Season's Greetings


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Now we don't want to start Christmas like this, do we?Cheating at snakes and ladders, fighting over comic books, a bungled infidelity beneath the tree. Christmas has arrived in the Bunker household along with family and friends. But as the children lurk just out of sight, it's the adults who are letting the side down. I couldn't. Not in our sitting-room. Not in front of the television. Somewhere else. Presiding over the festivities are two warring uncles, one a kindly, incompetent doctor with an interminable puppet show to perform; the other a bullying retired security guard who dominates the TV, brings toy guns for his nieces and determines there's a thief in their midst. Alan Ayckbourn's masterly Season's Greetings offers a seriously entertaining look at the misery and high jinks of an average family Christmas. The play opens at the National Theatre, London, in December 2010.Three times I caught him at it. Ripping open presents, helping himself to the contents.




Season's Greetings


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Now beautifully redesigned, this bestselling classic features new color photographs throughout. SEASON'S GREETINGS offers wonderful traditional menus for the holidays and even includes great ideas for snacks, centerpieces, decorations, and delicious gifts--from pickles to fruitcakes to liqueurs. SEASON'S GREETINGS is every cook's source for holiday food and fun. 60 full-color photos.




Season's Greetings


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Join a fun and festive celebration of the season with this varied collection from well-known Australian designer Anni Downs of Hatched and Patched. You'll enjoy charming patchwork projects that feature embroidery and applique, all in Anni's whimsical style. 12 heartwarming designs for decorating and gift-giving to make your Christmas complete Projects include a Christmas story quilt, tabletop tree skirt, Advent calendar, short and tall gift bags, ornaments, and a "12 Days of Christmas" stitchery Find inspiring photos, step-by-step instructions, and full-size patterns




Season's Greetings


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Imagine opening your mailbox to find a bundle of Christmas letters addressed to you from long-ago Bible characters who were there for the birth of Jesus. Mary. Joseph. The innkeeper. A shepherd. The midwife. King Herod. The Magi. How do each of these writers remember the unfolding story? What did they know? When did they know it? How did it change them? In Season's Greetings, twelve vividly imagined letters from "those who were there" speak to the many meanings of Christmas. Awe. Wonder. Disruption. Scandal. Hope. Collected together, the letters invite you—the reader—to add your voice to the conversation, to put Christmas into your own words. Scripture texts, companion prayers, reflection questions and journaling prompts accompanying each letter lend themselves to individual or group study. Whether you love Christmas or dread it, whether you are a believer or a skeptic, the letters in Season's Greetings will speak to you. This Advent devotional delivers straight talk with honesty, intellectual rigor and a touch of humor, allowing you to hear with new ears the old, old story that changed—and is changing—the world. Season's Greetings also includes an Afterword for Clergy and Church Leaders offering creative ideas for using the book in various ministry contexts, as well as a Small Group Leader's Guide.




Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring


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In a simple, cheerful conversation with nature, a young boy observes how the season changes from winter to spring in Kenard Pak's Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring. As days stretch longer, animals creep out from their warm dens, and green begins to grow again, everyone knows—spring is on its way! Join a boy and his dog as they explore nature and take a stroll through the countryside, greeting all the signs of the coming season. In a series of conversations with everything from the melting brook to chirping birds, they say goodbye to winter and welcome the lushness of spring.




The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings


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THE STORIES: THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of




Season's Greetings from South Park


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Fans of the Emmy] Award-winning show thats still the #1 authoritah in comedy can now spread holiday cheer South Park style, with 30 unique, hilarious postcards.




Supernatural Seasons Greetings


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Even supernatural beings love the holiday season… This special collection by Award-Winning author, Lisa Kessler, features 3 holiday-themed paranormal romance novellas, and seven holiday short stories featuring shifters, elves, demons, vampires, and more! Escape into the holiday spirit all year round with stories from all your favorite series: The Salem Pack, The Sedona Pack, The Moon Series, The Summerland Stories, The Muse Chronicles, and more! Table of Contents Wolf’s Winter - All New Holiday Novella - Salem Pack Series The Christmas Surprise Shopping for Shifters Home for the Holidays Alternative Christmas Gifts The Business Trip The Demon’s Christmas The Third King The Lone Wolf’s Wish - Holiday Novella - Sedona Pack Series A Winter’s Wish - Holiday Novella - The Summerland Stories




Jeannie Out of the Bottle


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A magical, heartwarming memoir from one of Hollywood’s most beloved actresses, best known for her iconic role on I Dream of Jeannie The landmark NBC hit television series I Dream of Jeannie has delighted generations of audiences and inspired untold numbers of teenage crushes on its beautiful blond star, Barbara Eden, for decades. Part pristine Hollywood princess and part classic bombshell, with innocence, strength, and comedic talent to spare, Barbara finally lets Jeannie out of her bottle to tell her whole story. Jeannie Out of the Bottle takes us behind the scenes of I Dream of Jeannie as well as Barbara’s dozens of other stage, movie, television, and live concert performances. We follow her from the hungry years when she was a struggling studio contract player at 20th Century Fox through difficult weeks trying to survive as a chorus girl at Ciro’s Sunset Strip supper club, from a stint as Johnny Carson’s sidekick on live TV to tangling on-screen and off with some of Hollywood’s most desirable leading men, including Elvis Presley, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, and Warren Beatty. From the ups and downs of her relationship with her Jeannie co-star Larry Hagman to a touching meeting with an exquisite and vulnerable Marilyn Monroe at the twilight of her career, readers join Barbara on a thrilling journey through her five decades in Hollywood. But Barbara’s story is also an intimate and honest memoir of personal tragedy: a stillborn child with her first husband, Michael Ansara; a verbally abusive, drug-addicted second husband; the loss of her beloved mother; and the accidental heroin-induced death of her adult son, just months before his wedding. With candor and poignancy, Barbara reflects on the challenges she has faced, as well as the joys she has experienced and how she has maintained her humor, optimism, and inimitable Jeannie magic throughout the roller-coaster ride of a truly memorable life. Illustrated with sixteen pages of photographs, including candid family pictures and rare publicity stills, Jeannie Out of the Bottle is a must-have for every fan, old and new.




Season's Greetings from the White House


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The collection of presidential Christmas cards, messages and gifts.