Robots: The Joke Book


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A collection of jokes, riddles and knock-knocks.




Robots


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Jokes and humour all the way from Robot City Piper Pinwheeler: What do you call a cowboy-bot? Fender: Chrome on the range Mr. Copperbottom: Which robots are the healthiest? Mrs. Copperbottom: The ones who get enough iron. Rodney: What do you call a robot that does yoga? Cappy: A bending machine.




Programmed for Laughs


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In this joke book companion to the hilarious and offbeat motion picture The Mitchells vs. the Machines from Sony Pictures Animation, robots Eric and Deborahbot 5000 team up to write robot jokes with side-splitting results! When the delightfully dysfunctional Mitchell family’s road trip is interrupted by a worldwide tech uprising, they join forces with two hilarious malfunctioning robots to save humanity before it’s too late. In this book, robots Eric and Deborahbot 5000 form a team of their own as they crack jokes about the Mitchell family’s accidental heroism and what the robot apocalypse is really like. This laugh-out-loud joke book will leave readers of all ages snorting, spitting out their drinks, and otherwise malfunctioning!




Programmed for Laughs


Book Description

In this joke book companion to the hilarious and offbeat motion picture The Mitchells vs. the Machines from Sony Pictures Animation, robots Eric and Deborahbot 5000 team up to write robot jokes with side-splitting results! When the delightfully dysfunctional Mitchell family’s road trip is interrupted by a worldwide tech uprising, they join forces with two hilarious malfunctioning robots to save humanity before it’s too late. In this book, robots Eric and Deborahbot 5000 form a team of their own as they crack jokes about the Mitchell family’s accidental heroism and what the robot apocalypse is really like. This laugh-out-loud joke book will leave readers of all ages snorting, spitting out their drinks, and otherwise malfunctioning!




Robots Feel Nothing When They Hold Hands


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A collection of humorous quotes taken from the Twitter feeds of "Family Guy" writers and illustrators.




Robots


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The Crazy Computers Joke Book


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Find out why the medical computer went to prison in the pages of this technology-based joke book. Readers will learn many other technological jokes and be eager to share them with friends and family. Easy-to-follow sentences will have young readers giggling on every page.




Robot Rumpus


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When a young girl's parents go out for the evening, they think they've left their daughter in safe hands with robots designed to get her to bed! There's Cook-bot to make great spaghetti for dinner, Clean-bot to do the washing-up, Wash-bot for bath time, and even Book-bot for a bedtime story. What could possibly go wrong?




Robot in Love


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A shy robot falls in love and works up the courage to speak to its crush.




Jimbo The Farting Robot


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Jimbo the farting robot has trouble fitting in and discovers that being different actually makes Jimbo one of the most important robots in the lab!