Tale of Two Minutes


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Two workaholic women meet in a conference room. Jaci is a yoga instructor/massage therapist with two minutes to sell CEO Selene Vas on a new idea-an idea Selene doesn't blink to shoot down. But now that they've laid eyes on each other, each woman has a new proposal to make Selene wants sex of an unusual variety, and Jaci wants a job. So they meet again, each woman making her case until they come to a decision. This is the tale of them both finding out what they really want, and how two different worlds just might be perfect together. Genre: Romance Pairing: Female-Female Theme: BDSM Language: Adult Sexual Content: Graphic NOTE TO BUYERS: This book is unedited because "Tale of Two Minutes: is The Smutty Bard's first tale, and the tip jar is currently empty. But, as funds are added, such things as editors can be paid and more stories put to ink. A bard can perform solo for free, but must pay other professionals for their crafts. This book is ground zero in raising such funds, and The Smutty Bard thanks you for your patronage.




Two Minutes to Glory


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Take a front row seat at "the Run for the Roses" with the first comprehensive history of the Kentucky Derby. From mint juleps to the garland of roses, to weeping men and women in the Winner's Circle, Two Minutes to Glory is the official story of the world's greatest horse race—the Kentucky Derby. This book is chockablock with facts, figures, and statistics on all 132 years of this incredible race. It also contains a capsuled yet detailed history of the race and of Churchill Downs, focusing on all the larger-than-life personalities from Col. M. Lewis Clark, who founded the Derby in 1875, to Col. Matt Winn, who saved it when it was in the stretch, out of breath, about to break down, and in need of a miracle—and beyond that to the present day. But perhaps the best parts of this lavishly illustrated book are the stories of the races, from 1875 to 2006. It is not a mere recitation of what happened—though there is that—but the human (and horse) stories behind the races, like that of Conn McCreary, who, astride Count Turf in 1951, looked down the track before the gates opened and knew that he was riding not just to win the Derby, but for his life. Or the 2005 race where a seventy-nine-year-old woman named Alice Chandler burst into tears as she watched her 50-1 shot Giacomo roar down the stretch to win—but also cried because she knew that when just a foal, he had previously beaten an opponent called death. This book looks at all the people and horses who made the Derby what it is over the years: trainer Ben A. Jones with six Derby winners; Eddie "Banana Nose" Arcaro and Secretariat, who broke the two-minute barrier and ran the fastest Derby in history; the great owners, the grooms—and all the rest. It is history, yes, but history with heart and soul. As horsemen say, have a good ride.




Billy and the Beast


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One of The Observer's Best Children's Books of 2018! 'It's a great story for everyone, especially those not used to seeing themselves centre-stage'- The Guardian From the author of Bumblebear, comes a new heroine for our times. Introducing: Billy! Whilst on a lovely walk in the woods, Billy and her trusty sidekick Fatcat hear a terrible rumble... a terrible rumble coming from a Terrible Beast... He’s making a Terrible Soup out of all of Billy and Fatcat’s friends! Luckily, our brave heroine Billy has a trick or two up her sleeve (or in her hair)... Join Billy on her mission to defeat the Terrible Beast (and save those adorable little bunny rabbits too). 'A refreshing picture book star' - The Observer




Two Minutes (Seven Series #6)


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"LOVING YOU IS WHAT I DO BEST." ***USA TODAY BESTSELLER*** The most anticipated book in the series is here... After years of living abroad, Maizy returns home to the only family she's ever known--a pack of wolves. When she confronts her childhood watchdog to see where they stand, his resentment leaves her uncertain about where she really belongs. Behind Denver's charming smile is a tragic past--one that's made his wolf savage and unpredictable. Only Maizy has been able to tame that darkness, and when they're reunited after many years apart, he no longer sees a child he once protected. She's captivating and intelligent--a woman with the world at her fingertips and two suitors offering more than he ever could. Torn between two worlds, Maizy must choose how her fairy tale ends. Tragedy, murder, passion, and imprisonment all collide with a heart-stopping twist. "You must decide how your fairy tale will end, little one. With a love that could be fleeting and hurt you in the end, or with a man who will give you your heart’s desire." Two Minutes is a romance between a Shifter and a human who are afraid to commit. After years of living apart, they meet again as strangers and wrestle with their newfound feelings. This paranormal romance includes banter, murder, a body that keeps reappearing, imprisonment, a spicy elevator scene, and emotional scars. SEVEN SERIES READING ORDER: Book 1 - Seven Years (Seven Series #1) Book 2 - Six Months (Seven Series #2) Book 3 - Five Weeks (Seven Series #3) Book 4 - Four Days (Seven Series #4) Book 5 - Three Hours (Seven Series #5) Book 6 - Two Minutes (Seven Series #6) USA TODAY BESTSELLER Book 7 - One Second (Seven Series #7) USA TODAY BESTSELLER Book 8 - Winter Moon (Bonus Novella) SEVEN WORLD Charming THE CROSSBREED SERIES Book 1: Keystone Book 2: Ravenheart Book 3: Deathtrap Book 4: Gaslight Book 5: Blackout Book 6: Nevermore Book 7: Moonstruck Book 8: Spellbound Book 9: Heartless Book 10: Afterlife Book 11: Quicksilver Book 12: Evildoer Book 13: Forevermore Crossbreed Series Insider's Guide OTHER BOOKS: Closer: A Novella Keywords: shifter romance, paranormal romance, friends to lovers, forbidden romance, cinnamon roll hero, alpha male, protective mate, books that gutted me, who hurt you, tortured hero, alpha male, rock star romance, native americans, prisoner, sweethearts, best friends, brotherhood, southern, small town romance, texas, supernatural, supernatural romance, billionaires, prince, magic, pack, demons, motorcycle, tattooed hero, happily ever after, found family, opposites attract, neighbors to lovers, disability rep, hea, no cliffhanger romances, fantasy, romantasy, booktok, spicy books, autumn reads, complete romance series, interracial, found magic, unlikely hero, werewolf, werewolves, werewolf romance, shifter and human




