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Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 172 pages

File Size : 38,64 MB

Release : 2019-07-23

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1684129540

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Book Description

Get ready for Halloween with more than 900 brand-new Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, and one-liners. The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! contains all types of kid-friendly jokes that are perfect to tell while trick-or-treating or at a spooky party. Whether your kids prefer to dress up as monsters or superheroes, they’ll laugh out loud at jokes such as... Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie? A: “Get a life!” Q: Where do mummies go for pizza? A: Pizza Tut Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.



The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 88 pages

File Size : 19,64 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866147

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Book Description

Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.



The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 90 pages

File Size : 35,59 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!



The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 178 pages

File Size : 15,3 MB

Release : 2017-10-17

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1684121450

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Book Description

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!



Uncle John's Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 760 pages

File Size : 20,93 MB

Release : 2019-09-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1684129885

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Book Description

It’s all about the facts—and Uncle John is back with a ton of them! For the 32nd year, Uncle John and his loyal researchers have teamed up to bring you the latest tidbits from the world of pop culture, history, sports, and strange news stories. If you want to read about celebrity misdeeds, odd coincidences, and disastrous blunders, Uncle John’s Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness has what you need. With short articles for a quick trip to the throne room and longer page-turners for an extended visit, this all-new edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is a satisfying read.



The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke

Author : Brian Boone

Publisher : Castle Point Books

Page : 260 pages

File Size : 19,90 MB

Release : 2023-08-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1250287340

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Book Description

Get spooked by the kookiest and creepiest bunch of jokes there is! The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever . . . No Joke! is a haunted library full of ghoulish guffaws and giggles that will have you and all your favorite goblins laughing like jack-o’-lanterns! No nightlights necessary, this kid-friendly joke book is a puntastically playful tomb of fun. Take this cauldron companion anywhere, and you can bring even the most dead-boring situations howling back to life! - 1,001 of the silliest, kid-friendliest jokes for spooktacular fun - Funny stuff for all your best vampires, werewolves, witches, and Franken-friends - Lots of funnily frightening illustrations throughout Perfect for scaredy-cats and ghost-lovers alike, these funny one-liners, knock-knock jokes, graveyard puns, and creepy-crawly chucklers will keep you screeching like it’s Halloween all year long. Keep your wits about you with this cackling crypt of must-LOL jokes!





Uncle John's Awesome 35th Anniversary Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 580 pages

File Size : 18,77 MB

Release : 2022-10-11

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1667202537

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Book Description

The 35th annual edition of Uncle John’s compendium features entertaining, informative, and amusing real-life stories from around the world. This 35th anniversary edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is bursting with everything you could possibly want to read in the throne room, including short articles for a quick trip and lengthier page-turners for an extended visit. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have once again gathered the most entertaining and amusing stories from the realms of pop culture, history, science, and sports (not to mention accounts of even more dumb crooks!) for your reading pleasure. In addition, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud lists, amusing quotes, and odd factoids that will delight the most ardent of trivia fans.



Uncle John's Weird, Wonderful World Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 612 pages

File Size : 38,62 MB

Release : 2023-09-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1667205676

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Book Description

Uncle John is back with the 36th annual Bathroom Reader, an all-new collection of entertaining articles that explore the weird and wonderful world we live in. In this 36th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, longtime fans and new readers alike will be astounded by a treasure trove of wonderfully weird (and true!) stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, science, and everyday folks, including the always popular misadventures of dumb crooks. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have reached into all corners of the world to bring you this all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for when you take an extended visit. You’ll also find a plethora of amusing lists, odd factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will tickle every trivia enthusiast’s fancy.



The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Portable Press

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 49,75 MB

Release : 2017-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781626863651

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Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!