Sitting Duck


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When Brody's niece Anabel comes for a visit, Max and the gang's only job is to keep her out of trouble. How hard could it be to babysit a puppy anyway? To Max's surprise, this fun-loving pup can't help getting into trouble—especially when set loose in the backyard. Turns out being a “sitting duck” is a lot harder than Max expected! In this hilarious Max the Duck book, children will delight in the silly mayhem that results when Max tries to be a good babysitter.




Sitting Ducks


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Day after day, brand new ducks roll off a giant assembly line operated by alligators at the Colossal Duck Factory. They are loaded into trucks and taken to Ducktown, where they are fattened up in preparation for their final destination—into the stomachs of alligators. Everything proceeds smoothly, until the day one of the alligators decides to take a wayward duck home. Over time, the alligator grows fond of his future dinner. Can a duck and an alligator really be friends in an alligator-eat-duck world? Find out in this charming and humorous friendship story.




Sitting Duck Division


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This is the story of one boy-soldier and his fellow GIs from draft to disaster and back during WW II. From basic blunders to bitter battle and prisoner of war persevering, a small town kid learns about life and death...love, laughter, and more.




LZ Sitting Duck


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The stories of war and survival told by the Marines that were there "What shines through from this bare-knuckled, furious battle is the core ethos. It comes though loud and clear when you read chapter after chapter in different voices. These Marines had no battlefield prep, no intelligence, no cohesive leadership. What held them together was the Marine spirit. There was nothing else. Wow! What an epic fight!" - Bing West, author of The Last Platoon and The Village "LZ Sitting Duck shows battle from the bottom up. In personal statements it captures the chaos, bravery, confusion, fear, and fighting spirit of Marines of the First Battalion Fourth Marines who fought a fierce hill battle with regular North Vietnamese Army forces in March of 1969. Readers will learn about combat down in the dirt at the very tip of the spearpoint." - Karl Marlantes, author of Matterhorn and What's It Like To Go To War




The Hitwoman and the Sitting Duck


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When Maggie Lee agrees to take her nieces to the traveling carnival, she anticipates cotton candy, rickety rides and games of chance. But when she's recruited by Templeton to take on the owner of the carnival, she ends up scrambling through her most madcap adventure yet! With the help of the menagerie and a couple of "semi-retired" criminals, Maggie heads up the team Templeton needs to exact his petty revenge. This hilarious, low-stakes misadventure is just what our harried heroine needs!




Plucked Duck!


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When he begins to molt, Bill the duck is unwilling to patiently wait for new feathers to grow and, armed with a map and a secret password, sets out with Aldo the alligator to find a cure.




Sitting Pretty... or Sitting Duck?


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For the first time in history, women control more than 50% of the private wealth in the United States. As they lay claim to this unprecedented amount of wealth, have they taken all the steps necessary to protect their shares from waste, squander, or depletion? Many have not and will let a good portion slip through their fingers. Whether you are 30, 40, 50, or 60 years old or older are married, divorced, widowed, single, or partnered... or have kids, a job, a business, or an inheritance... if you do not use precaution in handling your financial affairs, you could find yourself with lighter pockets. Many women have seen their fortunes destroyed by failing to put measures in place to ward off lifes inevitable attacks on their financial resources. Sitting Pretty or Sitting Duck lays out what a woman needs to do to protect herself financially no matter the economic times, and no matter the personal circumstances. For, how well you defend and protect your money today may determine the quality of your life tomorrow.




Sitting Duck


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Quacking Up!


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A joke book filled with wisequacks about Bill, Aldo, and the rest of their friends in Ducktown features the characters from the television show on Cartoon Network, Sitting Ducks.




Denture Adventure


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Based on the animated series of the cult picture book Sitting Ducks - now on TV Cecil reveals his latest secret invention to Bill - duck dentures. However, he warns, the duck public is not yet ready for the psychological power that comes from having teeth. Left alone in Cecil's lab, Bill can't resist trying them on. Sneaking them outside, he meets admiring glances and impressed reactions. Bill is excited, but Aldo warns him that teeth are a big responsibility - and with good reason Bill's confidence begins to turn into obnoxiousness as he takes a bite out of the Decoy jukebox and starts scaring ducklings with his glinting choppers. Soon, the whole town is running scared of Chomper. But a strange twist of fate teaches Bill a valuable lesson... Following the phenomenal success of Sitting Ducks, this is another cracking comedy adventure based on Michael Bedard's bestselling book and hit TV series.