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Santa Claus Saves the World

Author : Robert Devereaux

Publisher : Deadite Press

Page : 176 pages

File Size : 32,62 MB

Release : 2013-12-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781621051305

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It's that time of year again - when Santa Claus has to save the world! After conquering the homophobes, Santa Claus believes that humans can finally be nice instead of naughty. But dark forces from across history and mythology have other plans. One couple and their disintegrating marriage may just cause a chain reaction that will plunge the world into darkness and terror. So Santa and his pals begin an adventure from the North Pole to the Heaven and Hades to save the soul of humanity. Robert Devereaux returns once again to the Santa Mythos that made him an underground horror fan favorite. The sequel to "Santa Steps Out" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes" combines pagan gods with holiday cheer and a large dose of sex and violence. "Santa Claus Saves the World" is a present for sickos of all-ages!



The Santa Claus Book

Author : Alden Perkes

Publisher : Lyle Stuart

Page : 150 pages

File Size : 44,13 MB

Release : 2000-06

Category : Christmas

ISBN : 9780818403811

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Book Description

A history of Santa and his elves.



Santa Steps Out

Author : Robert Devereaux

Publisher : Deadite Press

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 37,61 MB

Release : 2011-11

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781621050131

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Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux



Mrs. Claus Saves Christmas

Author : Yvonne Wonder

Publisher :

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 35,13 MB

Release : 2018-09-12

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781949752007

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Santa is sick with the flu and cannot deliver the Christmas toys this year! In a delightful holiday poem, joyfully illustrated, Mrs. Claus steps in to make sure that no child is disappointed. Mrs. Claus saves Christmas and from now on Christmas Eve will be a Claus affair.



Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes

Author : Robert Devereaux

Publisher : Booklocker.Com Incorporated

Page : 361 pages

File Size : 34,39 MB

Release : 2008-08-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781601455383

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Santa Claus and his stepdaughter Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity, preventing one child's fated suicide by winning over his worst tormentors, then attempting, with the Easter Bunny's help, to eradicate homophobia worldwide in one magical night.



Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets

Author : Russell Ince

Publisher : Russell Ince

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 23,75 MB

Release : 2018-11-21

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1545743010

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After centuries of closely guarding ancient secrets, Santa Claus has decided that the time has come to share the magical mysteries behind Christmas. All of the miraculous happenings that contribute towards making Christmas the most remarkable time of the year are finally to be revealed to the world.



The Autobiography of Santa Claus

Author : Jeff Guinn

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 31,80 MB

Release : 2006-10-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1101127775

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It all started when Jeff Guinn was assigned to write a piece full of little-known facts about Christmas for his paper, The Fort Worth Star-Telegram. A few months later, he received a call from a gentleman who told him that he showed the story to an important friend who didn’t think much of it. And who might that be? asked Jeff. The next thing he knew, he was whisked off to the North Pole to meet with this “very important friend,” and the rest is, well, as they say, history. An enchanting holiday treasure, The Autobiography of Santa Claus combines solid historical fact with legend to deliver the definitive story of Santa Claus. And who better to lead us through seventeen centuries of Christmas magic than good ol’ Saint Nick himself? Families will delight in each chapter of this new Christmas classic—one per each cold December night leading up to Christmas!



Latkes for Santa Claus

Author : Janie Emaus

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 39 pages

File Size : 25,9 MB

Release : 2020-10-13

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1510759891

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//*// Finalist for the 2022 International Book Awards in Children's Picture Book and Children's Religious categories \\*\\ To: Santa From: Anna My new dad and stepbrother celebrate Christmas, so you’re coming to my house for the very first time. And I think you must be REALLY tired of cookies. I’m going to leave you the best Santa treat ever. Anna is excited that Santa will be visiting her house for the first time, and she wants to leave Santa a treat that blends the holidays her new family celebrates: Christmas and Hanukkah. She expresses this idea to her stepbrother, Michael, who insists that Santa doesn't need anything but his sugar cookies. Anna imagines Santa has to be bored with cookies by now and is determined to find a Jewish recipe that he'll enjoy. The catch? It has to be something easy for Santa to grab and go. It can't be matzo ball soup—soup in a sleigh with galloping reindeer will never do. It can't be noodle kugel—imagine that by the handful. What a mess! And as certain as Anna is that Santa would devour tzimmes, she knows he just doesn't have the time to sit and enjoy a hearty stew on Christmas Eve. Anna retreats to her thinking corner to figure out the perfect finger food for Santa, not wanting to disappoint him on his very first visit to her house. In this humorous and endearing picture book, blending both Christmas and Hannukah, a little girl and her stepbrother compete to leave Santa the best treats ever. Latkes for Santa Claus concludes with Anna and Michael's winning recipes, ready for children to replicate for Santa in their own kitchens.



Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert

Author : Marla Frazee

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 41,61 MB

Release : 2017-11-21

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1328470032

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How does Santa know how to match the exact right toy with the exact right kid every December? He knows because he's the world's number one kid and toy and gift expert, and he works long, long hours the whole year through, taking notes, compiling his research, thinking and testing and changing his mind. Then, at last, he gets it all figured out, and on Christmas morning, he makes magic happen. Celebrated author-illustrator Marla Frazee's fresh, lively take on a traditional subject is sure to become a favorite with young believers everywhere. With delicious humorous moments and a warm, unexpected ending, this book is truly a Christmas treat, one that begs to be read aloud and savored year after year.



Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas

Author : Marilyn Jackson

Publisher : FriesenPress

Page : 30 pages

File Size : 19,74 MB

Release : 2021-07-20

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1525599666

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There’s trouble at the North Pole when Santa Claus is down with a bad flu on Christmas Eve and is too sick to deliver presents. His doctor insists that Christmas is cancelled, breaking the elves’ hearts and putting the yuletide season in jeopardy. But then Ms. Claus saves the holiday when she puts her foot down and exclaims, “I will go instead!” No one believes that she can take Santa’s place. Even Santa is doubtful. But Ms. Claus, facing her own fears, stands firm and courageous as she grips the sleigh’s reins and leaps into the snow-stormy night. Will Ms. Claus be able to save Christmas? Fun for all ages, Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas offers meaningful lessons in risk-taking and traditional roles in a hilarious and engaging manner. Told in verse and filled with endearing characters, it’s a story that’s sure to become a holiday favorite in many homes.