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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Farting Adventures

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 49,24 MB

Release : 2021-01-11

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ISBN : 9781637310274

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Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.



Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Humor Heals Us

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 27,28 MB

Release : 2020-09-24

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ISBN : 9781953399175

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Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.



Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher :

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 10,39 MB

Release : 2021-02-03

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ISBN : 9781637310687

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Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.



Book of Bunny Farts

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Farting Adventures

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 16,50 MB

Release : 2021-02-03

Category : Easter Bunny

ISBN : 9781637310960

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The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.



Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Farting Adventures

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 41,65 MB

Release : 2021-01-11

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ISBN : 9781637310274

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Book Description

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.



Frank the Farting Flamingo

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Humor Heals Us

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 35,77 MB

Release : 2020-09-24

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ISBN : 9781953399274

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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com



Farting Without You is Like

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher :

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 24,20 MB

Release : 2021-01-11

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781637310359

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What do dogs think about when you leave them? Find out in this new funny perspective from your dog's point of view. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Tooting Leprechuan Lexi the Farting Leprechuan Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer



Poppy the Pooting Panda

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Farting Adventures

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 24,41 MB

Release : 2021-01-20

Category : Flatulence

ISBN : 9781637310694

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Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas. My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I'm pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you're eating Is often seen as rude. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!



Fairy the Farting Unicorn

Author : Humor Heals Us

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Page : 34 pages

File Size : 10,68 MB

Release : 2020-12-23

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781637310229

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Hug the Farting Heart

Author : Humor Heals Us

Publisher : Farting Adventures

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 49,22 MB

Release : 2022-01-05

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ISBN : 9781637313220

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Hug the Farting Heart, only if you dare! Join the Farting Heart in a new adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A beloved classic, this story will have everyone GIGGLING with Hug the Farting Heart. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer  Collect them all!