Pip and the Zombies


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The orphan Pip gets help from the Anonymous Benefactor in pursuing his dreams of being the slaying partner of Estella Havisham.




Searching for Summer A Zombie Novel


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It's the dawn of world's end, a deadly virus is decimating humanity, and chaos reigns over England. After being left for dead, Police Sergeant Danny Weston wakes to find his wife being eaten by zombies and his twelve-year-old daughter, Summer, missing. A posthumous promise sets him on a quest to find her amongst the 'twitchers' and the last of the human race. Danny learns of her abductor's intentions, and it becomes a race against time to rescue Summer from the fortress of self-appointed messiah, the Preacher. A psychotic paedophile with delusions of megalomania. Amid the chaos, Danny finds help from a resilient young woman and a rescued slave boy, but the trio will soon realise that in a world gone to hell, zombies are not the only monsters. Treachery, death and an army, alive or undead, will not stop Danny. . . Searching for Summer.




Undead Souths


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Examines physical, symbolic, psychological, and cultural forms of undeadness in a variety of media and historical periods.




Charles Dickens's Great Expectations


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As Mary Hammond observes in her wide-ranging publishing history of the novel, Great Expectations' life has extended far beyond the literary Anglophone world and owes a great deal to a particular moment in the mid-Victorian publishing industry. Her book features an exhaustive survey of the novel's different appearances in serial, book and dramatic form and is enhanced by appendices with archival information, contemporary reviews and a comprehensive bibliography of editions and adaptations.




Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies


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The most comprehensive zombie handbook ever published—with a foreword by Max Brooks! In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.* Q. How can I increase my chances of survival? A. One simple step is to keep away from other people. Without people there can be no zombies. Q. What is the connection between the Voodoo zombie and the flesh-eating zombie of popular culture? A. Other than a shared name, absolutely nothing. Q. Will zombies actually eat me, or will they just bite and chew? A. Research suggests the neuromuscular activity required for swallowing may be too complex for a zombie. Q. Will we see any warning signs before the dead rise? A. Unfortunately, entire populations could be infected with the zombie sickness before anyone even knows there’s a problem. Q. How come Zombie Awareness Month is in May and not October? A. Unlike witches and vampires, zombies are not otherworldly creatures. They are made of flesh and blood. Don’t forget to wear your gray ribbon. * Many more questions about zombies—including why not all of them are undead—are answered inside the book.




Zombie Red Riding Hood


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Did you know that people who are half-eaten by wolves turn into zombies? That's what happened to Little Red Riding Hood. Enjoy this scary twist to the popular fairy tale, with blood, guts, angry mobs and ZOMBIES!




Once Upon a Time... or Some Shit Like That


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This is an adult book with adult humor and some pictures not suitable for children. Now, if you are an adult male and are often referred to as a child, then this book is perfectly fine for you.Note: This book has lots of swear words, seriously! I mean who writes words like Shit and Dick on the front cover of a book and expects it won't be brown bagged in most book stores? We appreciate the gate busters who wrote books like S&*! My Dad Says and Go the F&*# to Sleep and allowed the clean and decent human beings the chance to get real, we all fucking swear. Some more than others, and some with a lot more vigor and conviction.Note, this is not a work of porn, but you'd be hard pressed to classify it differently. We, the writers, are humorists and our genre of choice is adult story telling. We don't live these experiences, at least not the way you think.







Zombies Ate My Business


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The thing about zombies is you don’t know them when you see them. They’re invisible; but don’t be fooled. As they walk unnoticed through the halls of your small business, they’re doing a number—a negative number—on your bottom line. They slow productivity, treat your customers rudely, and infect other employees with their poor morale and shoddy work ethic. In a small business, one zombie—one employee not pulling his or her share of the workload—can make all the difference. In his second book, Zombies Ate My Business, Jamie Gerdsen returns to help traditional business owners—plumbers, dry cleaners, bakery operators—find and eliminate zombie employees, and to clear the ranks of zombie-like thinking among management. Traditional businesses—those mainstays of Main Street—may have started out with a bang, but many have grown stagnant, even tottering on the edge of death. Join Gerdsen as he considers the life cycle of a traditional business, and the life cycle of an employee. Listen as he forecasts what happens when the two intersect. Sure, a young business staffed with young employees should find it easy to grow; but what about a mature, “plateaued” business, staffed with mature, retirement-age employees? Or a middle-aged company with middle-aged workers? Even these companies can return to growth, says Gerdsen, who speaks from experience with his own turned-around HVAC business. This book maps the way to growth, renewal, and zombie-free prosperity for businesses in all life stages.




Everything I Know about Zombies, I Learned in Kindergarten


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Sometimes, you can't hide. When the apocalypse came, nine-year-old Letitia Johnson tried. She grabbed her little sister and her classmates and locked them all in a school bathroom. For five days, they hid. The hid while their teachers were being killed, while their classmates were being killed, even while the Bronx was being evacuated. Now there's no one to help them. There's no place left to hide. It's just her, one ax, twelve kindergarteners, twelve garden stakes, and her will to live.