Siamese


Book Description

A brutally comic portrait of marriage, taken to extremes reminiscent of the work of Samuel Beckett and Thomas Bernhard. Edwin Mortens is almost blind, but has good hearing; his wife Erna is hard of hearing, but can see perfectly. Edwin sits locked in his bathroom all day, every day, trying to liberate his mind from his body. The experiment is going relatively well: nearly all his bodily functions have ceased, his limbs are in a state of decay, and his digestive system is in the process of breaking down. "This body," he says, "is a sewer." To pass the time, Edwin dedicates his days to chewing gum and screaming at his wife, on whom he is, nonetheless, entirely dependent; meanwhile, Erna's life, despite Edwin's constant abuse, revolves around her hideous husband. Edwin and Erna live in a state of perfect equilibrium—fueled by habit, cruelty, humiliation, and quite possibly love—until their building's young superintendent is called to replace a lightbulb in Edwin's bathroom, and the "Siamese twins" find themselves embroiled in a new and vicious struggle for power.




Siamese White


Book Description

Foremost among the biographies that Maurice Collis wrote during his wide-ranging literary career is Siamese White - an account of the career of Samuel White of Bath who, during the reign of James II, was appointed by the King of Siam as a mandarin of that country. The book superbly embodies that old adage - truth is stranger than fiction. 'A magnificent story, full of interest and excitement, but there is more to it than that. Collis, who has lived for years on the scene of these high happenings, is able to give us a first-hand picture of a fascinating land: of a lovely archipelago, of rivers and rapids, of an immemorial track through jungles haunted by tigers and malaria.' Evening Standard




Siamese Cats


Book Description

Discusses the habits and mysterious behavior of Siamese cats




A Step-by-step Book about Siamese Cats


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Discusses the characteristics of Siamese cats and provides information on selection, feeding, breeding, health care, showing, and other aspects of keeping them.




Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat


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Ming Miao tells her kittens about the antics of one of their ancestors, Sagwa of China, that produced the unusual markings they have had for thousands of years







Siamese Cats


Book Description

Presents sensible advice on selecting and caring for Siamese cats.




Siamese


Book Description

Profiles Gizmo, a Siamese cat who saved her owner's life, and introduces the history and characteristics of the breed.




Siamese Cats


Book Description

"Describes the history, physical features, temperament, and care of the Siamese cat breed"--Provided by publisher.




The Siamese Cat


Book Description

Discusses the history, development, habits, and care of Siamese cats. Includes photo diagram and general facts about cats.