Subversive Cross Stitch


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Julie Jackson is back and more subversive than ever! This new anniversary edition of her classicSubversive Cross Stitchcelebrates more than 10 years of delightfully snarky, in-your-face cross stitch with 50 full-color patterns including17 brand-new designs, such as "Don't Be Such A Baby" and "Cheer Up, Loser." Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Sideinvites stitchers of all levels to fully express their bad-ass crafty selves, whether they need to release their inner curmudgeon or let fly with a witty insult. With alphabet charts and easy-to-follow instructions for every design,Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Sideincludes everything you need to get your craft on from the original instigator of subversive stitching.




Snarky Cross Stitch Box Kit


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An instructional kit that includes: Aida cloth, stitching needles, floss, and a 48-page booklet. Detailed instructions on 14 snarky cross-stitch patterns for bookmarks, frameable signs, a baby bib, and more. This introductory kit contains all the basics to get you started at cross-stitching immediately, along with a side of snark.




Improper Cross-Stitch


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Sometimes it's good to be a little improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox's book invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humour to their cross stitch projects. Her easy to follow instructions and colourful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone.




Mini Cross Stitch Ornaments


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With 116 designs to choose from, this title helps you find just the right ones to stitch for gift giving or to decorate your tree. It includes: Santas, angels, snowmen, and wreaths.




Warped and Witty Cross Stitch


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From the creator of "Needles and Pins" Etsy shop comes a new collection of hilariously inappropriate cross-stitch. These offensively pretty stitches are perfect postcards for framing or sending to your friends, family, or mortal enemies. Embrace your inner vintage homemaker — while still staying fierce as heck — with Warped & Witty Cross Stitch. A postcard version of Katie's humor title, Bless This Mother-effing Home!The combination of adorable and appalling is irresistible in this latest collection of cross-stitch postcards that you will be itching to send. Each page evokes laughter and irony, and the oversized postcard format gives you the option to hang up or share favorite designs, spreading the cross-stitched love.




A Bitch In Time


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Siblings Tara K. and Roy W.P. Reed present: A Bitch In Time: 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1! Combining Tara's compulsive need to play with words and Roy's artistic prowess, this collection of subversively witty, sassy, punny and off-side quips has something for everyone! ABIT offers 30 large, easy-to-read and quality-tested patterns in traditional and modern styles ranging in difficulty from Beginner to Advanced. Finished designs measure from 5"X4" to 9"X11" and were created with framing in mind. Novice needleworkers can utilize a helpful How-To section with bonus mini-patterns that illustrate direction. Seasoned stitchers can express their individual tastes and style with customization suggestions. Readers can also collect an additional four designs, making this the gift that keeps on giving! www.ABitchInTime.com




Feminist Cross-Stitch


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Make a statement—and smash the patriarchy, one stitch at a time—with these forty feminist-themed cross-stitching patterns! Crafty activists will love this snarky book with its forty irreverent, vintage-inspired cross-stitch patterns. Whether you want to proudly announce to the world that you’re a nasty woman or remind others that a woman’s place is in the revolution, you’ll find edgy slogans, sharp one-liners, and cheeky images that make fabulous wall art or wonderful handmade gifts. An illustrated basics section will get you started, with information on materials, tools, techniques, and framing your finished pieces. “[Rohr] truly understands the therapeutic value of reclaiming what was once traditional ‘women’s work’ as a modern, empowering medium. Her designs are spot-on and well executed with clear, encouraging instructions. There are very few people who really ‘get’ subversive cross-stitch the way Stephanie does.” —Julie Jackson, founder of Subversive Cross Stitch The patterns, ‘bold and fierce’ indeed, will speak to stitchers who share Rohr’s spirit and convictions.” —Publishers Weekly “Standouts here include a folk-art inspired ‘Don’t Tell Me to Smile’ and a sweet, floral pattern that proclaims ‘A woman’s place is in the Revolution’ . . . Feminist Cross-Stitch is very much on-trend as a new generation discovers the joys of needlework.” —Booklist




The Geeky Stitching Co's Little Book of Cross Stitch


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You will find over thirty of our bestselling designs in this book as well as seven new patterns to stitch up, we have everything from rainbows to fluffy animals and not a country cottage in sight! A great book for beginners as well as experienced stitchers who are fans of stitching cute stuff and fun puns.




Feminist Stitches


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Feminist Stitches offers twelve empowering feminist-themed cross-stitch patterns that celebrate strong women. Decorate your home with framed pieces or use the patterns to personalize items like denim jackets and backpacks. The kit includes twelve fun and original patterns featuring various designs and quotes that have been popularized by the feminist movement, plus the supplies needed to make two finished projects. The book offers step-by-step instructions with full-color photographs of the finished projects. Cross-stitch patterns include: Votes for Women (100thAnniversary of 19thAmendment ratification) We Can Do It Don't Tell Me to Smile Pussy Hat + "Power" Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History R.I.P. Gender Roles Girl Just Want to Have Fun...damental Human Rights Not Your Babe The Future is Female Smash the Patriarchy I Dissent Resist




The Office Cross-Stitch Kit


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Bring The Office to life in this all-in-one mini cross-stitch kit! INCLUDES EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO CREATE THREE CROSS-STITCH PATTERNS PLUS A FOURTH BONUS PATTERN: 3" embroidery hoop in which to stitch and display designs, 2 tapestry needles, 4 skeins of embroidery thread, 3 pieces of 4" x 4" cotton Aida cloth BOOK INCLUDED: 32-page, fully illustrated mini book with simple cross-stitching instructions and 4 easy patterns (stapler in gelatin, World's Best Boss Mug, I Love Pretzel Day, and Dwight says "False") A PERFECT GIFT FOR FANS OF THE OFFICE: Office fans will enjoy displaying their cross-stitch creations, perfect for all ages and skill levels OFFICIALLY LICENSED: Authentic cross-stitching kit The Office is a trademark and copyright of Universal Content Productions LLC. Licensed by Universal Studios 2020. All Rights Reserved.