Author : Debbie Cressey
Publisher : Xist Publishing
Page : 17 pages
File Size : 26,66 MB
Release : 2019-09-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1532413327
What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!
Author : Rachel Weight
Publisher :
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 45,39 MB
Release : 2020-09-13
Category :
ISBN :
Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .
Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 45,58 MB
Release : 2007-04-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1416936041
This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.
Author : Ian Rylett
Publisher : Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group)
Page : 76 pages
File Size : 25,9 MB
Release : 2000
Category : Pirates
ISBN : 9780099413196
Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!
Author : J. A. Faust
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 29,34 MB
Release : 2009-06
Category :
ISBN : 9780557072545
After youâve read the hundreds of golden pirate jokes inside, youâll be able to tell your friends âI have read hundreds of pirate jokes.â Your friends will say âTell us a pirate joke.â Then youâll tell your friends your favorite pirate joke (the one from page 43). The hills will be filled with roars of laughter as you deliver the punch line. Your grouchy neighbor will stick their head out the window and demand to know what all this noise is about. Once your friends have regained their composure theyâll tell your neighbor that you have just told them the best joke ever (not just the best pirate joke, but the best joke). Your neighbor will say âOh yeah, whatâs this joke?â You say that youâll tell the joke again if your neighbor agrees to drop the complaints they registered against you with the neighborhood committee. Your neighbor says âForget it!â Well, itâs only a pirate joke book, you canât expect it to solve all your problems.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 26,18 MB
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1626866139
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Corinne Demas
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 46,40 MB
Release : 2011
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0545206294
A rhyming tale of pirates who go to school accompanied by their parrots, learn arithmetic and letters, and want to hear sea stories at storytime.
Author : Jonny Duddle
Publisher : Templar Publishing
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 28,83 MB
Release : 2017-02-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1783703326
The Jolley-Rogers - a pirate family, are moving to Dull-on-Sea, a quiet seaside town. Stopping to fix up their ship, this unusual family get the whole neighbourhood spreading rumours. Defying the grown-ups, Matilda from next door decides to become friends with the youngest pirate son. When the Jolley-Rogers leave, the town discovers they were wrong to assume the worst - the pirate clan have buried treasure in everyone's gardens (shown in a stunning double-gatefold). Matilda feels sad until she discovers her own treasure - an incredibly exciting new pen friend.
Author : Colin Hawkins
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 93 pages
File Size : 39,63 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Pirates
ISBN : 9780007108565
Author : Meg Clibbon
Publisher : Zero to Ten
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 28,83 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781840890822
Some pirates are big and strong, some are tall and thin and cunning. Pirates can come in many different shapes and sizes but... all pirates are very, very wicked!!! So, if you want to be a pirate, then you'll need a hat, a spotty hanky, sea boots (or boot if you only have one leg!) earrings... and this book has all necessary ideas and hints and instructions to help.
