Put the F**king Phone Down


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You Have No F**king Idea


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Deadbeat Dad. Con Artist. Liar. Manipulator. If you believe the tabloid press about Teen Mom OG star Amber Portwood’s fiancé Matt Baier, your opinions of him are most likely wrapped in scandalous rumors and gossip. Forget everything you think you know about the tattooed, gravel-voiced reality TV star. In You Have No F**king Idea, Matt breaks his silence for the first time and sets the story straight by delving into his past, present and future—fully exposing the naked truth about his life—once and for all.




The F**King Book


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These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.













Stop F**king Around


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Are you transforming into a chronic procrastinator? Have you turned down a task simply because you did not feel like it? What if you wake up tomorrow and find out that you’ve made the biggest mistake of your life because you said “not now”? GET THINGS DONE! This new book is your way out! At present, 25% of the global population consists of procrastinators. If you look at it from a perspective, this is indeed a big portion. Procrastination is also one of the effects behind several mental and behavioral disorders, from perfectionist traits to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity disorders that lead scientists, psychologists and other experts to consider on the many solutions to conquer past this very high-risk habit. Don’t be discouraged. This helpful new guide, Stop F**king Around, will help procrastinators realize the faults they need to correct, and start creating goals to motivate them to reach success. Eliza Palmer, a successful author and lecturer on social psychology and human behavior, will be your mentor. Stop F**king Around will provide you many tips on how to flush down poor procrastination inclinations and become a winner at school, work, and society in general: · The defining traits of a procrastinator (includes mental and behavioral disorders behind procrastination) · Procrastination and its underlying fears (know if you fear failure or you fear success) · How routine can influence people (understanding procrastination pattern) · Setting forth and succeeding goals (how to create and realize objectives) · 5 Easy Steps and beat procrastination (using the power of the body and the mind, and scientific findings) · Tips to beat procrastination at work · Resolving procrastination through the power of productivity (from a procrastinator to a productive person)