall, walking, driving, and more tips for effective delivery invaluable website information and much more




Love on the Range


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Any other socialite would view being packed off to a remote Oregon ranch as a punishment. But Gracelyn Riley knows that this is her opportunity to become a real reporter. If she can make her name through an interview with the elusive hero known as Striker, then she'll never have to depend on anyone ever again. Rancher Trevor Cruz can't believe his secret identity is being endangered by an overly chatty city girl. But if there's one thing he knows, it's that Gracie's pretty little snooping nose is bound to get her in trouble. So he'll use her determination to find "Striker" to keep an eye on her…and stick close by her side.




The Dating Playbook for Men


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Is It Worth $15 To Learn How To Meet, Attract and Keep the Women You Most Desire? Is it worth $15 to have access to a proven strategy that can help turn even the shyest man into an attractive social man capable of dating the women he really wants. Is it worth $15 to learn how to turn your biggest obstacle (fear of rejection and not being enough) into your #1 asset? To eliminate your approach anxiety, increase your social confidence, and to develop the single most important trait (no it's not what you think) required to improve your dating life and relationships. Unlike the other "dating advice" books on the market, the Dating Playbook For Men isn't packed with fluff and filler content that leaves you even more confused before you picked up the book. No games. No rah rah motivation. No weird seduction tactics. It's just raw, actionable content designed to turn you into the strongest version of yourself capable of dating the women you truly desire. It's worked for 1000s of men already so there is no reason why it cannot work for you too. One word of warning: If you expect a magic "push of a button" formula that will require no effort on your part then you are completely mistaken and you may want to exit this page. What you will receive is a mindset shift and a Proven 7 Step Strategy that will give you the courage to take action and change not only your dating life - but who you are as a man, which will positively affect every other aspect of your life as a bonus. Inside this action packed book you're about to learn: How to deepen your masculine polarity to become a stronger Grounded Man. How to understand what women really want and desire at their core from men. How to build an adventurous social life that women can't get enough of. How to go out, meet women and get them to chase you without being needy. How to go from getting her phone number to the setting up the first date. How to have a perfect first, second and third date - and beyond. How to naturally transition from dating and into a relationship. How to have a happy and loving relationship and be the Grounded Man that she'll want to be with and won't cheat on. Now let me ask you a question... Where will you be in 30 days? Will you be in the same old situation, scared of talking to women, desiring the girl you saw at the coffee shop or gym, but being crippled by your approach anxiety. Or will you be a man of purpose. A man who doesn't hesitate when he sees a woman he desires, and has a calendar filled with exciting dates with beautiful women who are fighting for your attention? It's up to you. If you spent $15 and all it did was finally... Make you a confident grounded man who goes after what he wants in life.... Would it be worth it? Help you overcome your fear of approaching women... Would it be worth it? Have weekends packed with adventurous social activities with fun and beautiful women.... Would it be worth it? Stop you from experiencing a heart wrenching breakup that steals years away from your life.... Would it be worth it? Join Andrew Ferebee now on the greatest adventure you'll ever have and one that every man must fully commit to at least once in their lives. This is your time. You're going to like the man you become after reading this book. 1000s of men live by it.




1001 Best Pick-Up Lines


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Has this ever happen to you? Everyday you see tons of hot & sexy beautiful women you’d love to meet and talk to but you don’t know what to say...or when you do approach women to meet them you get tongue-tied or even worse, you just freeze up. Well, that’s a thing of the past because now with the help of my new ground-breaking book, "1001 Best Pick-Up Lines," you can turn those chance encounters with all those beautiful women of your dreams into romance. You Will Learn: 1. Over 300 All Purpose Pick-Up Lines - These sure-fire pick-up lines can be used successfully on any woman, anywhere, and everywhere you see women you are attracted to. 2. Complimentary Pick-Up Lines - The key to a woman’s heart is paying her a compliment. These 150 heart-melting pick-up lines are the most effective way to make a favorable impression on women and make her desire you. 3. 100 Fail-proof Pick-Up Lines to Use in Bars and Nightclubs - Use these guaranteed opening lines for meeting, attracting and seducing women in bars and nightclubs. 4. Sexual Pick-Up Lines - These lines are funny, clever, romantic, sensual, and may even turn women on sexually and make her hot for you. 5. Topless Dancer Pick-Up Lines - Do you go to topless clubs? If you do, I’m sure that you have had all kinds of fantasies about scoring with all those hot & sexy topless dancers. Well, there’s no reason you can’t turn this fantasy into reality. And, to help you get started I list 50 fantastic opening lines to help you attract and seduce topless dancers. 6. Beach and Swimming Pool Pick-Up Lines - Here’s 50 great pick-up lines to use to score with all those hot & sexy beach bunnies and swimming pool sweeties in their little bikinis that cause your hormones to rage out of control. 7. Department Stores and Malls Pick-Up Lines - Do you stare at all those sexy store clerks and gorgeous girls in the mall? Well you don't have to stare anymore. I've provided you with highly effective lines to meet and approach them. It’s all here! The secrets to talking to women and 1001 perfect pick-up lines to use for any situation or encounter with women to successfully meet, attract, and even seduce any woman you desire. You Will Also Learn: 1. Restaurant Pick-Up Lines - Has this ever happen to you? You go out to eat and you see a gorgeous girl that you’d give your left testicle to meet and get to know better. Well here’s some opening lines to help you meet and get dates with those “dream girls” you keep running into at restaurants. 2. Supermarket Pick-Up Lines - I’m sure that when you go grocery shopping you have seen some lovely and attractive women you would like to get to know better. I provide you with some fail-proof ice-breakers to start a conversation with her. 3. Bookstore Pick-Up Lines - Go to any bookstore and you are going to see lots of pretty women to hit up on. It’s a casual atmosphere and great place to meet women and I've got the lines that are guaranteed to work to meet them. 4. Park Pick-Up Lines - I know you’ve seen some luscious babes in the park you’d love to meet. Well, I've got some pick-up lines to use to turn your fantasies into reality. 5. Daddy Pick-Up Lines- These are cute pick-up lines that give compliments to girls’ father or daddy or refers to her dad. Try them, they work great to really capture a girls’ attention and heart. 6. Religious, Christian, and Jewish Pick-Up Lines - These are moral lines that have a religious tone to them. They are very effective and really impress women. Also, they work great to meet women in church. * Free Bonus 17 page Report called, “How to Talk to Women.” Today the choice is all yours. Either you can sit around waiting for women to approach you...or use the sure-fire pick-up lines in the book to take control of your love life once and for all.




