Rabbit And Cat's Pandemic Jokes #7 For Such A Time As This


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THIS IS #7 OF THE RABBIT & CAT COMIC BOOK SERIES AND IT HAS OVER 100 PAGES OF JOKES! • Medical research has confirmed that good attitudes really do good like a medicine & that a negative attitude can lead to health problems. This book was made to help put a smile on your face & to give you a merry heart! I would like to encourage you to smile & laugh often. Laughter can help with the healing process & now days some hospitals even offer laughter therapy programs as a complementary treatment for patients! So, smile & laugh, & be healthy! • While this epidemic does give us good reason to be careful and concerned, we don't need to let fear overwhelm us. Some folks may say it’s not right to make jokes about the virus when people are dying. To those who have lost friends and loved ones, it’s sad, and I pray you will find peace in the midst of this storm. There is nothing funny about a global pandemic, but people can release some of their worries by laughing even in the midst of trouble. ==================================== Be Safe | Be Happy | Be Smiling | Be Healthy ====================================




Rabbit And Cat's Pandemic Jokes #4 For Such A Time As This


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THIS IS #4 OF THE RABBIT & CAT COMIC BOOKS AND IT HAS OVER 100 PAGES OF JOKES! • Medical research has confirmed that good attitudes really do good like a medicine & that a negative attitude can lead to health problems. This book was made to help put a smile on your face & to give you a merry heart! I would like to encourage you to smile & laugh often. Laughter can help with the healing process & now days some hospitals even offer laughter therapy programs as a complementary treatment for patients! So, smile & laugh, & be healthy! • While this epidemic does give us good reason to be careful and concerned, we don't need to let fear overwhelm us. Some folks may say it’s not right to make jokes about the virus when people are dying. To those who have lost friends and loved ones, it’s sad, and I pray you will find peace in the midst of this storm. There is nothing funny about a global pandemic, but people can release some of their worries by laughing even in the midst of trouble. ==================================== Be Safe | Be Happy | Be Smiling | Be Healthy ====================================




Rabbit And Cat's Pandemic Jokes #3 For Such A Time As This


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THIS IS #3 OF THE RABBIT & CAT COMIC BOOKS AND IT HAS OVER 100 PAGES OF JOKES! • Medical research has confirmed that good attitudes really do good like a medicine & that a negative attitude can lead to health problems. This book was made to help put a smile on your face & to give you a merry heart! I would like to encourage you to smile & laugh often. Laughter can help with the healing process & now days some hospitals even offer laughter therapy programs as a complementary treatment for patients! So, smile & laugh, & be healthy! • While this epidemic does give us good reason to be careful and concerned, we don't need to let fear overwhelm us. Some folks may say it’s not right to make jokes about the virus when people are dying. To those who have lost friends and loved ones, it’s sad, and I pray you will find peace in the midst of this storm. There is nothing funny about a global pandemic, but people can release some of their worries by laughing even in the midst of trouble. =================================== Be Safe | Be Happy | Be Smiling | Be Healthy ===================================




A Little Life


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.




You Took the Last Bus Home


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You Took the Last Bus Home is the first and long-awaited collection of ingeniously hilarious and surprisingly touching poems from Brian Bilston, the mysterious ‘Poet Laureate of Twitter’. With endless wit, imaginative wordplay and underlying heartache, he offers profound insights into modern life, exploring themes as diverse as love, death, the inestimable value of a mobile phone charger, the unbearable torment of forgetting to put the rubbish out, and the improbable nuances of the English language. Constantly experimenting with literary form, Bilston’s words have been known to float off the page, take the shape of the subjects they explore, and reflect our contemporary world in the form of Excel spreadsheets, Venn diagrams and Scrabble tiles. This irresistibly charming collection of his best-loved poems will make you laugh out loud while making you question the very essence of the human condition in the twenty-first century.




Dragons at Crumbling Castle


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New York Times best-selling author Terry Pratchett's irreverent and irresistible tales for children in a lavishly designed and extensively illustrated volume.




Diary of a Somebody


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It’s January 1st and Brian Bilston is convinced that this year his New Year’s resolution will change his life. Every day for a year, he will write a poem. It’s quite simple. Brian’s life certainly needs improving. His ex-wife has taken up with a new man, a motivational speaker and indefatigable charity fundraiser to boot; he seems to constantly disappoint his long-suffering son; and at work he is drowning in a sea of spreadsheets and management jargon. So poetry will be his salvation. But there is an obstacle in the form of Toby Salt, his arch nemesis at Poetry Club and rival suitor to Liz, Brian’s new poetic inspiration. When Toby goes missing, just after the announcement of the publication of his first collection, This Bridge No Hands Shall Cleave, Brian becomes the number one suspect. If he is to regain his reputation and to have a chance of winning Liz, he must find out what has happened to Toby before it is too late. Part tender love story, part murder mystery, part coruscating description of a wasted life, and interspersed with some of the funniest poems about the mundane and the profound, Diary of a Somebody is the most original novel you will read this or any year.




The Beckoning Shadow


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From debut author Katharyn Blair comes a heart-stopping fantasy novel, perfect for fans of Cassandra Clare and The Young Elites, about a teenage runaway who enters a dangerous tournament with an impossible prize. Vesper Montgomery can summon your worst fear and turn it into a reality—but she’s learned the hard way that it’s an addicting and dangerous power. One wrong move and you could hurt someone you love. But when she earns a spot in the Tournament of the Unraveling, where competitors battle it out for a chance to rewrite the past, Vesper finally has a shot to reverse the mistakes that have changed her forever. She turns to Sam Hardy, a former MMA fighter who’s also carrying a tragedy he desperately wants to undo. However, helping heal Sam’s heart will mean breaking her own, and the competition forces her to master her powers—powers she has been terrified of since they destroyed her life.




50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems


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A funny collection of football poems by Brian Bilston, the unofficial Poet Laureate of Twitter. Perfect for football fans of all ages – from the young footie fanatic to a been-to-every-game-grandma, and every 'I could've been a pro' in between. Full of poems that will make you giggle about all things football, including being left out of the World Cup squad, mum's opinion on Messi vs Ronaldo, or those unmissable fixtures: I’d love nothing more than to go outside and spend time with Mother Nature. But what can I do? It’s out of my hands: Nigeria are playing Croatia 50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems includes witty chants, a haiku or two, and fun shape poems about the beautiful game. Laugh together through the Euros or Premier League games, and swap the half-time pundits for puns! 'Bilston is a magician with words' – Guardian 'Someone who knows their way round both a joke and a bittersweet narrative.' – The Times




The Other End of the Leash


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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.