Secret Santa, Agent of Christmas


Book Description

One night a year, Santa J. Claus delivers presents to the children of the world ... but for the rest of the time, he's protecting the world as the top secret agent of the Xtremely Mysterious Agency of Secrets (X.M.A.S.), dishing out his own brand of justice to the world's most dastardly criminals. Santa and his Little Helper, newly qualified X.M.A.S. agent Jingle Bells, are on the trail of Dr. Cumulus Nimbus, who's hell-bent on creating a new ice age ... and Santa hates snow! Can they stop the evil plot before the world is snowed under.







Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito


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DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).




Happy Holidays--Animated!


Book Description

Since the early 20th century, animated Christmas cartoons have brightened the holiday season around the world--first in theaters, then on television. From devotional portrayals of the Nativity to Santa battling villains and monsters, this encyclopedia catalogs more than 1,800 international Christmas-themed cartoons and others with year-end themes of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the New Year. Explore beloved television specials such as A Charlie Brown Christmas, theatrical shorts such as Santa's Workshop, holiday episodes from animated television series like American Dad! and The Simpsons, feature films like The Nutcracker Prince and obscure productions such as The Insects' Christmas, along with numerous adaptations and parodies of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Twas the Night before Christmas.




The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed


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100+ funny Christmas stories about secret Santas, dysfunctional families, epic blizzards, and much more—all from the pages of America’s finest (satirical) news source. Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Featuring entertaining illustrations and over 100 shocking holiday stories, Christmas Exposed is the perfect gift book for smart alecks everywhere.




THE CHILD WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS


Book Description

....It is the night before Christmas and evil Yggdrassil, the Nordic Tree God, desires the magical powers of Santa Claus. Can Santa, and his loyal elves stop Yggdrassill's evil plan'.......Or will children everywhere wake on Christmas morning with no presents left by Santa Claus?




Their Christmas Wish Come True


Book Description

Forty days till Christmas—can they open their hearts in time? Kirsten Morrison runs the Secret Santa Society and loves making others happy. Although she knows opening your heart can be painful, her secret wish is to find a special man to share Christmas with.— Volunteering to wrap children's gifts isn't something Michael Brewster would normally do. But, facing his first Christmas alone, he finds himself on Kirsten's doorstep. As they work together, an undeniable attraction flares between them. Is a kiss under the mistletoe the start of their Christmas wish come true?




Mega Collection Vol. 2


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Nine more fantastic children's books, all rolled into one. Perfect for bedtime! Over 300 pages in all. HERE'S WHAT'S INCLUDED: 1. Brainy Bird - It's time to get off the couch and have some fun! Leave your cell phones behind and get outside. There's nothing better than playing sports with your friends. Live life, feel great, and you'll be a winner every time! 2. Froggy Dearest - One fine day, you come across the frog of your dreams. Soft spoken and ever courteous, you've never met a creature quite so charming. But tread carefully, for this frog has quite a secret to share! 3. Baby Blue - Simple, delightful and utterly cute, this picture book celebrates the tender years of childhood. Feel the love resonate from the pages! 4. Eggtastic - Spring is just around the corner and it's time to see what the Easter Bunny is up to. This year he's enlisted some help, and it's an odd choice at that. What is that clever rabbit up to and what is he really planning? Find out in this humorous picture book! 5. Little Chickadee - After months of loneliness, a little chickadee realizes that he misses someone in particular. He writes constantly and waits for her return, but time slowly trickles by with no end in sight. There's something he's been meaning to tell her--something very, very special. Will he get the chance? 6. Happy - Happy for what each new day brings. Happy to listen to the birds sing. Happy to go to school, make new friends, and swim in the pool. Yes, it’s true. I’m so very, very happy, especially when I’m with you. 7. The Penguin Way - Look deep inside. You have what it takes. It's within you, as long as you believe in yourself and don't give up. That is the penguin way. Leave your doubts at the door. You shall succeed! 8. Who Wants to be a Robot - The off-world planet of Infinim, which promises a heavenly and eternal existence for its society of robots, is now taking applications. Although one of its applicants is older and not quite as quick as he used to be, does he have what it takes to be accepted? Figure out who he is before the story's end in this clever children's picture book. 9. Taming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide - The craziest user guide you'll ever read! Written for mommies and daddies just as much as their children, Taming Your Pet Monster is filled with laugh-out-loud humor and bizarre situations. Witty, colorful and unique, this is one wacky ride you'll never forget! Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main features (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Pigtastic Pig and the Golden Egg is also included in this mega volume!




My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas


Book Description

Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room... Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!




Clementine for Christmas


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An irresistible and timeless Christmas story by the author of The Angel Tree. Josie usually keeps to herself, but she comes out of her shell when she and her dog, Clementine, volunteer at the local hospital during the holiday season. Josie loves dressing up in silly costumes, singing carols, and helping to prepare for the big Christmas Festival. That is, until she learns that this year's Festival has been canceled.Meanwhile, Oscar's parents are fighting more and more--and so is he. He gets into trouble at school, and his punishment? Volunteer hours at the local hospital. Gabby's life seems perfect. She's stylish, smart, and everyone looks up to her. But Gabby has a secret, one that could ruin everything.Then, Clementine disappears, Oscar's parents separate, and Gabby's secret is uncovered. Together, can Josie, Oscar, and Gabby find a way to save the holiday, or will this be the worst Christmas ever?Daphne Benedis-Grab, author of The Angel Tree, has created a heartwarming story that sparkles with humor, light, and Christmas spirit.