Snoodles, Kidoodles, Poodles and Lots and Lots of Noodles


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Out of a world where crankiness reigns and cars run on sauerkraut comes a new invention: the SnoodleMobile, the brainchild of Herbie Snoodleman. Now cars are powered by noodles, and the delicious aroma produced fills everyone with happiness. Only one person does not appreciate the success of Mr. Snoodleman's invention: Sour Croodleman, the brains behind the once-popular KrautMobile. But when Croodleman decides to seek revenge on his business rival, the unexpected happens. (After all, when cars run on noodles, anything is possible.) The newest children's tale by author Steven Joseph invites readers of all ages to enter a world where imagination is king, and even the crankiest person can find happiness.




Snoodles in Space


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Snoodles in Space: A Snoodle, The Zoodle Kidoodles, and One Happy SchmoodleIn the award-winning book "Snoodles, Kidoodles, Poodles, and Lots and Lots of Noodles," Steven Joseph and Andy Case introduced us to a world where everyone was happy because of one man, Herbie Snoodleman, the inventor of the Snoodlemoblie, powered solely by noodles. It had replaced Sour Croodleman's Krautmobile, which ran on sauerkraut and made everyone quite a bit cranky.In this follow-up book, when the Zoodle Kidoodles from the planet Zoodle abduct Norman Noodle and Sally Stroodle, the Zoodle Kidoodles threaten to take all of Earth's noodles- unless they perform the necessary brain operation on their grand leader, Cloodle the Grand Roodle, and fix their spaceship's failing engines.The one problem? Norman Noodle and Sally Stroodle are simple bakers. Sour Croodleman's Prickly Peppered Purple Propulsion Powered Pickle invention is their only hope, but will he unite with Herbie Snoodleman to save the planet?The answer is here, in this Wackadoodle Tale from Outer Space!




My Teacher Dad


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What can you do when your dad doesn't want to go to school? And he's the teacher! Discover the lengths one boy has to go through with his teacher dad and the lively antics that follow in this rhyming picture book with rib-tickling illustrations and rollicking story told in fluid verses. Recommended for children ages 4 to 8. "I don't want to go to school today. Pooh," my teacher whined. "Oh, not again," I told my dad. "I know you're feeling fine." "Oh no, I'm not! My tummy hurts!" Said teacher who's my dad While curling up into a ball And making his face sad.




Buster and the Brain Bully


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My name is Buster, and I've got a Brain Bully. It affects my mood, and I don't understand it fully-- like during a storm, when I get so very scared, or--during a test--when I feel unprepared. Read along with me as I discover how to cope, by helping others realize that there is hope. We all have bad days, but together we face our fears. Brain Bullies, be gone! You're not welcome here.




Imperfect Phil is Who I Am!


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Hi! My name is Phil Basher, and I love life! If you're ever feeling down or starting to wonder what this journey is all about, read my stories. I promise to bring you all the happiness and joy I can pack into my giant puppy body. I won't let you down because I'm perfect...I'mPerfect...imperfect. I'll tell you more about this later. Imperfect. Just. Like. You. In book two, you will learn what it means to know who I am. A portion of the proceeds from sales of this book will be donated to a local dog rescue.




Those Who Hunt Wolves


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Doctor Hyde


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From a forgotten Pennsylvania steel mill town, to a revered cosmetic surgeon in Scottsdale, Arizona. A client list that once included world renowned athletes, models, actors, and even Royal family members from the Middle East. A pioneer in the art of tumescent liposuction surgery and clinical professor of Midwestern University. Dr. Locnikar had achieved the pinnacle of success in his chosen profession and thus awarded all the luxuries of life. Once named Cosmopolitan Magazine Most Eligible Bachelor. It appeared he had achieved the American Dream, but a dark secret was about to be revealed that would lead to unimaginable destruction. From Hollywood to underworld terror, the reader will experience how a respected physician struggled with his inability to except his addiction through a dual existence. The book will shock you and at times make the reader laugh and cry, but, in the end ponder the question: Could this happen to me?




Philip T. Basher is ImperfectPhil


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If you're ever feeling down or starting to wonder what this journey is all about, read my stories. I promise to bring you all the happiness and joy I can pack into my giant puppy body. I won't let you down because I'm perfect...I'mPerfect...imperfect. Imperfect...Just like you. In book one you will learn how I came to be known as ImperfectPhil.




Babe in the Woods


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At age eighteen, Yvonne set out to build a home from trees on eighty acres she bought on an Oregon mountainside. In 1975, log by log she creates a cabin and heals from an orphaned past, finding a new family in the forest, and with people in a valley named John Day. Babe in the Woods: Self Portrait is the second in a three-book series. It chronicles a span in Yvonne's four decades long relationship with her log cabin and the people she meets in the valley. The book continues Yvonne's story of learning to live in the wilderness within and outside of herself. It is also a story of rogue bears, building a bear-proof log studio, a young artist's development, and the trials and triumph of finding oneself, alone in the back woods.




A Plague of Flies


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In 1846 Alta California, Catalina Delgado daydreams about her future: roping cattle, marrying Angelo Ortega and raising children. But now, invaders from the United States-the Bear Flaggers-have declared war against Mexico, her country. Bear Flaggers have imprisoned one close friend of her family and murdered others. What fate might befall her parents, grandfather and younger brothers? And what about her best friend, a Costanoan servant girl? How can Catalina, only sixteen, help protect all those she loves? An old vaquero once predicted a mysterious Spirit Man would someday ride off with Catalina. This has clouded her reputation as a chaste young woman, one reason why Angelo's father doesn't want her for a future daughter-in-law. Now Catalina learns another reason. Her mamá is not her natural mother. Catalina is a mestiza, the daughter of her papi and a former servant woman. Catalina prays for guidance, then dares to leave her bedroom at night to seek a spiritual vision. She ends up riding into the sky with Spirit Man. They remove gold nuggets from a river to prevent Bear Flaggers or anyone else from discovering the treasure. Will this be Catalina's duty for the rest of her life? And is Spirit Man good or evil? For the sake of all she holds dear, Catalina risks what is left of her reputation, her future with Angelo, her life and her very soul. When hopes and dreams clash with cold reality, Catalina finds the fortitude to accomplish what only she can do. For the sake of all she holds dear, Catalina risks what is left of her reputation, her future with Angelo, her life and her very soul. When hopes and dreams clash with cold reality, Catalina finds the fortitude to accomplish what only she can do.