The Penguin Book of Schoolyard Jokes


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A huge collection of jokes of all kinds that make Australia's younger generation laugh, a mixture of innocence and silliness (with just a bit of naughtiness) that the whole family can enjoy.




SCHOOL YARD JOKES.


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1001 Cool Jokes


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Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!




Tuesday Evenings with the Copeton Craft Resistance


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'Joyous, warm and utterly charming - I smiled for days.' - Toni Jordan 'Warm, funny, and bighearted, Kate Solly stitches together a cast of characters here who will restore your faith in people power.' - Cate Kennedy Meredith established the Copeton Crochet Collective (no knitters please) because it would be like having friends, only with her in charge, and because there would be no men. It comes as a nasty shock then when Luke, the handsome grandson of no-nonsense Edith, decides to stay and learn to crochet. Claire joins to escape her relentless children and Yasmin so that someone might ask her who she likes on Masterchef instead of asking the same five questions about her hijab. When plans for a new mosque wake the sleepy town, Copeton is stirred and Islamophobia bubbles to the surface. The Crochet Collective becomes the Craft Resistance, and this motley crew of fibre-arts enthusiasts begins to battle racism and bigotry with colour and creativity. But will the fragile threads of community be enough to bind them when more than one member has something to hide?




Animal Antics: The Beast Jokes Ever!


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A collection of jokes and riddles about all kinds of animals.




The Funniest Joke Book Ever!


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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!




A Neo-Aristotelian Theory of Social Justice


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First published in 1997. Adrian Walsh develops an original account of social justice using neo-Aristotelian value theory. At the heart of the book is an account of the human good in which human interests are divided into three main categories: the basal interests, the eudaimonian interests and the interests in subjectivity. Subsequently, the distributive goods, to which distributive principles are to apply, are divided into three main spheres; the basal sphere, the eudaimonian sphere and the sphere of subjectivity. While the overall orientation of the project is egalitarian, different distributive principles are applied in each of the three spheres, with the intention ultimately of realising the egalitarian ideal. The main feature of the book is the development of a pluralist egalitarian theory of social justice using a distinctive account of the human good.




The Hana Du Rose 10 Book Collection


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He met his soul mate on a dirty London train. Then spent his life trying to find her. He felt sure she'd remember the encounter. But she didn't. Two decades later in New Zealand, Hana's world is falling apart. When she drops her handbag at the feet of the handsome stranger, she's unprepared for his reaction. But another man has her on his radar. He's watching her and waiting for his opportunity. One loves her and the other means her harm. Both have her attention now. Download this extended boxed set and read without interruption. These novels are contained in your bundle: Logan Du Rose, About Hana, Hana Du Rose, Du Rose Legacy, The New Du Rose Matriarch, One Heartbeat, The Du Rose Prophecy, Du Rose Sons, Du Rose Family Ties, Du Rose Vendetta. Keywords related to this novel; mysteries and thrillers, mysteries set in New Zealand, murder mystery books, mystery books for adults, mystery chapter books, mystery crime books, mystery fiction books, mystery love books, mystery novels for adults, mystery romance, mystery romance books, mystery romance books for adults, mystery romance books for women, mystery thrillers and suspense, romantic suspense, romantic suspense books, romantic suspense novels, romantic suspense series, New Zealand romantic suspense, romantic suspense books, romantic suspense novels, romantic suspense series, New Zealand romantic suspense, New Zealand fiction, New Zealand novels, rural romance, rural fiction, rural life, rural living, small town and rural fiction, small town big secrets, small town romance books, small town big dreams, small town big rumors, small town crime, small town fiction, small town mystery, small town problems, small town second chance romance, small town series, secretive men retribution, secretive men murder mystery, brooding hot guy suspense, lonely women and men with secrets, secretive men and beautiful women, brooding guys with secrets, rural farming suspense, If you like Rosalind James, or Cynthia Hickey, you'll love the Hana Du Rose Mysteries.




The "Landlord"


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Tommy Gallo is no ordinary cop. and he has the scars to prove it. Hardened by the reality of fending for himself from a very young age, Gallo learnt the ways of the streets that most delinquents would wear proudly as a badge. But a twist of fate, and a random act of kindness, turns his life around, leading him to wear the badge of the law instead. What could one kid do that could be so exemplary? Tread vicariously with Tommy Gallo through this minefi eld of intriguing true events. This first installment of Tommy Gallos life will keep you on the edge of your seat while you travel through his personal journey through hell and back, and his fi nal discovery of his soul-wrenching passion and respect for the law.




Auntie Oddity and the Magician’s Rope


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Despite the threats of forced retirement and dissolution of a cherished supernatural collection, Witchy Hester “Auntie Oddity” Habbakuk braves the bureaucracy to combat an unscrupulous supervisor, and a sorcerer thief with the help of friends, spells, and a magic rope.