Please Don't Eat the Children


Book Description

While trying to convince the FBI that giant ants are kidnapping and enslaving the citizens of Cincinnatti, twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin, with the help of their vampire father, escape the clutches of the enormous ghouls who want to adopt--and eat--them.




The Vampire's Curse


Book Description

Having been reunited with their zombie father only to have him turn into a vampire after drinking an experimental elixir of life, the ten-year-old Shluffmuffin twins continue to try to elude the giant ants that want to enslave all humans. Book #3




The Shluffmuffin Boy Is History


Book Description

Although a paid assassin is stalking Wally while his twin sister Cheyenne is under the power of the queen ont, it is up to Wally and Cheyenne, their vampire dad, and their friends to save the human race from the giant onts. Book #5




Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days


Book Description

The ten-year-old Shluffmuffin twins, still evading the evil, giant ants that tried to adopt them, discover the culinary delights of swamps and encounter a zombie who bears a strange resemblance to their deceased father. Book #2




When Bad Snakes Attack Good Children


Book Description

Followed by an assassin and her poisonous snakes, ten-year-old twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin try to get from their Ohio home to the FBI training facility in Quantico, Virginia, to get help in freeing human hostages from the onts. Book #8




Attack of the Giant Octopus


Book Description

When the babies who are being fed on human snot mutate into half-human brats, Hedy Mandible uses her hypnotic control over Cheyenne to force her to teach them proper behavior, while the Jackal initiates another elaborate scheme to assassinate Wally.




Secrets of Dripping Fang


Book Description

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne get out of the Jolly Days orphanage, only to have more problems dealing with the Mandible sisters, evil giant ants, and their zombie father.




The Onts


Book Description

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have a hard time at Cincinnati's Jolly Days Orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in the Dripping Fang Forest. Book #1




Secrets of Dripping Fang


Book Description

After the Mandible sisters kidnap his sister Cheyenne, Wally seeks the help of a group of orphans and his vampire father.




Secrets of Dripping Fang


Book Description

Although a paid assassin is stalking Wally while his twin sister Cheyenne is under the power of the Ont Queen, it is up to them, their vampire Dad, and their friends to save the human race from the giant ants.