Ruby Ann's Down Home Trailer Park Guide to Livin' Real Good


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Even those who live in a house without wheels can now share in the very special lifestyle afforded by the unique trailer park milieu. Ruby Ann shares her secrets for livin' life to the fullest along with anecdotes from the vaults of the High Chaparral trailer park where hot sex, warm spam and cold beer are just the beginning. With b/w photos throughout.




Ruby Ann's Down Home Trailer Park Cookbook


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The success of Ruby Ann's regular newspaper column, Trailer Talk, a fictional but familiar look at the lots of the High Chaparral Trailer Park, led to the publication of this hilarious cookbook, in which each High Chaparral resident has his or her own story to tell, along with juicy gossip, a special photo, and of course, finger lickin' (and cheap) recipes. Features over 200 classic trailer park fixings, from Spam Rolls to Mayonnaise Cake to Homemade Grape Soda, and everything in between, each personally tested by Ruby Ann in the kitchen of her double-wide.




Dear Ruby Ann


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The queen of the trailer park is back in this hilarious guide that provides a wealth of advice for living bigger and better, including how to successfully relate to in-laws, deal with neighbors (the good, the bad, and the butt-ugly), apply makeup and the correct amount of blue eyeshadow, and much more.




Move Over Santa - Ruby's Doin' Christmas!


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There's nothing like Christmastime in the High Chaparral Trailer Park, and Ruby Ann knows just how to do it up right. Divided into twelve chapters, one for each day of Christmas, Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas serves up plenty of ideas for crafts, decorating, recipes, hostess tips, dinner menus, and just about anything else anyone might need to make each of the days special. With plenty of gossip and Ruby Ann's own personal trailer park Christmas memories, Move Over Santa, Ruby's Doin' Christmas is the most G-rated fun readers can have under the mistletoe.




Ruby Ann's Down Home Trailer Park Cookbook


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"Food," says Ruby Ann Boxcar, "is one thing all trailer park people have in common, followed by their undyin' love of Elvis and the reproduction of ugly children." The recipes of trailer dwellers are unlike any others. Its been known to make men turn championship wrestling off, large women in double knit polyester slacks dance, and derelict children smile. That's why Ruby Ann has taken the time to write down her favorite recipes in an easy to read cookbook (The Down Home Trailer Park Cookbook; A Twister Of Tasty Treats). This cookbook gives the reader a titillating guide to handed down recipes and an insider's look at Ruby Ann's fellow residents at the 20 lot "High Chaparral Trailer Park" in Pangburn, Arkansas. Along with good food and gossip, the reader will come face to face with sex, murder, topless dancing, Baptist ministers, adultery, and political secrets. The fact that Ruby Ann Boxcar has lived her entire life in a trailer, and her updo hairstyle, cat eyed glasses, and blue eye shadow insures the reader she knows what she's talking about when it comes to trailer park living. Her 300-pound figure speaks for itself on the question of her cooking credentials.




Donna Sue's Down Home Trailer Park Bartending Guide


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She's a bad girl but a great bartender - Ruby Ann's big sister Donna has spent most of her life mixing drinks at the Blue Whale Strip Club. Here she lets readers in on the little professional secrets that have made her the highly skilled drinker she is today. Filled with characteristic Boxcar humour, this edition comes with a foreword by Ruby Ann.




The Publishers Weekly


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Ruby Ann's Down Home Trailer Park Holiday Cookbook


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The doyenne of the double-wide is back, bringing her trademark good humour and good eatin' to the holidays. Now readers will be able to celebrate the joy of Spam, government cheese, and of course, the birth of the King, Elvis Presley, with delectable dishes like 'Love Me Tender Peanut Butter Banana Fried Ice Cream' and 'All Shook Up Fried Chicken'. With Ruby Ann there's always a reason to celebrate, and alongside good food and gossip, readers will get a healthy dose of sex, murder, topless dancing, Baptist ministers, adultery and political secrets.







Forthcoming Books


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