Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!


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Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."




Stupid Boys


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I'm the nightmare they never see coming.You, the one reading this right now. Yes. You. I'm going to warn you this one time. Don't decide to like me. I'm not a good girl.. I'm manipulative. I play games. I've done it countless times and I'll do it again. I can promise you that.With more funding behind me than you can imagine, I can become anyone. I mess with men's hearts. And when I am done, it is more than just their money I take, it's their very sense of self. The football star. The politician. The surgeon. The artist. They all gave over their love. I hate to tell you how easy it is to make them my own. A little smile. A batting of my big, beautiful eyes. The most powerful fall the hardest.Did they take part of my soul with them? Try to get me to admit it. I dare you to try. I'll never say the words you all want to hear from me. I'm never sorry. Those stupid boys. I warned you. Don't. Like. Me.You'll regret it.*The authors strongly suggest you read the forward to this book before you go any further. This is the first book in a trilogy with strong, sometimes dislikable characters in a world where few people are as they seem and love comes at a cost not everyone is willing to pay.*




The Ultimate Guys' Body Book


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You Mean I Can Ask That? Boys’ bodies do the craziest things! They can knock a baseball out to right field or trip in front of class. But at a certain point, those bodies start to grow up and go through some wild changes. You might be wondering things like: Why don't I look like him? How can I get buff without steroids? And how can I handle that talk my parents want to have—you know, the talk? Yikes! Guy Talk answers all the important questions you want answers to but would rather not ask, mixing fun with great advice for growing guys.




Stupid Kids


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THE STORY: In rapid, highly stylized, music-video-like scenes, STUPID KIDS follows four students at Joe McCarthy High School as they make their way from first through eighth period and beyond, struggling with the fears, frustrations, and longings p




Dumb Girl


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They were never supposed to find me. Graham, Charles, Jamie, and Steven are back. And this time they want revenge. The four of them are dead if Holland doesn't pull off the impossible. But all of the guys are more interested in why Holland did what she did to them than the danger that's knocking on their door. And although she tries to pretend that she did it because she loves the con, that she feeds off the thrill...The truth is much more complicated than that.Holland's past is a story that was never supposed to be told.But does her past matter if her future is no longer certain? And will the only men she's ever loved be able to forgive her for her sins?She wasn't supposed to fall in love with the stupid boys. But Holland James is a dumb girl.




F E G


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Appealing to word lovers of all ages, "F E G" is a playful collection of 24 original poems in which each individual poem is a puzzle using wordplay. Full color.




Stupid Fast


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Just before his sixteenth birthday, Felton Reinstein has a sudden growth spurt that turns him from a small, jumpy, picked-on boy with the nickname of "Squirrel Nut" to a powerful athlete, leading to new friends, his first love, and the courage to confront his family's past and current problems.




Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid


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THE REVEALiNG, RiP-ROARiNGLY FUNNY GUiDE TO MAKiNG EVERY RELATiONSHiP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPiER. Since the dawn of time, when the first smitten caveboy tried to woo the object of his affections by shoving her into the mud, men have demonstrated that when it comes to women, they are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women -- no matter how intelligent or mature -- are completely crazy. Based on this simple yet groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example of these forces in action, they set out to explain why women ask questions that they absolutely do not want answered -- and why men persist in answering them. What are men really thinking -- or crucially, not thinking? Why do women view even the most mundane events through an emotional prism? Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she's fat? Using wit, hard-earned wisdom, and a highly entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the surprising method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity, while providing real solutions to perennial relationship problems. By teaching men how and why they're stupid around women and showing women how to "control the crazy" for everybody's sake, Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid helps couples to reach the place where giving isn't giving in, needing isn't needy, and where the sexes can break the dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live lovingly, happily ever after.




Lintball Leo's Not-So-Stupid Questions About Your Body


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Award-winning medical journalist, doctor, and “America’s Outstanding Family Physician Educator” (as named by the American Academy of Family Physicians) Dr. Walt Larimore provides a safe space for boys 8 to 12 navigate the big questions and confusion they have about puberty and their changing bodies, topics they are often too afraid to ask about out loud. From answering what is happening in certain places and why to exploring changing hormones and the topics that come with, this short, informational book is great for use as a family or as an introductory guide for young boys to explore on their own. Puberty is hard, especially when things start to change and you don’t understand why. Luckily, Lintball Leo is here to help, and he’s ready to tackle all the questions you’re not sure you want to say out loud. And there is no question he hasn’t already heard. Like, “Why is my body suddenly growing more hair?” or “Why do I have these weird feelings?” or even, “Is what is happening to me normal?” From laying out what you can expect in the coming months and even years to what to do with the urges and emotions you’re dealing with now, this book is full of answers … and reassurances that what you’re going through now is indeed a normal part of growing up, and something you don’t have to be ashamed of at all. Lintball Leo’s Not-So-Stupid Questions About Your Body: presents information on changing bodies and hormones in an age-appropriate way for boys entering puberty provides medically based facts and biblically based advice has a loose narrative story and humor that helps put boys at ease on the topics of puberty and urges contains large text and numerous black-and-white sketches and photos, as well as sidebars, to make reading easy and enjoyable




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