A Tale of Two Beasts


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There are two sides to every story. A little girl finds a strange beast in the woods and takes it home as a pet. She feeds it, shows it off to her friends and gives it a hat. But that night it escapes. Then the beast tells the story of being kidnapped by the girl, who forcefed it squirrel food, scared it with a group of beasts and wrapped it in wool. Can the two beasts resolve their differences? An eye-opening story that makes you look at things from a different perspective. 'Roberton's premise is as sublime as it is simple, with a subtle message. [...] Totally delightful.' - Kirkus Reviews




A Tale of Two Iditarods


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Blow by blow accounts of one young man's two Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race runs. Takes the reader down the trail through the author's eyes, ears, legs, and hands. Primary focus tries to stay on the incredible Alaskan Husky sled dogs who pull the author across the wild breadth of Alaska. As handler for his uncle, four time Iditarod champion Martin Buser, Chapoton goes from rookie to Iditarod finisher, then does it again the following year. Dog lovers and adventure fans will enjoy this fast paced easy read.




A call : The tale of two passions


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Welcome to the captivating world of Ford Madox Ford's "A Call: The Tale of Two Passions," where the complexities of human desire and moral conflict are explored through the lens of compelling narrative and introspective prose. Step into a world of conflicting passions and moral dilemmas as Ford Madox Ford weaves a tale that delves deep into the hearts and minds of its characters. Through intricate storytelling and nuanced characterization, Ford invites readers to contemplate the transformative power of love and the devastating consequences of betrayal. Follow the lives of protagonists torn between duty and desire, as they navigate the turbulent waters of personal ambition and societal expectations. Set against the backdrop of a changing world, Ford's narrative unfolds with emotional depth and psychological insight, capturing the essence of human struggle and resilience. Through rich dialogue and evocative settings, Ford creates a narrative tapestry that explores the themes of passion, loyalty, and the pursuit of personal fulfillment. Each chapter resonates with the complexities of human relationships and the enduring quest for meaning in a rapidly evolving society. As you immerse yourself in "A Call: The Tale of Two Passions," you'll discover a profound exploration of love, ambition, and the consequences of choice. Ford's keen observations and literary craftsmanship make this novel a timeless reflection on the human condition and the pursuit of happiness. This book is more than a tale of romance—it's a profound meditation on the nature of desire and the moral dilemmas that shape our lives. Ford's narrative prowess and insightful commentary offer readers a thought-provoking journey into the complexities of human emotion and moral ambiguity. Whether you're drawn to compelling characters, intricate plots, or thought-provoking themes, "A Call: The Tale of Two Passions" promises an enriching reading experience that challenges perceptions and illuminates the intricacies of the human heart. Don't miss your chance to explore the depths of passion and moral conflict with Ford Madox Ford. Order your copy of "A Call: The Tale of Two Passions" today and embark on a literary journey that explores the timeless themes of love, duty, and personal fulfillment.




The Book of Two Ways


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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of Small Great Things and A Spark of Light comes a “powerful” (The Washington Post) novel about the choices that alter the course of our lives. NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY MARIE CLAIRE Everything changes in a single moment for Dawn Edelstein. She’s on a plane when the flight attendant makes an announcement: Prepare for a crash landing. She braces herself as thoughts flash through her mind. The shocking thing is, the thoughts are not of her husband but of a man she last saw fifteen years ago: Wyatt Armstrong. Dawn, miraculously, survives the crash, but so do all the doubts that have suddenly been raised. She has led a good life. Back in Boston, there is her husband, Brian, their beloved daughter, and her work as a death doula, in which she helps ease the transition between life and death for her clients. But somewhere in Egypt is Wyatt Armstrong, who works as an archaeologist unearthing ancient burial sites, a career Dawn once studied for but was forced to abandon when life suddenly intervened. And now, when it seems that fate is offering her second chances, she is not as sure of the choice she once made. After the crash landing, the airline ensures that the survivors are seen by a doctor, then offers transportation to wherever they want to go. The obvious destination is to fly home, but she could take another path: return to the archaeological site she left years before, reconnect with Wyatt and their unresolved history, and maybe even complete her research on The Book of Two Ways—the first known map of the afterlife. As the story unfolds, Dawn’s two possible futures unspool side by side, as do the secrets and doubts long buried with them. Dawn must confront the questions she’s never truly asked: What does a life well lived look like? When we leave this earth, what do we leave behind? Do we make choices . . . or do our choices make us? And who would you be if you hadn’t turned out to be the person you are right now?




A TALE OF TWO CITIES (Illustrated)


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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness…” A Tale of Two Cities is a novel set in London and Paris before and during the French Revolution. The novel depicts the plight of the French peasantry demoralized by the French aristocracy in the years leading up to the revolution, the corresponding brutality demonstrated by the revolutionaries toward the former aristocrats in the early years of the revolution, and many unflattering social parallels with life in London during the same period. Charles Dickens (1812-1870) was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era. His works enjoyed unprecedented popularity during his lifetime, and by the twentieth century critics and scholars had recognized him as a literary genius. His novels and short stories enjoy lasting popularity.




A Tale of Two Wars


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A novel about two lovers. Ibrahiem, an officer who returned from 1967 war to find his lover Nagwa was raped in detention sites where her father died after seeing his daughter and wife raped by soldiers. This accident and the defeat ruined her life. Later on she married her lover but it was difficult for them for forget the past. Extremism just harmed them like what dictatorship had done. There is hope for reconcilation but the road is difficult.