Steampunk Bandidtos


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In his undead quest for justice, Felix Gomez—detective vampire extraordinaire—has traveled from dusty desert battlefields, to gritty urban barrios, to the deepest corners of outer space. Now he’s about to embark on his wildest adventure yet: back to an alternative past of steam-powered technology, telepathic magic, and intrigue more deadly and unforgiving than any he has ever encountered. There, he’s a renowned pistolero hired to find the missing daughter of notorious Chinese gangster Wu-Fei. Accompanied by philosopher-gunfighter Malachi Hunter and mercenary femme fatale Hermosa Singer, Felix follows clues through the reimagined Southwest of Aztlan to the Gulf of California. The fate of Wu Fei’s daughter is known only to the sex slaves imprisoned on Isla Tiburón—Shark Island—the fortress home of a mad scientist whose ambitions are as twisted as her evil genius. Getting on the island proves tough. Getting off the island proves impossible. But to learn what happened to Wu Fei’s daughter, Felix must brave a gauntlet of murderous henchmen, infernal machines, and ferocious prehistoric monsters. And don’t forget the sharks.




The Fanciers & Realizers MEGAPACK®: The Complete Steampunk Series


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The Fanciers & Realizers MEGAPACK® assembles Phyllis Ann Karr's complete series for the first time -- 37 stories and novels, totalling more than 1700 pages of great Steampunk/alternate history reading! Included are: CAGEY WARRINGTON THURSDAY SOMETHING SHADY AT SUNVALE CLINIC THE CYCLOPS KILLER THE REALIZERS/FANCIERS WORLD THE STANDARD MURDER MYSTERY VARIETY’S NAME ROSEMARY LOZINSKI LESTRADE THE MONDAY AFTER MURDER WHO MOURNS FOR SILVERSTAIRS? THE BLUE THREAD KILLER MURDER WITH AN ARTIST’S RAG LOVE AND DEATH IN THE ASTEROID BELT HOUSE OF THE PENTAGRAM CORWIN AND ANGELA THE SPIDER: AN INCIDENT FROM THE BOYHOOD OF M. CORWIN POE A PREDICAMENT IN THE BELFRY THE BREAKING POINT MAYDAY ON THE MELON AUTUMN LEAF THE DREAMSTONE THE DREAMSTONE I: SOULS FOR TRADE THE DREAMSTONE II: LICENSED TO KILL THE DREAMSTONE III: CURLING SNAKES HELLMOUTH PARK THE PICKETS OF HELLMOUTH BLOOD GROTTO THE HELLMOUTH SEVEN CLEMENT CZARNY THE DIAMOND DOVE THE BIGOT AND THE BARITONE A COLD STAKE THE TITLE ROLE THE DRACULA OF PI RHO BABBITT’S DAUGHTER APPENDICES THE VAMPIRE AS SHAMAN: Clement Czarny’s Theory THE PURGATORY CLUB If you enjoy this ebook, don't forget to search your favorite ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see more of the 300+ volumes in this series, covering adventure, historical fiction, mysteries, westerns, ghost stories, science fiction -- and much, much more!




Vagabond: Apocalypse Issue


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The second installment of "Vagabond," this pioneering series explores the theme of apocalypse through a rich tapestry of tales. Featuring a compilation of twelve riveting narratives from some of the most talented contemporary authors in speculative fiction, these stories promise to captivate and enthuse. Discover the gripping tale of "Deathball: Hunt For The Playoffs" by Charles Eugene Anderson, the intriguing "And Then What?" by Denise E Dora, and the precious narrative in "More Precious Than Gold" by Wayne Faust. Delve into "The Working Class" by Rebecca Hodgkins, experience the regal "King of Cats" by De Kenyon, and hear the "Last Song on the Titanic" by Mario Acevedo. Explore the flexible dimensions of "Flex Time" by Richard E Friesen, seek "Shelter From The Storm" with Shannon Lawrence, and join the "Scavengers" by Russ Crossley. Witness "A Fairy Rainbow" by Jim LeMay, contemplate the aftermath in "After" by Jamie Ferguson, and unravel the mystery of "Spindle Worms" by Lucy Taylor. This collection is a must-read for those who relish the exploration of post-apocalyptic worlds and the imagination of visionary writers.




Killing the Cobra


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"Originally published as Mario Acevedo's: Killing the cobra: Chinatown trollop issues #1-4."




Werewolf Smackdown


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“[Acevedo] is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, author of Nuclear Jellyfish Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a sexy werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the fifth installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural series. The author’s wonderfully twisted blend of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him in the august company of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, while earning him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore Sun calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly good, unclean, unwholesome fun,” while author and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry.”




