My Rules for Being a Pretty Princess


Book Description

Rules are meant to be broken in this laugh-out-loud picture book about staying true to yourself. One little girl gets her greatest wish of becoming a princess only to discover that the rules of royalty are no fun. She has to have perfect hair and eat daintily and dance gracefully — boring! So, she decides to make up her own rules... A delightfully subversive picture book that teaches girls to be themselves — clumsy dancing, crazy scribbling and all. "This ironic take on the Cinderella story is one that will delight many readers." — Reading Time.com




Pretty Pretty Princess


Book Description

There's a serious problem in the realm. Royal families still practice the tradition of locking away their first born daughters in the booby-trapped lairs of monsters-all in the hopes that brave knights will rescue them. Prince Francis and his trusted companion Gavin, a wise-cracking pig, aim to end this barbaric tradition. Now they travel the realm promoting P.E.T.P-Princes for the Ethical Treatment of Princesses. They set their sights on Pretty, the most beautiful princess and one that no knight has yet been able to rescue. But saving Pretty from a prison made of the strongest goblin stone is only the beginning. The princess is not what she seems! Join our heroes on a hilarious-and dysfunctional-journey. But remember, this isn't your child's fairy tale. Prepare yourself for flamboyant princes, shameless pig sex, and untold armies of rats and flies. Snuggle up and get ready for your bedtime story.




Pretty Princess Pig


Book Description

Follow Pretty Princess Pig as she gets ready to throw a party by painting the dining room, baking, and digging up flowers.




Pretty Princess Coloring Book


Book Description

Thirty delightful full-page illustrations depict scenes from daily life around the palace: playing croquet with a prince, taking tea with the ladies-in-waiting, dancing, making music, horseback riding, and other charming pastimes.




I'm a Pretty Princess


Book Description

Meet Makayla, a pretty black princess who lives in a castle far, far away. Although she has cute dresses, a sparkling tiara, and a shiny wand, she discovers in this rhyming 30 page picture book that being a princess isn't just about her fancy things. Instead, what makes her a princess is what lies within!




Disney Princess: Pretty Please


Book Description

Who says learning about manners has to be boring? Join six of your favorite Disney Princesses - Snow White, Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella - for delightful stories and helpful advice on manners, including such gems as: "Meeting New People. Be on your best behavior when you visit a king - even if you're the daughter of a Sultan. "Being Polite. Don't interrupt-except for something important, like a fire-breathing dragon. " Apologizing. Have you enraged the King of the Seven Seas… again? Here's how to apologize. " Table Manners. If there is one thing you never forget, try not to sneeze on your fellow Dwarfs, especially in front of Snow White! This beautifully illustrated book includes 12 sheets of stationery with matching envelopes, plus a sheet of full-color stickers, so little princesses can write their own thank-you notes. Learning manners has never been so much fun!




Papa's Pretty Princess


Book Description

Klein I heard noises in my kitchen and when I went downstairs to check, there was an intruder waiting for me behind the counter. The intruder who didn't break in to steal, but still ended up stealing my heart.Lorraine Clarke!She broke into my house- not once but twice, and both the times I was more than happy to entertain her as my very own precious guest. Except, I wanted to change that guest status as soon as possible. I wanted to claim her as my own so that I could cherish her as my little girl. One who would look at her Papa for her every single need even if it's as basic as getting a bath or a change before bed.Author's Note: The book contains strong sexual material- including but not limited to spanking, arousing and punishment scenes and is meant to be read by adults only. This is an age play story and if you are not comfortable with girl calling his partner daddy/ papa during the sex, then this book is not for you.***




My Pretty Pink Princess


Book Description

A pink and perfect activity book packed full of royally splendid activities and stickers - for little princesses everywhere! Bloomsbury Activity Books is an exciting new Bloomsbury brand designed to provide hours of colouring, doodling, stickering and activity fun for boys and girls alike. Every book includes enchanting, bright and beautiful illustrations which children and parents will find very hard to resist. Perfect for providing entertainment at home or on the move!




Disney Princess: Pretty Princess Puzzles


Book Description

Little girls will fall in love with their favorite Disney Princesses all over again with this beautiful board book that includes seven princess puzzles. From Cinderella and Belle to Rapunzel and Tiana, girls can read each princess’s enchanting tale of true love. Then, they can assemble the fun jigsaw puzzles to see scenes of the princesses with their princes. A special “happily ever after” poem is included just for readers, and best of all, this second edition features a newly lowered price point!




Disney Princess Pretty Princesses


Book Description

Colour your favorite Disney Princesses in this great coloring book!