Spot the Cock


Book Description

They seek them here, they seek them there, these cocks are simply everywhere! But are you beady-eyed enough to find these one-eyed trouser snakes in different locations? From the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty search-and-find book.




The Penis Book


Book Description

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.




Penis Pokey


Book Description

The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?




Little Penis Santa Claus


Book Description

Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”




50 Ways to Eat Cock


Book Description

This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.




Penis Safari


Book Description

PENIS SAFARI THIS FUNNY GIFT BOOK FOR THE MAN'S LITTLE FRIEND INCLUDES 19 DIFFERENT PICTURES. YOU CAN CUT IT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL SIZE, INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALSO IN THE BOOK. IT IS ALSO SUITABLE AS A FUN FINGER PLAY. I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS BOOK: ) ATTENTION THE PAGES ARE NORMAL PAPER PAGES THIS BOOK IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT




The Animal Penis Book


Book Description

From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party.




How to Eat Cock


Book Description

Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.




Cockfidence


Book Description

Whether you are single, dating or in a relationship this book will show you how to attract sexual desire from women and bring them to the heights of their erotic and orgasmic potential. You will find your personal power, clarify who you are and what you want in your life, and have mind-blowing sex and passionate connections with women. This book will teach you to master your sexual function, control your ejaculation, and keep seduction and sensuality alive in long-term relationships. You will experience the power of having men admire you and women desire you and you will learn how to get the most out of every second of your sexual experience.




Cock a Doodle Boo


Book Description

Ronnie the Rooster wakes Sleepydale Farm.