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Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You: A Humorous YA Urban Fantasy Novel

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 251 pages

File Size : 45,54 MB

Release : 2019-06-04

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You, book two in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Being a wizard is hazardous to your health. Things not to do when being tracked by murderers: #1 Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess. #2 Do not accept a bag full of money. #3 If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants. #4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady. #5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot. #6 Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard. #7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world. Are you ready for magic? Do you crave adventure? Ever dreamed of the fate of the world falling into your hands? Order Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone’s Trying to Kill You and join Megan O’Russell’s 550,000+ satisfied readers. Don’t miss out, start your adventure now! *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination: A Humorous YA Urban Fantasy Novel

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 19,62 MB

Release : 2020-09-10

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination, book three in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Step One: Find the books stolen from the magical library Step Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New York Step Three: Declare wizarding domination I feel like this is a pretty solid plan. I'm probably wrong... *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny: A Humorous YA Urban Fantasy Novel

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 288 pages

File Size : 14,86 MB

Release : 2020-11-19

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny, the fourth and final book in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind. But if fate forces you into staging an international heist― Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs. Rule 2: If you’re going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers. Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying. Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines on the inside. Rule 5: Don’t think being an ocean away from home will keep your troubles from catching up to you. Some shadows, you can’t outrun. This is the final installment of The Tale of Bryant Adams. Cheery triumph is not guaranteed. *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 35,6 MB

Release : 2020-08-13

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days, book one in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your dad’s apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. #2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. #3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. #4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things. I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn't have, burned down my high school's theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A seer guarded by the undead is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I'm pretty sure the cops are after me for destroying my dad's penthouse. But it gets better! Now I'm stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It'll be a miracle if I survive until Monday. How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 550,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now! *** How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



The Rules of Supervillainy

Author : C. T. Phipps

Publisher : Crossroad Press

Page : 273 pages

File Size : 48,72 MB

Release : 2019-01-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Gary Karkofsky is an ordinary guy with an ordinary life living in an extraordinary world. Supervillains, heroes, and monsters are a common part of the world he inhabits. Yet, after the death of his hometown's resident superhero, he gains the amazing gift of the late champion's magical cloak. Deciding he prefers to be rich rather than good, Gary embarks on a career as Merciless: The Supervillain Without Mercy. But is he evil enough to be a villain in America's most crime-ridden city? Gary soon finds himself surrounded by a host of the worst of Falconcrest City's toughest criminals. Supported by his long-suffering wife, his ex-girlfriend turned professional henchwoman, and a has-been evil mastermind, Gary may end up being not the hero they want but the villain they need.



White Trash Warlock

Author : David R. Slayton

Publisher : Blackstone Publishing

Page : 266 pages

File Size : 41,43 MB

Release : 2020-10-13

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1094069191

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Not all magicians go to schools of magic. Adam Binder has the Sight. It’s a power that runs in his bloodline: the ability to see beyond this world and into another, a realm of magic populated by elves, gnomes, and spirits of every kind. But for much of Adam’s life, that power has been a curse, hindering friendships, worrying his backwoods family, and fueling his abusive father’s rage. Years after his brother, Bobby, had him committed to a psych ward, Adam is ready to come to grips with who he is, to live his life on his terms, to find love, and maybe even use his magic to do some good. Hoping to track down his missing father, Adam follows a trail of cursed artifacts to Denver, only to discover that an ancient and horrifying spirit has taken possession of Bobby’s wife. It isn’t long before Adam becomes the spirit’s next target. To survive the confrontation, save his sister-in-law, and learn the truth about his father, Adam will have to risk bargaining with very dangerous beings ... including his first love.



Undead and Unworthy

Author : MaryJanice Davidson

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 306 pages

File Size : 42,46 MB

Release : 2008

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9780425221624

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Vampire Queen Betsy Taylor discovers that it is not all marital bliss in the suburbs as her husband, Sinclair, takes up reading "The Book of the Dead," and a pack of once-feral vampires decides to pay an unwelcome visit.



Seven Blades in Black

Author : Sam Sykes

Publisher : Orbit

Page : 631 pages

File Size : 41,64 MB

Release : 2019-04-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0316363456

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Acclaimed author Sam Sykes returns with a brilliant new epic fantasy that introduces an unforgettable outcast mage caught between two warring empires. Her magic was stolen. She was left for dead. Betrayed by those she trusts most and her magic ripped from her, all Sal the Cacophony has left is her name, her story, and the weapon she used to carve both. But she has a will stronger than magic, and knows exactly where to go. The Scar, a land torn between powerful empires, where rogue mages go to disappear, disgraced soldiers go to die and Sal went with a blade, a gun, and a list of seven names. Revenge will be its own reward.



Dragon Bound

Author : Thea Harrison

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 338 pages

File Size : 45,58 MB

Release : 2011-05-03

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1101514396

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THE FIRST NOVEL IN THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING ELDER RACES SERIES! Half-human and half-wyr, Pia Giovanni spent her life keeping a low profile among the wyrkind and avoiding the continuing conflict between them and their Dark Fae enemies. But after being blackmailed into stealing a coin from the hoard of a dragon, Pia finds herself targeted by one of the most powerful—and passionate—of the Elder races. As the most feared and respected of the wyrkind, Dragos Cuelebre cannot believe someone had the audacity to steal from him, much less succeed. And when he catches the thief, Dragos spares her life, claiming her as his own to further explore the desire they’ve ignited in each other. Pia knows she must repay Dragos for her trespass, but refuses to become his slave—although she cannot deny wanting him, body and soul...



Magic Forged

Author : K. M. Shea

Publisher :

Page : pages

File Size : 39,19 MB

Release : 2020-02-28

Category :

ISBN : 9781950635078

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I'm one scrappy wizard.As someone with barely a flicker of magic, I've spent my life being mocked and surviving fights with bullies. But when my parents die in an accident, and I find myself responsible for our whole wizard house and family, I know my usual tactics aren't going to cut it.The situation veers from bad to catastrophic when my backstabbing cousin stages a coup and takes my family hostage.I barely manage to flee, but the only supernatural willing to help me is Killian Drake--the most feared vampire in the region, and a far more deadly villain than the jerk threatening my family.Is Killian sexy and charismatic? Heck yeah.He's also so powerful that my flight or fight instincts kick in every time our eyes meet. And he's definitely using me as his personal magic detector in his feud against the local fae.But Killian is also the first person to believe I might have more than just a scrap of magic. And if I can convince him to train me, I might get strong enough to free my family and get my house back.I'm not sure what happens when a scrappy wizard is taught how to fight by a hall of deadly vampires, but I'm about to find out.