Jailbait Zombie


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Vampire detective Felix Gomez teams up with a precocious clairvoyant teen in order to counter a gangster organization and its army of zombies that is terrorizing the Colorado mountains.




Denver Noir (Akashic Noir)


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Denver enters the Noir Series arena with a wide range of mile-high misgivings and perils. “Denver Noir presents an impressive range of perspectives and observations. Between the writers and their characters, you’ll encounter dozens of distinct and compelling relationships with this place. Maybe you’ll start to see our city—and even yourself—in new ways.” —Denver North Star “Denver Noir is a fascinating exploration of this sunny city’s dark side. Mountain views, a roughneck Gold Rush past, and stories of murder and mayhem make this anthology a must-read for anyone curious about Denver and its environs. Like the countless entries before it, Akashic Books allows an editor to craft an anthology filled with stories varying in tone and perspective.” —New York Journal of Books Akashic Books continues its award-winning series of original noir anthologies, launched in 2004 with Brooklyn Noir. Each book comprises all new stories, each one set in a distinct neighborhood or location within the respective city. Brand-new stories by: Peter Heller, Barbara Nickless, Cynthia Swanson, Mario Acevedo, Francelia Belton, R. Alan Brooks, D.L. Cordero, Amy Drayer, Twanna LaTrice Hill, Manuel Ramos, Mark Stevens, Mathangi Subramanian, David Heska Wanbli Weiden, and Erika T. Wurth.




The Nymphos of Rocky Flats


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Fantasy-roman.




Be Frank With Me


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AN AMERICAN BOOKSELLERS ASSOCIATION ADULT DEBUT HONOR BOOK WINNER OF THE AUDIE AWARD FOR BEST FEMALE NARRATOR LOS ANGELES TIMES BESTSELLER A sparkling talent makes her fiction debut with this infectious novel that combines the charming pluck of Eloise, the poignant psychological quirks of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time and the page-turning spirit of Where’d You Go, Bernadette. Reclusive literary legend M. M. “Mimi” Banning has been holed up in her Bel Air mansion for years. But after falling prey to a Bernie Madoff-style ponzi scheme, she’s flat broke. Now Mimi must write a new book for the first time in decades, and to ensure the timely delivery of her manuscript, her New York publisher sends an assistant to monitor her progress. The prickly Mimi reluctantly complies—with a few stipulations: No Ivy-Leaguers or English majors. Must drive, cook, tidy. Computer whiz. Good with kids. Quiet, discreet, sane. When Alice Whitley arrives at the Banning mansion, she’s put to work right away—as a full-time companion to Frank, the writer’s eccentric nine-year-old, a boy with the wit of Noel Coward, the wardrobe of a 1930s movie star, and very little in common with his fellow fourth-graders. As she slowly gets to know Frank, Alice becomes consumed with finding out who Frank’s father is, how his gorgeous “piano teacher and itinerant male role model” Xander fits into the Banning family equation—and whether Mimi will ever finish that book. Full of heart and countless “only-in-Hollywood” moments, Be Frank with Me is a captivating and unconventional story of an unusual mother and son, and the intrepid young woman who finds herself irresistibly pulled into their unforgettable world.




Rescue From Planet Pleasure


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The national bestselling author of Werewolf Smackdown brings back “irresistibly entertaining” vampire detective Felix Gomez (Rick Riordan, #1 New York Times–bestselling author). Planet Pleasure. The one place in the galaxy you seriously want to avoid, but it’s the next stop for Felix Gomez, detective-vampire and undead enforcer. His mission: rescue the bodacious vampiress, the hyper-sexual Carmen Arellano, from the clutches of ruthless warrior aliens. Her captors have doomed themselves by honing their military prowess at the expense of their libido, and Carmen is their last chance in regaining their mojo before they die out. Felix can’t waste any time because Phaedra, the ruthless bloodsucking ingénue—now with extra-superpowers—is making good on her threat to destroy the Araneum and take over the undead underworld. Luckily, Felix is not alone in his quest to save Carmen and stop Phaedra. That redheaded whirlwind with a gun, Jolie, has got his back. Also lending a hand is everyone’s favorite down-and-out trickster sage, Coyote, and he’s brought along his mom . . . la Malinche . . . aka La Llorona! Here it comes, ground zero of a mega-ton story bristling with action, interstellar double-crosses, skin-walkers, Hopi magic, and trigger-happy goons. Exactly what you’d expect from Felix Gomez. Praise for the Felix Gomez series “Acevedo is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, New York Times–bestselling author “Decidedly good, clean, unwholesome fun.” —The Baltimore Sun “A witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” —El Paso Times