Skeletons Don't Play Tubas


Book Description

There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the new band teacher really teach a skeleton to play the tuba?




Skeletons Don't Play Tubas


Book Description

For use in schools and libraries only. There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City--and a lot of strange happenings. The Bailey School Kids take it upon themselves to investigate.







Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum


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The Bailey School kids trail the new school secretary to find out why electrical appliances seem to blow up as regularly as her bubble gum!




Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball


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When Mr. Drake returns to Bailey School as playground monitor, the students are convinced he has come to turn their teachers into vampires.




Giants Don't Go Snowboarding


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The Bailey School kids wonder if the Ruby Mountain snowboarding instructor is really a giant.




Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles


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The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.




Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs


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The Bailey School kids investigate to see if a mad scientist can turn a snow sculpture into a real dragon.




Monsters Don't Scuba Dive


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The new swimming instructor at Camp Lone Wolf, Nessie McFarland, has a strange attraction to the water. And when the kids hear that the Loch Ness monster has gone missing from Scotland, they get a funny feeling. The Loch Ness monster is described as black and skinny with a long neck and a little head which sounds a lot like Nessie in her scuba gear. But Nessie couldn't really be a monster, could she?




Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space


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What happens when Mrs. Jeepers takes her thrid-grade class to space camp? Could she really turn all of the scientists into vampires?