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Swear Like A Mother Fucking Paramedic

Author : Swearing Like Swearing Like A Paramedic Coloring Books

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Page : 100 pages

File Size : 36,15 MB

Release : 2019-11-18

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ISBN : 9781709211959

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Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated :)



Swearing Like a Motherfucking Paramedic

Author : Colorful Swearing Dreams

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Page : 48 pages

File Size : 47,94 MB

Release : 2019-08-07

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ISBN : 9781088767726

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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Paramedics Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, paramedic, EMS technician, EMT can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Save Lives of Dipshits" "Your Body is Fine but your Brain is Fucked up" "Patients Call it "Emergency", Paramedics Call it "Zero Fucks Given" "Dear Patient, Admitting you are an Asshole is the First Step" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY



Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic

Author : Funny Beast Swear Coloring Book

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Page : 52 pages

File Size : 43,1 MB

Release : 2020-07-12

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SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK?This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book has over 26 single-sided designs perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate, this inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation.PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!).FEATURES:26 High Quality Original Coloring Pages52 Pages, High Quality PaperLarge Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use.Great for a holiday gift!GET YOUR COPY TODAY!



Key To His Heart: Single Parent, Small Town, Contemporary Romance

Author : Kristina Beck

Publisher : Kristina Beck

Page : 367 pages

File Size : 13,9 MB

Release : 2022-07-19

Category : Fiction

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Key To His Heart is an emotionally gripping, single-parent contemporary romance when the past meets the present. Unconditional love is tested when devastating truths are revealed. Will TJ accept Katrina's confessions, even if they go against everything he believes in? Katrina My best friend is my head. It keeps all of my secrets. Everything I’ve seen and heard in my loveless past makes sense now, and it's led me to the sexy ex-NFL football player, TJ. The faceless man I conjured in my mind. The missing puzzle piece. I wasn’t prepared for sparks to fly, filling my life with endless love, comfort, and safety. TJ, Toby, and I are inseparable, like a genuine family. The old me is long gone. Or so I thought. Right after I confess my love to TJ, I tumble into the black hole of hell. My perfect façade begins to crumble, and I can’t mask it anymore. Once TJ sees between the cracks, he’ll leave Toby and me, just like everyone else has. I’m a survivor, but losing him will destroy me. TJ When I love, I love big, and it’s my worst downfall. After I burst through a stranger’s door, Katrina and her newborn son, Toby, are pushed into my world. My hopeful soul whispers to me we’re meant to be together. Can I trust it, though? On the best night of my life, the beautiful woman I gave my heart to isn’t the same one who’s kicking me out of her house right now. My family says it’s just a phase, and I’m trying to be patient. But her unpredictable mixed signals weigh heavily on my chest. Will my heart be shattered into a million pieces again? Katrina owns the key to my heart, and she’s the only one who can unlock it. This book was inspired by true events, but takes place in a fictional world and small town. It features a lovable ex-NFL football player turned chemistry teacher and a single mom who’s never felt loved. It’s filled with swoony times and sweet baby moments. HEA guaranteed. Sensitive topics are addressed that may be a trigger for some readers. Double POV, first-person present. Keywords: contemporary romance, instalove, single mom, single parent, small town romance, ex-NFL player, chemistry teacher, newborn, lovable hero, parenting, family life, epilepsy, divorce, artist, contemporary romance ebook, women’s romantic fiction, romance novel, inspirational, angsty romance novel, emotionally charged romance book, magical realism, new beginnings, postpartum, acceptance, seizure



Paramedic

Author : Peter Canning

Publisher : Ivy Books

Page : 368 pages

File Size : 28,23 MB

Release : 2009-02-04

Category : Health & Fitness

ISBN : 0307558932

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In this unforgettable, dramatic account of one man's experience as an EMT, Peter Canning relives the nerve-racking seconds that can mean the difference between a patient's death and survival, as Canning struggles to make the right call, dispense the right medication, or keep a patient's heart beating long enough to reach the hospital. As Canning tells his graphic, gripping war stories--of the lives he saved and lost; of the fear, the nightmares, and the constant adrenaline-pumping thrill of action--we come away with an unforgettable portrait of what it means to be a hero.



Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic

Author : Zoom Coloring

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Page : 102 pages

File Size : 19,18 MB

Release : 2020-08-11

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ISBN :

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SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK? This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!



Man Up!

Author : Ross Mathews

Publisher : Grand Central Publishing

Page : 175 pages

File Size : 17,94 MB

Release : 2013-05-07

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1455501794

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In this hilarious and inspirational memoir, Ross Mathews -- best known as "Ross the Intern" from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno -- chronicles his life growing up as an atypical kid in a small Northwestern farm town to living as an atypical adult in Los Angeles, to eventually being his loud, proud, apologetically genuine self on national television. As a young kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a pet unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of those far-fetched fantasies would have been more likely to come true than his real dream: working in television in Hollywood, California. Seriously, that stuff just doesn't happen to people like Ross. But guess what? It totally did. Now, with his first book, Ross takes us inside his journey as a super-fan, revealing the most embarrassing and hilarious moments of his small-town life and big-city adventures. From learning to swear like a hardened trucker to that time in high school when had to face down the most frightening opponent of all (his girlfriend's lady bits), Ross holds nothing back. Oh, then there's his surprisingly shady past involving the cutest pair of plus-sized women's pajama bottoms, deliciously dangerous pot butter, and embezzled sandwiches. And, of course, how he's managed to turn an obsession with pop-culture into one-on-one interactions with celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Tiffani-Amber Theissen, Madonna, Michelle Kwan, and countless more without ever having a single restraining order issued against him. Infused with Ross's trademark humor, unique voice, and total honesty, Man Up! is a mission statement for anyone who doesn't fit the mold. His hasn't been the most traditional way to build a career in Hollywood, but Ross has somehow managed to make his mark without ever compromising who he is. He is as serious about this as he is about Golden Girls trivia: You don't need to change who you are to achieve your dreams (although there's nothing wrong with a makeover every now and then). You just need to Man Up!



Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic

Author : Bookish Swear Coloring Book

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Page : 102 pages

File Size : 41,67 MB

Release : 2020-10-07

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Looking for funny gifts for Adults? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!



EMS Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu

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Page : 110 pages

File Size : 16,94 MB

Release : 2019-03-06

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ISBN : 9781645200277

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GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Code brown does not mean someone brought chocolates. ---The Snarky Mandala Emergency medical services personnel, you truly are medical ninjas in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of driving the ambulance straight to the airport and boarding the first flight to Mexico for vacation. Well, turn the ambulance around and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages



Restaurant Man

Author : Joe Bastianich

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 342 pages

File Size : 22,93 MB

Release : 2012-05-01

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1101583541

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The New York Times Bestselling Book--Great gift for Foodies “The best, funniest, most revealing inside look at the restaurant biz since Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential.” —Jay McInerney With a foreword by Mario Batali Joe Bastianich is unquestionably one of the most successful restaurateurs in America—if not the world. So how did a nice Italian boy from Queens turn his passion for food and wine into an empire? In Restaurant Man, Joe charts a remarkable journey that first began in his parents’ neighborhood eatery. Along the way, he shares fascinating stories about his establishments and his superstar chef partners—his mother, Lidia Bastianich, and Mario Batali. Ever since Anthony Bourdain whet literary palates with Kitchen Confidential, restaurant memoirs have been mainstays of the bestseller lists. Serving up equal parts rock ’n’ roll and hard-ass business reality, Restaurant Man is a compelling ragu-to-riches chronicle that foodies and aspiring restauranteurs alike will be hankering to read.