101 of the World's Most Effective Pick-Up Lines


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A humorous compendium in four categories: Lines that Work, Romantic, Classics, and Down with the Dirty, 101 OF THE WORLD'S MOST EFFECTIVE PICK-UP LINES has cartoons to keep you laughing, tips on the ultimate date, illustrations on how to make a paper rose and score big, and a collecton of rejection comebacks.




Pick-up Lines: Become A Chick Magnet


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Are you having trouble meeting women? Would you like to meet a beautiful girl? A compilation of nearly 500 of the sexiest, funniest, and cleverest pickup lines available and ready for your next party or quick one-liner. Never be caught again without something to say. Break the ice no matter with who, when or where.




250 Pick Up Lines


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It can be be hard to find the right words to say to that one person who has caught your eye. To succeed, you will need a really good chat up line to break the ice, and to bring a smile to the girl you approach. With this book you will learn tons of winning pick up lines, giving you the ability to turn that first encounter into a fun night, maybe a romantic liaison and even a successful long term relationship. These PickUp Lines are funny, clever, cheesy, flirty, corny and romantic, but most of all they are successful and can be used on any woman, any time, any place, anywhere. Having a few of the chat up lines up your sleeve will help you successfully meet, attract, and even seduce any woman you desire. Why you should buy this book These 250 Pick Up Lines are probably the largest collection anywhere in the world, and they are all here for you to learn and remember. The book also includes some great tips on how to effectively use these killer pick up lines. All of these Pick Up lines are easy to learn and who knows - this book may just change your life for the better, so buy it now!




You Look Like a Thing and I Love You


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As heard on NPR's "Science Friday," discover the book recommended by Malcolm Gladwell, Susan Cain, Daniel Pink, and Adam Grant: an "accessible, informative, and hilarious" introduction to the weird and wonderful world of artificial intelligence (Ryan North). "You look like a thing and I love you" is one of the best pickup lines ever . . . according to an artificial intelligence trained by scientist Janelle Shane, creator of the popular blog AI Weirdness. She creates silly AIs that learn how to name paint colors, create the best recipes, and even flirt (badly) with humans—all to understand the technology that governs so much of our daily lives. We rely on AI every day for recommendations, for translations, and to put cat ears on our selfie videos. We also trust AI with matters of life and death, on the road and in our hospitals. But how smart is AI really... and how does it solve problems, understand humans, and even drive self-driving cars? Shane delivers the answers to every AI question you've ever asked, and some you definitely haven't. Like, how can a computer design the perfect sandwich? What does robot-generated Harry Potter fan-fiction look like? And is the world's best Halloween costume really "Vampire Hog Bride"? In this smart, often hilarious introduction to the most interesting science of our time, Shane shows how these programs learn, fail, and adapt—and how they reflect the best and worst of humanity. You Look Like a Thing and I Love You is the perfect book for anyone curious about what the robots in our lives are thinking. "I can't think of a better way to learn about artificial intelligence, and I've never had so much fun along the way." —Adam Grant, New York Times bestselling author of Originals




Cheesy Pick Up Lines


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Ideal Gift for kid brother, boss, coming-of-age - Cheesy, Corny Over 1000 of the most cheesy, corny, cutest, friendly pick up lines ever. ...every man needs a few cheesy pick up lines to make his own. - just like a great T-shirt or his favorite pair of sneakers he needs some funny pick up lines to complete his style and win bigly..." Hi, my name's James. Let's Bond. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. Oh, so you breathe oxygen, too? We do have a lot in common, that's the truest Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner, that a deeper truth. Unconventional - Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? Long odds Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? - said unflinching Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material, give that 2 percent You smell like trash. May I take you out? for the soccer-obsessed You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop! World-renowned pick up line Excuse me, I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it. 100% true, so true I'm learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them? Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. The dilbert line Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard? For men in blazers Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend! If you were a chicken -- you'd be impeccable. Are you suffering from a lack of vitamin me? I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number? I might as well call you "Google" 'cause you have everything I'm searching for. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS. All those curves and me without brakes! Are those diamonds real? -the ones in your eyes. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you! Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? - It's just enough to break the ice! Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 that I see. I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet. I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'! I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. People call me John, but you can call me tonight. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation? What's on the menu? Me-n-U You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?