Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids


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What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!




Pirate Joke and Fun Book


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The Pirate's Secret Joke Book is a wacky and wonderful book of pirate fun - jokes, games and puzzles - illustrated throughtout with lively cartoons.




The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book


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Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .




Best Pirate Jokes


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Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!




Fun Pirate Jokes For Kids


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The Funniest Joke Book Ever!


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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!




Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!


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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.




The Book of Pirates


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“This delightful book” for young readers “is full of creative activities, interspersed with plenty of fascinating historical facts” (School Library Journal). On this here ship, we follow the pirate's code: No frolikin' in the bilges, no songs about scurvy, and most important, each buccaneer must keep his pistol ready for action at all times. Break the code, me bucko, and you'll be forced to walk the plank. In The Big Book of Pirate Stuff, Captain Michael MacLeod and Jamaica Rose teach the fine art of pirateering, from plundering, pillaging, and gambling to digging for buried treasure. A dabble of history, a smatterin' of activities, and a healthy dose of derring-do make this book a must-read for aspiring pirates.




Imagine You're a Pirate!


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Some pirates are big and strong, some are tall and thin and cunning. Pirates can come in many different shapes and sizes but... all pirates are very, very wicked!!! So, if you want to be a pirate, then you'll need a hat, a spotty hanky, sea boots (or boot if you only have one leg!) earrings... and this book has all necessary ideas and hints and instructions to help.




Pirates Go to School


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A rhyming tale of pirates who go to school accompanied by their parrots, learn arithmetic and letters, and want to hear sea stories at storytime.