Snowed in with Grumpy


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They say he’s so grumpy that he never speaks. He only growls. I’m not intimidated. My boss sent me to deep backwoods Vermont to get Garland McGrumpypants—I mean McGuinty, to sell some of his lucrative landholdings on Silver Mountain. And I NEED this commission. McGrumpy only likes kids, animals, and his giant axe… he definitely doesn’t like me. When our meeting goes horribly wrong, and an avalanche causes my car to be nearly crushed under a pile of snow… I’m rescued by the massive hermit himself. No cell service, no road access, no escape. I am STUCK with Grumpy, and this Christmas couldn’t get any worse! Garland Her name is Ava, and she’s the unluckiest woman I’ve ever met. She spills every drink she touches all over herself, she trips over her shadow… and somehow, when she comes around, the whole mountain falls apart. So why do I have a strange urge to protect her and take care of her? Damn this crazy woman. She will be the death of me. A sweet and steamy holiday romance with a guaranteed HEA! Slow burn, over the top, laugh out loud romantic comedy. Themes: mountain man romance, forced proximity, billionaire romance, enemies to lovers, age gap romance, contemporary romance, romantic comedy, steamy romantic suspense, strong heroine, dominant alpha male, free, freebie, dangerous romance, sensual romance, sassy heroine, romance novels for women, romance novels free, contemporary adult romance, adult romance books, rich hero, wealthy hero, American heroine, love story, happily ever after, happy ever after, contemporary romance and sex, true love, romance billionaire series, sexy romance, new adult romance, romance and drama, snowed in romance, grumpy boss romance, small town steamy romance, office romance, fun flirty reads, holiday romance, workplace romantic comedy, spicy romance. For fans of: Lexy Timms, Skye Warren, Kennedy Fox, Melanie Harlow, Penelope Ward, M. S. Parker, Cassie Mint, Piper Rayne, Elle Kennedy, Anna Todd, Ayla Asher, Sofia T Summers, Emma Slate, Ava Gray, Louise Bay, Elle James, Hannah Grace, Tessa Bailey, J.S. Scott, Ellis O. Day, Aleatha Romig.




Snowed in with Grumpy


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They say he's so grumpy that he never speaks. He only growls. I'm not intimidated. My boss sent me to deep backwoods Vermont to get Garland McGrumpypants-I mean McGuinty, to sell some of his lucrative landholdings on Silver Mountain. And I NEED this commission. McGrumpy only likes kids, animals, and his giant axe... he definitely doesn't like me. When our meeting goes horribly wrong, and an avalanche causes my car to be nearly crushed under a pile of snow... I'm rescued by the massive hermit himself. No cell service, no road access, no escape. I am STUCK with Grumpy, and this Christmas couldn't get any worse! Garland Her name is Ava, and she's the unluckiest woman I've ever met. She spills every drink she touches all over herself, she trips over her shadow... and somehow, when she comes around, the whole mountain falls apart. So why do I have a strange urge to protect her and take care of her? Damn this crazy woman. She will be the death of me. A sweet and steamy holiday romance with a guaranteed HEA!




Grump: The (Fairly) True Tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves


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From the New York Times bestselling author of Rump, comes the true story behind another unlikely hero: a grumpy dwarf who gets tangled up in Snow White's feud with the wicked queen. Ever since he was a dwarfling, Borlen (nicknamed "Grump") has dreamed of visiting The Surface, so when opportunity knocks, he leaves his cavern home behind. At first, life aboveground is a dream come true. Queen Elfrieda Veronika Ingrid Lenore (E.V.I.L.) is the best friend Grump always wanted, feeding him all the rubies he can eat and allowing him to rule at her side in exchange for magic and information. But as time goes on, Grump starts to suspect that Queen E.V.I.L. may not be as nice as she seems. . . . When the queen commands him to carry out a horrible task against her stepdaughter Snow White, Grump is in over his head. He's bound by magic to help the queen, but also to protect Snow White. As if that wasn't stressful enough, the queen keeps bugging him for updates through her magic mirror! He'll have to dig deep to find a way out of this pickle, and that's enough to make any dwarf Grumpy indeed. "Liesl Shurtliff writes the perfect middle-grade page-turners that fourth graders can gobble down on the plane, train, and automobile trips ahead this summer. . . . [she] excels at turning familiar worlds on their heads. --The New York Times Book Review "Hilarious and heartfelt . . . Lovable Borlen's grumpy first-person narration explores themes of belonging, friendship, and doing the right thing. Sure to please fans of reimagined fairy tales." --Kirkus "A hilarious reimagining of its origin story with a wonderfully detailed world and interesting twists on classic characters. Sure to be a hit with fantasy fans looking for comedy." --Booklist "The story moves at a fast pace and deftly balances lighthearted humor with emotional weight. . . .a sure hit for Shurtliff's fans." --School Library Journal




Grumpy Bunny's Snowy Day


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Hopper, a grumpy teacher bunny, decides to persuade his students, the kinderbunnies, to do his snow shoveling for him, but he is instead drawn into a day full of outdoor fun.




Snowed In With Him


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Barnes&Noble BESTSELLER Paperbacks available via my website Another night out on the town in New York City with her roommate, what could go wrong? Waking up in a strange bed, stranding me with the bar's known player after a major snowstorm would do it. What's a girl to do when we're snowed in for several days? What's a girl to do when I start falling for the player? What should I do when I'm unsure of which girl I am is of the many romance stories I narrate for a living? Am I the girl being played before the guy finds his true love? Or, am I the girl who gets the guy? "I feel like I’m in the middle of my own twisted, real-life romance story but I’m too scared to know the outcome. Which girl am I? Am I the girl being played who ends up with her heart broken? Or, am I the girl who gets the guy?" (Note: I'm the older sister of Harper from the short story One Kiss that was featured in the Because Beards anthology.)




Winter is for Snow


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Winter is for snowball fights,for sledding down the hills.Winter is for skating rinksand speedy, chilly thrills. In a rambunctious ode to everything winter, two siblings explore a snowy wonderland . . . and end up in the cozy warmth of family. Delve into Robert Neubecker's expressive and rejuvenating illustrations that celebrate snow and the coziness of friends and family at home. Only Robert Neubecker's magic touch could make kids love winter this much! Now available as a board book.




Grumpy Dad Shovels Snow


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"Grumpy Dad Shovels Snow" is the first in the Grumpy Dad children's book series which follow the goings-on in the Terwilliger family, as told through the eyes of four-year-old daughter, Molly. Molly, along with her parents, Tom and Carol, and baby brother Nicky, are a typical family, faced with the typical challenges of any household. As lovable as he is grumpy, Tom's fatherly challenges provide the structure and life lesson of each story, and the ongoing impetus for Molly's attempts to figure out what makes this large, and occasionally ornery occupant of the Terwilliger house, tick. In this first installment, Tom's grumpiness is exacerbated by snow. Molly can't understand why snow would make her dad, or anyone, grumpy. Tom's dealing with the snow, and Molly, leads to a funny, heartwarming story that will delight grown- ups and children alike.




Are You Grumpy, Santa?


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Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.




Snow White and the Seven Dorks: A Readers' Theater Script and Guide


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The show must go on! Snow White and the Seven Dorks is a fractured fairy tale based on the story of the Snow White. When Snow White escapes the huntsman she is saved by seven dorks. All is well until she uses social media to try to find her prince! This book provides information on putting on a production?including tips on sets, props, and costumes. An easy-to-follow script with color coding for character cues is ideal for readers' theater, puppet shows, or class plays. Teachers can download a free guide with additional tips and reading level information for each character on our Web site. Bring a fun, interactive way to practice fluency and public speaking to your library! Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Looking Glass Library is an imprint of Magic Wagon, a division of ABDO Group. Grades PreK-4.




Just Say Snow to the Ex-Fiancé


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Everyone deserves a second chance...except my ex-fiancé. I am not Ebenezer Scrooge. If I don’t like Christmas, it’s because I’m cursed—every guy I date over Christmastime dumps me and goes on to marry the next one. I’ve become the "one before." Not to mention getting dumped by the man I loved, Micah Calloway, just hours after he proposed. In a freaking text. On Christmas Eve. You’d hate Christmas too. So when my cousin drags me to a holiday singles retreat at a ski resort near my Colorado hometown, I’m not thrilled about going home after living in New York for three years. Even when my agent has ordered me to find a boyfriend to fix my man-hater image before my TV appearance next week. Because it’s Christmastime, and I know what happens to my relationships over the holidays. I’ll find the fakest of fake boyfriends and then get out of there, pronto. Except weird things start appearing, like ghosts . . . and my ex-fiancé from Christmas past. He wants a second chance, insisting he had no choice but to break our engagement. I want him to leave me alone so I can hate Christmas—and him—in peace. But the more time we spend together, the more I see the truth of his heart and, unfortunately, the truth about mine. Maybe everyone does deserve a second chance at Christmas. Even Ebenezer Scrooge. ........................ A Christmas holiday rom-com with laugh-out-loud moments and all the feels. The full-length novels in this series can be read as stand-alones or in any order. Four couples. Four seasons. One park to match them all.  Just Won't Spring for the Boy Band Star Just One Summer with the Grumpy Boss Just Can't Fall for the Enemy Just Say Snow to the Ex-Fiancé